So, like, this server is like the ultimate therapy for all your childhood trauma, man. If your parents used to beat you with a wooden spoon or make you eat broccoli, this is the place for you, dude. We’ll help you work through all that pain and loneliness by building epic castles and fighting off creepers together. Plus, our therapists are all skeletons in suits, so you know they mean business. Join now and let’s heal those wounds with some good old-fashioned block building therapy, bro!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
Emeralds Found: 8851 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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