So, like, this server is like the ultimate therapy for all your childhood trauma, man. If your parents used to beat you with a wooden spoon or make you eat broccoli, this is the place for you, dude. We’ll help you work through all that pain and loneliness by building epic castles and fighting off creepers together. Plus, our therapists are all skeletons in suits, so you know they mean business. Join now and let’s heal those wounds with some good old-fashioned block building therapy, bro!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 1
Void Armor Forged: 15 Dragon Eggs Found: 9558
Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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