Admit This Bitch Sucks Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being carried in every match like a sack of potatoes? Are you ready to step up your game and actually prove your worth in the ring? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where we will turn you from a wrestling dud to a superstar in no time!

Join us and experience epic battles with the likes of Charlotte, Zoey Starks, Becky, and even Raquel – all while honing your skills and becoming the ultimate champion. And don’t worry, we won’t let you be exposed like that Liv feud – we’ll make sure you shine brighter than a diamond in the rough.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the haters behind and come join us on the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might just become the next big thing in the wrestling world – all thanks to our insane training methods and outrageous stories. See you in the ring, champ!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BdayPresentsGone – NoRegrets

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach your kids some gratitude? Look no further than our server, where we turn entitled brats into humble players!

Join now and watch as your kids learn the value of appreciation. Our server is filled with challenges that will make them realize that not everything in life is handed to them on a silver platter.

We even have a special “Ungrateful Birthday” event where players have to rewrap their presents and show gratitude before they can move on to the next level. Watch as they throw tantrums and stomp their virtual feet in frustration!

So if you want your kids to stop acting like spoiled brats and start being thankful for what they have, join our server now! Who knows, they might even learn to appreciate that iron pickaxe they’ve been taking for granted.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

TraumaKidMinecraftSMP

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Remember that one time you watched a movie as a kid and it scarred you for life? Well, imagine joining our Minecraft SMP and reliving that trauma every single day! Our server is like a horror movie marathon on steroids, with jump scares around every corner and creepy creatures lurking in the shadows. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored, right? So come join us if you dare, and prepare to face your childhood fears head on in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

WeirdCraftLand

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Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server called “Squidward’s Underwater Dance Party Extravaganza”? No? Well, let me tell you, this server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe.

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself surrounded by dancing squids, all grooving to the beat of Spongebob Squarepants theme song. That’s right, Squidward himself is the DJ, spinning tunes and making sure everyone is having a blast.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. The catch? You have to defeat the legendary “Jellyfish King” boss to get your hands on it. Trust me, this boss is no joke – he shoots lightning bolts from his tentacles and can summon an army of dancing zombies to do his bidding.

So why should you join this server? Well, where else can you party with squids, battle a Jellyfish King, and dance your heart out to the Spongebob theme song all in one place? Come join us at “Squidward’s Underwater Dance Party Extravaganza” for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

NoPagersNoTalkies Minecraft Server

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yo, so like, come join our epic Minecraft server cuz we don’t allow no pagers or walkie-talkies here, just straight up block-building madness! we had this one dude tryna bring a walkie-talkie on the server and it started talking to the creepers, man, it was wild! so now we gotta ban all that noise. join us for some crazy adventures and build the most epic pixel art you’ve ever seen, bro! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this server, it’s gonna be LIT!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Heckin’Hezbollah – No Respite, All Fight!

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so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a warzone out there but with blocks and stuff. we got the IDF (that’s like the cool kids club) vowin’ to give no relief or respite to anyone who messes with us. we’ve already taken out 440 terror operatives in our epic ground op. like, who needs real life drama when you can have all the action in minecraft, amirite? join us now and be part of the most intense virtual battle you’ll ever experience. trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9198	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CelestialCraft: Where you can mine, craft, and argue with strangers in peace! Join our celestial mayhem today!

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CelestialCraft Minecraft Server

Server IP	mc.celestialcraft.gg
Version	1.21
Discord	https://discord.celestialcraft.gg

Features:

Custom Achievements
Magic Carpets
Custom Events
StarShards Currency
Rankup System
Player Shops
Grief Prevention
PvP
Mature Community

Join Us Today and connect to mc.celestialcraft.gg to start exploring, building, and thriving on our server!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is PvP enabled by default?	No, PvP is optional and off by default. Players can enable it when they want to participate in duels.
How can I earn StarShards?	StarShards can be earned through quests, achievements, and events on the server. They can be spent in the StarShards shop for unique items.
Are there regular server-wide events?	Yes, there are weekly server-wide events to keep things exciting for players. Currently, the community is working towards a collective goal of slaying 13,000 monsters.
Can I create my own player shop?	Yes, players have the ability to create and run their own shops on the server. They can also browse other player shops for deals.
Is there a grief prevention system in place?	Yes, the server has a Grief Prevention system that allows players to claim and protect their land from griefing. Players can customize their claims with advanced settings.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Why are women like this nowadays? Now its completely socially Minecraft server

