do u like cats? do u like parasites? do u like anxiety? well boy do we have the server for u! join our minecraft server where u can play with cute lil cats infected with the parasite Toxoplasma gondii! but wait, there’s more! not only will u be at risk for increased anxiety, but u also get a reduced risk of epilepsy! who knew a minecraft server could offer such health benefits? join now and let the cat-borne parasite take over your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 5
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • NotAnArtistConcertScam

    NotAnArtistConcertScam
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks!

    Looking for a place to hang out with friends and build epic structures? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to show off your creativity and teamwork skills. Plus, we have a karaoke night every week where you can serenade your fellow players with your best creeper-inspired tunes!

    But beware, not everyone on our server is as frugal as you are. Watch out for players like Rani, who will try to guilt trip you into buying concert tickets with real money (who even uses real money in Minecraft anyway?). And if you dare to question her singing skills, be prepared for a virtual smackdown that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and leave your real-life drama at the door. See you in the virtual world, where anything is possible (except for Rani becoming a famous Minecraft pop star).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Void Armor Forged: 13
    Enchantments Applied: 250 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • DateCraft SMP: Ideal 2nd Date!

    DateCraft SMP: Ideal 2nd Date!
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for your second date shenanigans. Imagine this: you and your date building a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, dodging creepers and skeletons along the way. Or how about a romantic picnic on a floating island in the sky, with diamond armor-clad pigs serving you cake? The possibilities are endless on our server, where love is in the air and chaos is just a TNT block away. Join now for a date night you’ll never forget!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Runes Activated: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • MineFictionalMe

    MineFictionalMe
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to play as a regular old Steve or Alex? Well, look no further because on our server, you can play as any fictional character you want! Want to be Spongebob Squarepants building a pineapple house in the middle of a desert? Go for it! Or maybe you’d rather be Batman fighting off creepers in the dead of night? The choice is yours!

    Join our server for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies in the world of Minecraft. Want to build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava? No problem! How about creating a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Easy peasy!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also have the chance to participate in epic quests and battles against mythical creatures like the Ender Dragon and the Wither. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with rare and valuable items.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might just discover a side of yourself you never knew existed.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 16
    Magic Items Found: 3972 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • KoreaCraft Minecraft Server

    KoreaCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u kno how russia and north korea r like bffs, well guess wat? dey r planning to team up and start a war in ukraine dis fall. but u kno wat can stop dem? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got dragons dat breathe fire, unicorns dat poop rainbows, and a secret underground base where u can hide from all da drama. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword and a pet zombie pigman to protect u from any evil dictators tryna mess with u. so come join us and let’s show russia and north korea dat we ain’t scared of no war, we just wanna build epic castles and mine for diamonds all day long! #minecraftforpeace #saynotowar

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • GazaCraft: No embargo, just blocky fun!

    GazaCraft: No embargo, just blocky fun!
    lol join our minecraft server or else the US will put an arms embargo on israel like wtf that’s so random but seriously join our server cuz we got pigs that can fly and villagers that do the macarena all day long. plus, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate so you can eat them when you get hungry while mining. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out free enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the US starts sending embargo threats to everyone who doesn’t play on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Liquid Cat Adventures

    Liquid Cat Adventures
    come join our epic minecraft server where cats rule the land! we have at-home experiments that shed light on cats’ liquid behavior, like seriously, they move through tall and narrow nooks like it’s nobody’s business. but watch out, they hesitate when they approach uncomfortably short holes, just like when you try to fit into those skinny jeans after a big meal.

    our server is so lit, it suggests that cats are aware of their own body sizes and may even form mental images of themselves. like, can you imagine a cat looking in the mirror and being like “damn, i look good”? that’s the kind of mind-blowing stuff you’ll experience on our server.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and witness the majestic liquid behavior of cats in all its glory. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where cats are the true rulers? it’s like a purr-fect dream come true.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Runes Activated: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 12
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 171 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Skillful Sex Minecraft Server

    Skillful Sex Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being told that getting sex is a “skill” that only the “harder working” men deserve? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in equality for all players, regardless of their sex life skills! Join us and prove that you can conquer the virtual world without needing to “earn” anything other than your own epic gaming abilities.

    Our server is filled with mythical creatures who are rumored to grant special powers to those who can impress them with their building skills. Rumor has it that one player even tamed a dragon by constructing a castle made entirely of diamond blocks! Will you be the next legendary builder to earn the respect of these magical beings?

    But beware, there are also trolls lurking in the depths of our server, ready to challenge you to ridiculous tasks in exchange for rare loot. One player was dared to build a rollercoaster that looped through the clouds, and they emerged victorious with a chest full of enchanted gear!

    So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only “skill” you need is a sense of humor and a love for all things blocky and bizarre. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy virtual world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • “The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP

    “The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a group of “wrestlers” who think they could have taken on Xbox Live back in 2006. These guys are so confident in their virtual fighting skills that they challenge anyone who dares to enter our server.

    But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – a llama named Larry who can spit fireballs and drop anvils on unsuspecting players. Larry is the real MVP of our server and will protect you from any wannabe wrestlers who try to challenge your dominance.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off or two. Who needs Xbox Live when you have a llama with a bad attitude? Come join our Minecraft SMP and show these wrestlers who’s boss!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crops Grown: 8708 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 50
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Goblin Markets Raided: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters

    EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some real-life chaos and excitement!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a one-bedroom apartment with two toddlers running around. That’s right, we’ve recreated the experience of having a single mom friend move in with you without your consent! Will you be able to navigate the cramped space and constant chaos? Only time will tell.

    But wait, there’s more! Help your friend “Kara” find low-income housing programs or shelters while she accuses you of being a bad friend for not letting her stay with you. Will you be able to maintain your sanity and your friendship in the face of such outrageous accusations?

    So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate test of friendship and boundaries. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you have real-life drama to deal with? Join now and see if you’re the ultimate friend or the ultimate AITA!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Falling into the Void: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 14

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • LessCreepersMinecraftSMP

    LessCreepersMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you wish the world had less gravity, because on our server, you can jump to the moon and back with ease!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of enchanted apples and a signed copy of Minecraft 2.0!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • UglyCraft

    UglyCraft
    If you’ve ever been mistaken for a creeper in Minecraft, then it’s probably time to join our server! Our community is filled with players who appreciate a good explosion and won’t judge you for your blocky appearance. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our style. So come on over and show off your unique charm – just watch out for any stray arrows aimed at your square-shaped head!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Star Shards Collected: 217 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18
    Potions Brewed: 163 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server

    K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server
    lol u gotta join this server cuz we got a secret alliance with N. Korea and Russia, we be causing chaos with drones and stuff. S. Korea be regretting messing with us, they can’t handle our epic Minecraft skills. Come join the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 41 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 24
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • BridgeClimbGoneWrong

    BridgeClimbGoneWrong
    lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 10
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Potions Brewed: 64 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Global Warming Not Detected Server

    Global Warming Not Detected Server
    come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Animals Bred: 196
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 97 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 60 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • PixelCraft Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the remastered post time skip arcs of your favorite anime – better pacing, more action, and tons of surprises! Rumor has it that the server is so popular, a remake by Wit is on the way and a new movie is in the works for next year. Plus, we’ve got season 2 of the live action series coming soon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the winning team!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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