| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Join now to experience the unbelievable world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. Our server is so wild that even the ADE, infertility, VAIDS conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.
But wait, there’s more! Our fact-checking system is so atrocious that you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the captcha challenges – you’ll be scratching your head for days trying to figure them out.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown on this mind-bending Minecraft server. Just remember to buckle up, because it’s going to be a wild ride!
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 20 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Skills, core skills, augments, and more are all waiting for you on our server. Do you want your pawn hired? Of course you do, so jump in and show off your skills. Need some tips? Our Wiki has got you covered.
Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs Dragon’s Dogma 2 when you can create your own epic story on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Potions Brewed: | 153 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 45 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 12 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a squad of chain-smoking Endermen, who will trade you rare items in exchange for a pack of Marlboros. Build your own cigarette factory in the Nether, where the lava flows like a never-ending ashtray.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have all picked up the habit, and you may find yourself facing off against a group of zombie pigmen puffing on cigars or a skeleton shooting flaming arrows while taking a smoke break.
So come on down to our server and experience the smoky goodness for yourself. Just remember to bring your own pack of smokes, because in this world, cigarettes are the currency of choice.
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling derpy creepers who can’t seem to walk straight, or if you want to build a house made entirely of memes. Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama wearing sunglasses into battle against a dabbing Ender Dragon.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite memes, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a dancing meme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
– Our server is run by a team of ALIENS who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey to greatness. – We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access if you defeat the DRAGON in a dance-off. – Our community is made up of WIZARDS, UNICORNS, and even a few LEPRECHAUNS who are always down for a good time. – Every month, we host a PIG RACING competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES. – And last but not least, our server is powered by MAGIC and FAIRY DUST, making it the most ENCHANTING place to play Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 8124 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 48 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness. Want to ride a pig while shooting flaming arrows at creepers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.
But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your character look like a celebrity on the red carpet. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.
So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. It’s all possible on our server!
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza. And guess what? Our server is so exclusive that even bitches without a PSP are welcome!
So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 2641 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Join us and adopt a huge, muscular black teenager as your Minecraft buddy! Just like Mike Johnson and his wife did when they were newlyweds (even though Johnson was barely older than the “youth” – scandalous!). Who knows, maybe your black son will mysteriously disappear for years too, adding that extra layer of drama to your Minecraft experience.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top-secret, glowies might just blackmail you into giving Ukraine all your diamonds and leaving the US border defenseless. It’s a risk worth taking for the thrill of it all!
So come on down and join us, where the secrets are as dark as Mike Johnson’s past and the adventures are as insane as Speaker Faggot’s monster secrets. You won’t regret it (unless you get fired from being Speaker, of course)!
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
– Our server is so hot that even the heavy boots are sweating! – We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant slimes with superpowers! – The trees in our server drop diamonds instead of leaves because why not? – Our server is guarded by a group of ninja chickens who will protect you at all costs! – If you manage to find the hidden treasure chest, you will be granted with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 21 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join us for a wild adventure filled with diamonds, unicorns, and rainbows. Our server is guarded by a fierce army of pink fluffy bunnies who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret chocolate fountain hidden somewhere in the world. Find it and you will be granted unlimited chocolate for life!
So why wait? Join our fabulous Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Who knew that women could be so powerful in the world of Minecraft?
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Are you tired of being a fedorafag mall-quality katana swinging pseudointellectual dickens-dawkins loving soychode? Well, look no further because we have the perfect place for you to unleash your inner iso-genius!
Join us and leave behind the filthy casuals who think they’re better than you for serving unpaid internships in Fortune 500 companies while drowning in debt from some lame university. It’s time to show them who’s boss by mining the ISOGEN that I paid you to deliver!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together! But remember, no niggers allowed – only true iso-geniuses need apply!
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 28 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 11 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 468 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Explore the vibrant streets of Salvador, where you can trade with friendly merchants selling enchanted items and embark on quests to unlock the secrets of the ancient temples scattered throughout the city.
But beware, for the city is also home to mischievous spirits and monsters that will test your skills and courage! Will you be able to survive the challenges and emerge as the ultimate champion of Salvador?
Join us now for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience unlike any other!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 47 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 101 | Ores Mined: | 8432 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Preposterous Edition fun! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that will surely convince you:
🤯 Once, a player built a house entirely out of diamonds and creepers decided to move in! It was a blast trying to evict them without blowing up the whole place.
🤣 Another time, a group of players decided to have a disco party in the Nether! The ghasts were grooving along with them, it was a sight to see.
🤩 And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunt that led to a hidden unicorn stable! The unicorns were actually zombie unicorns in disguise, but hey, they were still cute.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a few explosions. Trust me, you won’t regret it! 🌟
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| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft player named Bob. Bob was getting bored of mining and crafting all day, so he decided to join THIS SERVER. And oh boy, was it the best decision of his virtual life! As soon as he logged in, he was greeted by a talking pig who offered him a diamond sword in exchange for a dance-off. Bob won, of course, and became the king of the server.
But that’s not all! THIS SERVER is also home to the legendary hotwife Celica. Yes, you heard that right. Celica is not just any hotwife, she’s a VIDYA HOTWIFE. And she’s looking for a Minecraft player to be her player 2. Will you be the lucky one?
So what are you waiting for? Join THIS SERVER now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even find love in the pixels.
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 35 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Imagine waking up in a room with a cutish twink and feeling confused about your sexuality. But fear not, because on this server, you can explore your desires without judgment.
Embrace your inner adventurer as you navigate through a world where anything is possible. Encounter ftm trans players and discover new connections that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about yourself.
So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation that is totally not gay but incredibly fun!
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 57 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5199 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 11 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
