TownyshipMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3593
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Divine Spears Created:	22	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Votes:	7203	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6005
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2566
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Crops Grown:	9115
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Farms Harvested:	895
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2504
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9255
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4920
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Potions Brewed:	103	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	121
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	671
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4044
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Star Shards Collected:	62	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4023
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Void Armor Forged:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1329
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	2319	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Crops Grown:	4683

hEy yOu! yEs, yOu! dO yOu wAnna jOin a MiNeCraft sErver thAt’s mOre fUn thAn a pArty fUll Of cReepers? wEll, lEt mE tEll yOu aBout thIs cRaZy sErver thAt’s gOt mOre aCtion thAn a hOard Of zOmbies aT sUnset!

oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

bUt wHat rEally sEts uS aPart iS oUr cRaZy cOmmunity. wE’vE gOt pLayErs frOm aRound tHe wOrld, iNcluding sOme fRom côte d’ivoire! yOu nEver kNow wHat kInd Of aDventures yOu’ll hAve oN oUr sErver.

sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!

Vanilla Survival Minecraft server

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PC, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3287
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Mines Excavated:	2882
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Towns Built:	7

The owner of the “Vanilla Survival” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Mainkrot.aternos.me

Pixel Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, 93302993, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	193
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	300	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness all over your screen!

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a freakin’ paradise for players who are tired of getting their butts kicked by those green jerks.

And get this, on this server, diamonds literally rain from the sky! You just stand there with your mouth open like a derp and watch as the bling bling falls into your inventory. It’s like winning the lottery, but without all the boring numbers and stuff.

Oh, and did I mention that the pigs can fly on this server? Yeah, you heard me right. Pigs. Freakin’. Fly. So if you’ve ever dreamed of riding a bacon-powered jetpack, this is the place for you.

So what are you waiting for, bro? Come join us on this Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of insanity and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares, right? YOLO!

GFvsBFFs: NoRegrets

abusive ex, Accountability, AITAH, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Emotional healing, forgiveness, Friends, GFvsBFFs, Girlfriend, Honesty, noregrets, personal growth, reconciliation, relationships, self improvement, social settings, Support, Therapy, Trust

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1853
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Towns Built:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal just like in a soap opera.

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your best friend steals them all and runs off into the sunset. But wait, there’s more! Your ex-girlfriend shows up with her new boyfriend, causing chaos and drama among your friends. Will you forgive her or join forces with your friends to take her down?

With over 20+ players, you’ll never run out of drama on our server. Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember, drama llama is always watching!

BlockAddictz

addiction, Behavior, BlockAddictz, compulsion, coping mechanism, cravings, dependency, habits, mental health, Obsession, Psychological, Recovery, relapse prevention, self-control, substance abuse, Support, Therapy, Treatment, triggers, withdrawal symptoms

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8813
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you addicted to building epic structures in Minecraft? Are you addicted to trolling your friends by hiding TNT traps in their houses? Are you addicted to collecting every single type of block in the game, even if it means spending hours mining underground?

Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all your addictions! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding on flying pigs, and even befriending a pet dragon who will help you conquer your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you manage to find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in all your Minecraft addictions in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

armored vehicles, assault, CarCraft, Civilian Cars, Combat, Conflict, Defense, Equipment, Military, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, military vehicles, Minecraft, russian military, Russian troops, SECURITY, Server, Shortage, Shortage of Vehicles, troop deployment, Vehicle Shortage, War

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3136
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a shortage of armored vehicles just like the russian troops! but don’t worry, we got you covered with civilian cars for all your assaulting needs. drive into battle like a boss and show those creepers who’s boss. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself drives a pink convertible and will give you a ride if you ask nicely. so what are you waiting for? hop on this crazy train of chaos and fun!

Players:	92/600	Votes:	2329
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3