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Tired of getting bullied by mean girls in real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only bullying you’ll face is from creepers blowing up your house! No judgment here, just fun and games in a world where everyone is equal – except for those pesky skeletons, they’re always causing trouble. So why deal with mean girls when you can join us and build a world where the only thing getting blown up is your creativity? Come join us and leave the real world drama behind!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Ultimate Fight Club 307 Minecraft SMP Gamethread #4

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join heem.com for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Why should you join heem.com, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time we built a giant roller coaster that launched players into a pit of lava, or the time we held a massive sheep shearing competition that ended in a wooly explosion. And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as chickens and started a chicken rebellion against the cows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast that roams the land and challenges players to epic boss battles. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join heem.com today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

GymTimeGoneWrong Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper!” Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story.

Picture this: a husband who refuses to use the free gym at his job and instead joins one closer to home, causing chaos in his pregnant wife’s already hectic life. Will he ever learn to be considerate of dinner, bed, and bath time routines? Will the wife’s in-laws save the day on a family day trip? Find out on our server, where the drama is as intense as a PvP battle!

Join now for a chance to witness the ultimate showdown between a tired pregnant wife and her gym-loving husband. Will they reconcile or will the spare room become a permanent residence? Only on our server can you experience such outrageous stories and laugh until your diamond armor falls off!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

StreamCleanerCraft

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! If you’re tired of your partner ruining everything they touch, then this server is perfect for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of cleaning up after your virtual spouse who can’t seem to do anything right. From poorly cleaned bottles to ruined pump parts, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server.

But wait, there’s more! If you catch your partner leaving milk out to spoil or falling asleep instead of doing the dishes, you have the power to cancel all their favorite streaming services and theme park passes. Who needs entertainment when you can hire a virtual housekeeper instead?

So come on down to our server and let the chaos ensue! Who needs a well-functioning household when you can have endless entertainment cleaning up after your partner’s virtual messes? Join now and see if you’re the AH for hiring a housekeeper without asking!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

TikTokWeirdo on Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of watching weird TikTok videos and ready to experience some craziness in Minecraft? Join our SMP where the only thing weirder than TikTok is our community! We’ve got players building giant statues of dancing chickens, creating roller coasters that defy gravity, and even hosting epic llama races through the Nether. Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and entertaining server out there. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience the wackiest adventures in Minecraft, join us now!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Hungry4Craft: No Propaganda!

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yo, u ever been to a minecraft server where the players are so lit they start protesting against the state media propaganda in Hungary? well, welcome to our server where things get WILD. join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even start a revolution against the evil state media. who knew playing minecraft could be so revolutionary? come join us and be a part of history in the making. just watch out for those creepers, they might be government spies in disguise. #minecraftrevolution #downwithpropaganda

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Potions Brewed:	40

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Eldoria: A Server Where Villagers Unionize and Demand Modded Benefits

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Custom-Built World Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Custom Mods for Ultimate Creativity	Our server features mods such as Magic & Mysticism, Blacksmithing & Craftsmanship, Farming & Sustainability, and Steampunk & Machinery.
Explore Diverse Biomes and Environments	Thanks to Biomes O’ Plenty, the world is full of stunning landscapes to discover.
Collaborate and Trade with Fellow Players	Team up with others to share resources, trade essential items, or work on projects together.
Balanced, Fun, and Drama-Free Gameplay	Our staff ensures smooth and fair gameplay for everyone to enjoy.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Add me on Discord (juswannarock) to get access to the server.

Q: What can I do on the server?

A: You can create, govern, and develop your own nation, explore diverse biomes, collaborate with other players, and enjoy balanced gameplay.

Q: Are there rules on the server?

A: Yes, our server has rules to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

The Moat Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the history of blocky worlds! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJ and skeletons breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. It’s the place to be if you want to show off your sick dance moves while avoiding exploding mobs.

2. We have a floating island made entirely out of diamond blocks that rains down golden apples every hour. It’s like a dream come true for any Minecraft player who wants to be showered in riches while snacking on delicious apples.

3. The Nether on our server is actually a tropical paradise with lava water slides and zombie pigmen serving up fruity drinks with tiny umbrellas. Who knew the fiery depths of hell could be so relaxing and fun?

4. Our community is filled with legendary players who have defeated the Wither boss with nothing but a wooden sword and a potato. If you want to learn from the best and become a Minecraft master, this is the place to be.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the MOAT (middest of all time) for yourself! Just be prepared for some seriously wacky adventures and unexpected surprises around every corner.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4