So, like, this server is like the ultimate therapy for all your childhood trauma, man. If your parents used to beat you with a wooden spoon or make you eat broccoli, this is the place for you, dude. We’ll help you work through all that pain and loneliness by building epic castles and fighting off creepers together. Plus, our therapists are all skeletons in suits, so you know they mean business. Join now and let’s heal those wounds with some good old-fashioned block building therapy, bro!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
Falling into the Void: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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