So, like, this server is like the ultimate therapy for all your childhood trauma, man. If your parents used to beat you with a wooden spoon or make you eat broccoli, this is the place for you, dude. We’ll help you work through all that pain and loneliness by building epic castles and fighting off creepers together. Plus, our therapists are all skeletons in suits, so you know they mean business. Join now and let’s heal those wounds with some good old-fashioned block building therapy, bro!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
Dragon Eggs Found: 1505 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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