So, like, this server is like the ultimate therapy for all your childhood trauma, man. If your parents used to beat you with a wooden spoon or make you eat broccoli, this is the place for you, dude. We’ll help you work through all that pain and loneliness by building epic castles and fighting off creepers together. Plus, our therapists are all skeletons in suits, so you know they mean business. Join now and let’s heal those wounds with some good old-fashioned block building therapy, bro!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Runes Activated: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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