So, like, this server is like the ultimate therapy for all your childhood trauma, man. If your parents used to beat you with a wooden spoon or make you eat broccoli, this is the place for you, dude. We’ll help you work through all that pain and loneliness by building epic castles and fighting off creepers together. Plus, our therapists are all skeletons in suits, so you know they mean business. Join now and let’s heal those wounds with some good old-fashioned block building therapy, bro!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Falling into the Void: 0
Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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