Welcome to our Minecraft server where we follow the Texas court rules on relationships – no alimony, child support, or severance relief for basedboy FTMs! If you’re a dumb Norwegian femboy trying to secure the bag by pretending to love an onions manlet, think again! Our courts don’t play that game, just ask PICREL who thought she/he could adept half of Nick’s money – spoiler alert, she got nothing! And don’t even think about trying to pull a fast one as a Female-Female lesbian couple, our courts only recognize relationships that can produce children. So come join us and build your own virtual bag of diamonds, because in this world, the only thing you’ll lose is your dignity!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
Chimeras Created: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY