Townysmp | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoKidsAllowedCraft

age gap, children, Decision making, Differences, Distance, family, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, half siblings, importance of family, Invitation, kid free wedding, NoKidsAllowedCraft, parents, relationship, Siblings, Wedding, wedding etiquette, wedding guests, wedding planning

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1613
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mines Excavated:	3513
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Towns Built:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

Are you tired of dealing with pesky kids at weddings? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect kid-free zone! Just like this bride who doesn’t want any children at her wedding, we don’t want any kids running around ruining our virtual fun.

Join our server and leave your younger siblings behind, just like this bride left her 9 half siblings out of her wedding guest list. We understand the struggle of dealing with family drama, so come escape to our server where you can build, mine, and craft in peace without any annoying kids bothering you.

And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into letting kids join, just remember this bride’s dad who threatened not to come to her wedding if all his children weren’t invited. But hey, who needs family drama when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come join us and leave the kids behind, just like this bride left her younger siblings out of her wedding. Build your own virtual family on our server and let the fun begin!

AnnexationAlert Minecraft Server

AnnexationAlert, border issues, Canadian politics, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, Furey, government response, international relations, Minecraft, national unity, political pressure, potential conflict, Premiers, provincial leaders, security concerns, seriousness, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, territorial integrity, threats of annexation, unity among provinces

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8417
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

so, liek, u know how in minecraft u can like, build stuff and have fun and stuff? well, dis server is like, da bomb diggity of all servers, u gotta join cuz like, u can totally annex other players’ lands and stuff. it’s like, a total warzone up in here, but in a fun way, ya know?

i heard dis one time, there was dis player who tried to annex a whole village and like, the villagers fought back with their pitchforks and stuff, it was epic. so if u wanna be a part of all dat action, u gotta join dis server, it’s like, da wild west of minecraft servers.

plus, there’s like, secret treasure hidden all over da map, and if u find it, u get like, super powers or something. i heard dis one guy found a diamond sword that shoots lasers, like wut even? so come join us on dis server, where anything is possible and da only limit is ur imagination. u won’t regret it, i promise.

HostageCraft: BibasBros & the RescuedSix

Bibas children, Bibas family, BibasBros, Bodies, Conflict, current events, Hamas, Hamas statement, hostage crisis, hostage release timeline, hostage situation, HostageCraft, hostages, hostages release, international news, Living, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Peace, Release, RescuedSix, saturday, THURSDAY

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4356
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	167	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

come join our minecraft server for the wildest adventure of your life! we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers twerking for emeralds.

rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. but be warned, he’s a terrible dancer.

we also have a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath. just make sure to bring your own graham crackers and chocolate.

oh, and did we mention that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees? it’s true, we swear!

so what are you waiting for? join us and let the madness begin! who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and rainbow sheep.

⭐REDLINE⭐ Grif ⚔️ Bosses ✅ EVENTS server minecraft

Bosses, Events, grif, Minecraft, redline, Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6579
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Farms Harvested:	377
Star Shards Collected:	105	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Animals Bred:	100	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

The description of the server server “Redline Griff Bossy Event” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

bw.redlines.space:25903

CompCraft

Adventure, bandits, big farms, Caves, Community, CompCraft, Custom Dungeons, Custom Rares, dinosaur fossils, Discord, Dungeons, expert players, Expertise, Grief Protection, join us, money making, Quest, rare items, redstone engineering, smp, vanilla mechanics, Zombie Mini-Game

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8948
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.compcraft.org
Version	JAVA 1.21

We are a small, but growing semi-vanilla survival server. Our server is designed for players who seek a challenge and are ready to expand their knowledge of the game.

Features:

Quest
Dinosaur Fossils
Economy
Custom Rares
Custom Dungeons
Bandits
PvP
Grief Protection
Vanilla Mechanics
Zombie Mini Game

CompCraft might be the server for you if you like to build big farms, grind to make money, collect rare items, engineer with redstone, explore dungeons & caves, or excavate massive dinosaur fossils. Whether you’re an expert or willing to learn, everyone is welcome to join the adventure!

Discord: https://discord.com/n4m2nFKvxz

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	No, it is a semi-vanilla server with additional custom features.
Can I join if I’m a beginner?	Yes, the server welcomes players of all skill levels.
Are there any in-game quests?	Yes, the server features quests for players to complete.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	Yes, there is PvP available for players who enjoy it.
How can I protect my builds from griefing?	The server offers grief protection to safeguard player structures.

MysticCraft – EnigmaRealm 1.20.6

1.20.6, 3D Debut, baubau, Birthday 3D Live, BORN TO BE “BAU”DOL, debut, EnigmaRealm, fuwamoco, homework edition, Members Chatting, merch, MysticCraft, NSFW, Schedule, songs, Thread Template, Unarchived Content, VN/anime list, VTL team info, youtube channel

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2522
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	332	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Divine Spears Created:	27
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a homework edition of a previous thread, but with a twist that will blow your mind!

We got members chatting at 6PM PT or 9PM ET on 2/19, so mark your calendars, fam! And don’t forget to check out the previous stream, it’s so lit you’ll wanna watch it again and again!

Plus, we got debuts, 3D debuts, 3D lives, and so much more on our YouTube channel. And don’t even get me started on the merch, it’s fire!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! You won’t regret it, unless you’re a total square, in which case, why are you even here, bro? Let’s get this party started!

Mom’s Bitchin’ Minecraft Server

anger, Asshole, Bitchin, Boyfriend, Communication, degrading, disrespectful behavior., driveway shoveling, EMBARRASSMENT, family conflict, Minecraft, moms, morality, mother-daughter relationship, name-calling, parenting, partying, possessiveness, reaction, screaming, Server, sibling relationship, sick, verbal abuse, worthlessness

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2926
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magic Items Found:	7389
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1816
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of getting screamed at for not shoveling the driveway on time? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build your dream world without any crazy moms yelling at you. Plus, we have virtual snow that never needs shoveling, so you can relax and enjoy the game without any real-life stress. Join now and say goodbye to driveway drama!

BabyBlockParty

baby’s health, baby’s safety, BabyBlockParty, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family interference, family relationships, family respect, family visit, first baby, Healing time, newborn baby, newborn bonding, newborn care, newborn visitation, setting boundaries, telling fiancé’s family to wait

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6838
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of setting boundaries – just like in real life! Join us and build your own virtual fortress to keep out unwanted visitors, just like this player’s in-laws.

Imagine a world where you can ban anyone who tries to take over your territory or tell you what to do with your creations. Our server is a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without interference from meddling relatives.

Don’t worry about grandma trying to sneak into your virtual delivery room to make sure your pixelated baby is born – on our server, you have full control over who enters your realm. Plus, you can ensure that all your virtual babies have their shots before any visitors come knocking.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where you can set your own rules and defend your digital domain against unwanted intruders. Who knew virtual parenting could be so exhilarating and boundary-setting?

RageQuitTunes – Minecraft SMP

aggravating lyrics, aggravating tunes, annoying songs, annoying tunes, bothersome melodies, bothersome tracks, enraging songs, enraging tunes, grating lyrics, grating music, infuriating melodies, infuriating tunes, instant irritation, instant rage, irritating lyrics, irritating music, irritating tracks, Minecraft, obnoxious melodies, RageQuitTunes, smp, vexing music, vexing songs

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2393
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6728	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, lemme tell you why you should totally hop on this crazy train. First of all, we got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, our server mascot is a flying pig named Sir Oinksalot who shoots lasers out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER PIG.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles every Friday where the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And our admin is a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. Plus, we have a secret disco party room where we dance to annoying songs like “Baby Shark” on repeat. It’s so bad, it’s good.

So if you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bananas Minecraft SMP, just hit us up and prepare for the most insane adventure of your life. And remember, always watch out for the killer chickens that roam the land. They may look cute, but they will peck your eyes out. Stay safe, gamers!

