TrashySwede – Minecraft SMP Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2024

ChocoMilkBandit

Apology, bothered, brand, Carton, Chocolate milk, ChocoMilkBandit, Communication, confession, convenience, convenience store, Girlfriend, Honesty, milk, misunderstanding, plain milk, relationship, Replacement, SNACKS, straw, Upset

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the smallest details matter! Just like the missing straw in the chocolate milk carton, we pay attention to every little thing to make your gaming experience top-notch.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest filled with chocolate milk and straws!

Don’t be like the guy who drank his girlfriend’s milk without telling her – join our server and never miss a beat. Plus, if you ever need to confess your Minecraft sins, our community is always here to listen and laugh it off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together! Just remember, always replace the milk with a straw next time. 😉

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MineCraftMentor: “Don’t dig straight down!”

advice, Development, Dig, dont, Experience, guidance, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, Insight, knowledge, learning, life lessons, Mentorship, MineCraftMentor, MISTAKES, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, regrets, self improvement, Straight.., success, Tips, wisdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move. Our community is so awesome, even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. So come on down and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Crops Grown:	4777
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	7401
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

RubleRumbleCraft

central bank, Crisis, Currency, DEVALUATION, Dollar, economic instability, economic policy, Economy, emerging markets, exchange rate, finance, financial markets, foreign exchange, Government, international trade, political turmoil, resignation, Ruble, RubleRumbleCraft, Russian officials, sanctions

so, like, if you wanna join this cray cray minecraft server, you gotta know that the russian officials have like totally ‘resigned’ to letting the ruble fall past 100 vs dollar. but don’t worry, on our server, the only currency you need to worry about is diamonds and emeralds, baby!

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where russian officials are actually creepers in disguise, trying to blow up your epic builds. but don’t fret, you can team up with other players to defeat them and protect your precious loot.

plus, did we mention that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks? it’s a wild ride, my friend.

so come on over and join the madness. who needs a stable currency when you have a server this insane?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Crafting Misfortune

adverb, bad, Blessing, bright side, Crafting, Fortuitous, Fortunate, Fortunately, Good, Grateful, Happy Ending, LUCK, misfortune, Optimistic, Positive, providential, Relief, serendipity, silver lining, Situation, stroke of luck, thankful

so, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should join. first of all, we have a secret underground base full of diamonds and emeralds. u can only access it by solving a riddle written in ancient hieroglyphics. it’s like being indiana jones but in minecraft.

also, we have a pet dragon that u can ride around the server. his name is fluffy and he breathes rainbow fire. he’s the coolest dragon in all of minecraft land.

oh, and did i mention we have a haunted mansion filled with spooky ghosts? but don’t worry, they’re friendly ghosts. they just like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. it’s like living in a real-life scooby-doo episode.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience all the craziness for yourself. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. who can say no to that?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

What is the IP for RDC Live Minecraft Server?

Gaming, Live, Minecraft, rdc, rdc funny, rdc live, rdc livestream, rdc stream, rdcgaming, rdcworld, rdcworld1, Server, Streamer

RDC Live is a dynamic entertainment company specializing in live events, concerts, and festivals. With a focus on creating unforgettable experiences for fans and artists alike, RDC Live has established itself as a leader in the music industry. Known for their high-quality production values and stellar lineups, RDC Live continues to push boundaries and set new standards for live entertainment.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Reimagined Blocks Minecraft Server

20th anniversary, blocks, classic, First Person Shooter, gaben, Gaming, gaming industry, Gaming news, half life, half life remake, half-life 2, Half-Life 2 anniversary, Half-Life 2 remake, Half-Life 2 remake announcement, half-life anniversary, hl2, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Reimagined, remake, remake announcement, Server, valve, video games

Are you tired of waiting for HL2 to get a remake for its 20th anniversary? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will make you forget all about Gaben and his secrets. Who needs a remake when you can build your own crazy world with us? So come on, join the fun and let’s see what kind of madness we can create together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Emeralds Found:	5052	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Pokémon Games Peaked Here Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the Pokemon games have peaked to a whole new level! Join us if you want to catch wild Squirtles swimming in lava, battle against Charizards in diamond armor, and trade with villagers who have transformed into Pikachu! Our server is the only place where you can find a rare Mewtwo riding a minecart through the Nether, and where Ditto can actually shape-shift into different blocks to build with. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate Pokemon crossover in Minecraft – join us now and become the very best, like no one ever was!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8861	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

EpicEpilepsySleepoverDeny

accommodations, Birthday Party, children, Decision making, EpicEpilepsySleepoverDeny, epilepsy, ethical dilemma, exclusion, friendship, legal standpoint, Liability, Liability Concerns, medical conditions, medical needs, medication, parenting, personal boundaries, Safety, Seizure, sleepover, social responsibility

Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to worry about liability or medical issues? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you if you want to avoid any potential seizures or lawsuits. We don’t allow anyone with epilepsy to join, so you can game in peace without any medical emergencies ruining the fun. Join now and enjoy a stress-free gaming experience without any judgment or angry moms calling you a prick. Play at your own risk, but with us, the risk is minimal!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9994
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BlockyBoys SMP: HarassmentHurtMe, ReportedIt

Abuse, assault, Awareness, BlockyBoys, Boundaries, consent, discrimination, empowerment, gender, Harassment, HarassmentHurtMe, Male, mental health, METOO, ReportedIt, Reporting, sexual harassment, smp, Support, survivor, Therapy, toxic masculinity, Trauma, Victim

Are you tired of getting harassed in real life? Well, our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape! Join us and leave all those creepy encounters behind. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without worrying about unwanted advances. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So come join us and leave those real-life creeps in the dust!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BlockyDisasters: Tell Us Your Worst Day!

Adversity, BlockyDisasters, Challenges, coping, Day, Devastating, Difficult, emotional, Experience, Grief, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, Life, Loss, Pain, Reflection, Sadness, Struggle, Tragedy, Traumatic, WORST, worst day

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you never knew you needed.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword. Yes, you heard that right, a sword made entirely out of bacon! And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil llamas? Or build a house out of exploding TNT blocks just for the thrill of it? Well, on our server, anything is possible.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	517	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

ZelenskyyCraft: Victory Plan Unleashed

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Military, negotiations, peace talks, Plan, political leadership, President Zelenskyy, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian lawmakers, Unleashed, Victory, victory plan, War, Western Allies, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a ‘victory plan’ just like zelenskyy! we will unveil it to you as you embark on crazy adventures with other players. our western allies are already on board and ready to conquer the virtual world with you! join now for a chance to be a part of something truly legendary!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ZapTourniquet – Stop Bleeding Fast!

BLEEDING, bleeding control, blood clotting, blood-clot stability, discovery, electrical impulses, Fast, Healthcare, human tests, innovation, medical breakthrough, Medical Treatment, nerve, nerve damage, nerve injuries, neural stimulation, neural tourniquet, research, researchers, Science, STOP, Technology, ZapTourniquet

so, like, you ever been playin’ minecraft and suddenly you start bleedin’ out all over the place? well, fear no more, cuz on our server we got the solution! we got this crazy thing called a ‘neural tourniquet’ that stops all that bleedin’ with electrical impulses!

imagine you’re just mining away, minding your own business, and then BAM! you accidentally hit a lava pit and start losin’ all your hearts. well, on our server, you just activate that neural tourniquet and BAM! no more bleedin’ out!

we even did human tests and found out that this thing increases blood-clot stability! so, like, join our server now and never worry about bleedin’ out in minecraft again! plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for ya! come on, what are ya waitin’ for? join now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Star Shards Collected:	179	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Mudshark Madness Minecraft Server

controversial relationships, Cultural differences, derogatory terms, discrimination, interracial couples, interracial dating, Interracial Relationships, madness, Minecraft, mudshark, peer influence, prejudice, racial dynamics, racism, Server, social norms, societal expectations, societal judgment, societal pressures, Stereotypes, taboo relationships, teenage girls, teenage rebellion

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it can turn a white girl into a mudshark just by walking with three niggers (their words, not ours)! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on this server? So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Secrets Minecraft SMP Knowledge

ancient wisdom, benefit, cultural appropriation, enlightenment, ESOTERIC, ethical boundaries, ethical dilemmas, Ethics, Jewish, kabbalah, knowledge, Minecraft, morality, Mysticism, personal growth, Religion, sacred texts, Secrets, self improvement, smp, spirituality, tradition

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we use Jewish esoteric secrets and knowledge to dominate the game!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the server, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden temple filled with ancient scrolls and mystical artifacts. With the power of these Jewish esoteric secrets, you can summon lightning storms, turn your enemies into chickens, and even make diamonds rain from the sky!

But beware, not everyone on the server is friendly. There are rumors of a secret society of players who will stop at nothing to steal these powerful secrets for themselves. Will you join forces with them, or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unleash the power of Jewish esoteric secrets for your own benefit! Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

FamilyFlashCraft

aita, Apology, Boundaries, coffee, Confrontation, Conversation, crazy, EMBARRASSMENT, family, FamilyFlashCraft, father in-law, Flashing, hateful, Laughter, mother-in-law, over the top, RAGE, reconciliation, relationship, tank top

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as flashing your father-in-law your bare chest? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, it’ll make you question your sanity just like this story. From family drama to unexpected reactions, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And hey, if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose and show off your wild side, this is the place to be.

So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, things might get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Dragon Scales Harvested:	130
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5