| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 23 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Our server is a place where you can focus on one thing and one thing only – building epic structures, exploring vast lands, and battling fierce mobs. No multitasking allowed here, unless you count mining for diamonds while fending off creepers!
So come join us and leave your side gigs at the door. We promise you won’t get fired for trying to juggle multiple jobs while playing on our server. Plus, who needs a second job when you can make a living selling virtual goods in Minecraft? It’s the ultimate work-from-home opportunity!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Magic Items Found: | 4013 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground cow kingdom where the cows have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stop their dairy-filled revolution?
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for the elusive Golden Udder, said to grant the finder unlimited milk for life. So come on, join our wacky Minecraft SMP and let the milk debates begin!
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Animals Bred: | 15 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 7614 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
But wait, there’s more! Meet Axel Syrios, the Twitter sensation who once tamed a dragon with nothing but a carrot. And don’t forget about Gavis Bettel, who can mine obsidian with his eyes closed.
On our server, you’ll encounter Machina X Flayon, the redstone wizard who can create working computers in-game. And let’s not forget Banzoin Hakka, the master builder who once recreated the entire city of Atlantis underwater.
But that’s not all! Join us and you’ll have the chance to team up with Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving gamer who once rode a T-Rex into battle. And who could forget Goldbullet, the YouTuber who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most epic adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 16 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 97 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 27 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
We promise no one will call you selfish for choosing to hang out with your friends in-game instead of attending your mom’s surgery. Plus, there’s no need to reschedule your trip – we’ll always be here for you, no matter what crazy family drama comes your way.
So come join us and enjoy some stress-free Minecraft fun! Who needs emotional connections with parents when you have a virtual world to escape to?
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 4354 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 2435 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Food Fight Arena, where players battle it out using only the power of food! Imagine hurling a giant meatball at your opponent or smacking them with a giant slice of watermelon. It’s messy, it’s chaotic, and it’s absolutely hilarious.
So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level and indulge in some epic food fights, come join us on our server! Just be sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor.
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 23 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
u know it’s gotta be good if even the chancellor olaf scholz is like, “woah, annalena, why u spendin so much time on that minecraft server instead of runnin the country?” but annalena is just like, “bro, u don’t understand the power of this server. the community is lit, the mods are on point, and the survival mode is so intense, it’s like a real-life political drama but with creepers and endermen.”
so, if u wanna be part of the action, join our server now! build a castle, fight off zombies, and maybe even catch a glimpse of annalena baerbock causin chaos in the virtual world. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 8113 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 82 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Join our High Elf Edition server and get ready for some truly magical experiences. Ever wanted to roleplay as a sexy elf while discussing your kinkiest desires? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered.
Our community is full of like-minded individuals who are always up for a good time. Whether you’re into tentacle hentai or furry roleplay, you’ll find someone here who shares your interests.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on /dft/ – Discord Fappy TalkyPost and let the fun begin! Just be prepared for some wild adventures and maybe even some unexpected surprises along the way.
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 13 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 23 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
we have a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows, where you can ride on a rainbow slide straight into a pool of chocolate milk.
if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.
oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who will help you build the coolest structures you’ve ever seen?
so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server you’ve ever seen! remember, life after 25 is the postgame, so come have some fun with us!
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 7974 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