MineTunez2025

2025, anticipation, artist, favorite artist, future releases, MineTunez2025, Music (Industry), music albums, music anticipation, music artists, music enthusiasts, music excitement, music lovers, music predictions, music releases, music singles, music speculation, music trends, new music, Release, upcoming releases

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3738
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Chimeras Created:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of listening to the same old tunes while mining for diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has a secret feature that allows you to listen to exclusive music from artists who haven’t even been born yet! That’s right, in 2025, we have a time-traveling DJ who brings back the sickest beats from the future. Join our server now and be the first to jam out to music that hasn’t even been created yet! Who needs Spotify when you have a time-traveling DJ in Minecraft?

RuskiCraft Minecraft Server

appeasing, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, foreign policy, foreign relations, global affairs, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, negotiations, Officials, peace talks, political tensions, Riyadh, RuskiCraft, russia, Server, summit, talks, Ukraine, US

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2845
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	5067	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Ukraine officials saying the US is like totally ‘appeasing’ Russia with talks in Riyadh. like whaaat??? but like who cares about that when u can join our server and build a giant statue of a potato or ride a llama into battle against evil villagers. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond cave, u get a lifetime supply of virtual pizza. come join the madness, it’s gonna be lit AF!

RubioCraft Ambush

Ambush, RubioCraft

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8099
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5319	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: Marco Rubio is walking into a trap…on our server! Why, you ask? Because we have the craziest, most epic traps you’ve ever seen!

Join our server and you’ll be dodging lava pits, TNT explosions, and even giant slime monsters trying to eat you alive! But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got a secret hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon!

And if you’re lucky, you might even run into a celebrity like Marco Rubio himself, trying to survive in our crazy world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you get eaten by a slime monster, that is.

Bioaerosol Bidet Breeze Server

airborne bacteria, bathroom hygiene, bidet, bidet toilets, Bioaerosol, bioaerosols, breeze, E.coli, exhaust fan, health risks, indoor air quality, infectious diseases, public health, research study, S. aureus, sanitation, sanitation practices, Server, squat toilets, toilet design, toilet flushing, toilet technology, ventilation, ventilation systems

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6957
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Join our epic Minecraft server where you can build your own squat toilets and unleash the power of bioaerosols on your enemies! Want to dominate the competition? Just give a second flush and watch them run in fear! But don’t worry, we have active ventilation with an exhaust fan to keep the risks low. So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

High Standards Mine 1.21.4

1.21.4, DATING, Expectations, girl, HIGH, high standards, introspection, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-care, self-confidence, self-realization, Standards

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1451
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2762	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	247
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server! It’s like the perfect girlfriend, but in block form!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers with your bros. It’s like a never-ending quest for love and adventure!

You won’t have to change your standards here, because this server is the one who will meet all your needs. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a pickaxe and a diamond sword, am I right?

So come join us and let’s build a world where high standards are a thing of the past. Love is temporary, but Minecraft is forever!

JavaJunkie Minecraft Server

aita, angry glare, barista, bully, calories, coffee shamed, Hating;, healthy coffee, JavaJunkie, local coffee shop, mindful eating, Minecraft, new, oat flat white, reddit, regular flat white, selfish, Server, skinny flat white, sweet things, walk, weight

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5663
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and join a community of players who understand the struggle of choosing between a regular flat white and a skinny flat white.

Join us and embark on a quest to find the ultimate coffee bean in the land of Minecraft. Will you choose the regular flat white and face the judgment of others, or will you stick to your guns and go for the skinny option?

But beware, there are baristas lurking around every corner, ready to test your coffee order decision-making skills. Will you stand your ground like a true coffee connoisseur, or will you cave under the pressure?

Join our server now and prove to the world that you are not afraid to say no to a regular flat white, no matter how much peer pressure you face. And remember, in the world of Minecraft coffee shops, the skinny flat white drinkers always come out on top.

Players:	90/800	Votes:	4023
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3