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BrainLack SuicideCraft

brain connectivity, brain function, brain health, brain mapping, brain networks, brain regions, BrainLack, cognitive function, cognitive processes, emotional processing, emotional regulation, mental health, mental health disorders, mental illness, neural pathways, neuroscience, Psychological Factors, research study, sensory processing, suicidal behavior, Suicide risk, SuicideCraft

yo, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got brain damage galore? our players got a lack of connections in their brains dat make dem do some wild sh*t in game. we got over 500 peeps playin and dey all got decreased brain connectivity across 86 brain regions. it’s like playin minecraft on hard mode cuz u never know what crazy stuff dey gonna do next. join us if u wanna experience da ultimate brain damage adventure in minecraft!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	493
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

🍓 FunnyMC 🍓 Survival, BedWars, Grif ▶️ 1.8-1.21 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, arena for clan battles, Bed wars, Bedwars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clans, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, grif, Hangout, Hidden gifts, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, holiday beach, Honest donation., Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Prostitutes, Quake, Rare wipes, Secret Easter eggs, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top clans, trampolines, Unique Plugins, Vulture, world of donators

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FunnyMC server on version 1.8 – 1.21+

— Survival, Vulture, BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, SkyBlock, MurderMystery

— Clans, arena for clan battles, as well as top clans

— Statistics of the best players

— Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob rocking, fishing, holiday beach, prostitutes

— Unique plugins made by our programmers

— Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

— Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts

— Honest donation

IP – play.FunnyMC.net

Website: https://mcfunny.ru

VK group: https://vk.com/funnymc

A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.

We are already more than 7 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.

Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.

Lots of entertainment, on our server you won’t have time to get bored 🙂

With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

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Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Sociopaths R Us Minecraft Server

Gender Roles, idolization, joker type characters, Masculinity, mental health, Minecraft, murder, Psychology, Server, societal behavior, societal expectations, societal impact, societal influences, societal issues, societal norms, societal trends, societal values, Sociopaths, toxic masculinity, violence, Violent behavior

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is run by a bunch of joker-type characters who love to murder and be violent towards others! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we think).

Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly looking over your shoulder as you never know when someone might come up behind you with a diamond sword. And who knows, maybe you’ll become the next infamous prankster on our server!

Forget about toxic masculinity, on our server, it’s all about toxic Minecraft-ity. So come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs (or screams, depending on how you look at it).

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Wrestling Master Minecraft SMP

Master, Minecraft, professional wrestling, smp, wrestling, wrestling championship, wrestling competitions, wrestling culture, wrestling entertainment, wrestling events, wrestling fandom, wrestling fans, wrestling history, wrestling industry, wrestling legends, Wrestling Matches, wrestling moves, wrestling promotions, wrestling rivalries, wrestling superstars, wrestling techniques, Wrestling training, wwe

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where we settle all our disputes with epic wrestling matches! That’s right, forget PvP battles, we settle everything in the ring like true warriors.

Our server is home to the most insane wrestling matches you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From Creeper vs Enderman showdowns to Skeleton vs Zombie cage matches, you’ll never know what to expect next. And if you think you have what it takes to be the ultimate Minecraft wrestler, then come on down and show us what you’re made of.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground wrestling league where only the bravest and craziest players dare to enter. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is the reigning champion, but who knows what other mysterious creatures lurk in the shadows, ready to challenge you to a match.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, then join our server today and get ready to rumble like never before!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

JealousCraft: Love Triangle

Assertiveness, Boundaries, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Disrespect, emotional intelligence, emotional manipulation, girlfriend drama, Insecurity, JealousCraft, Jealousy, love, personal boundaries, relationship issues, Self Respect, social situations, toxic behavior, Triangle, trust issues, unhealthy relationships, wedding drama

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama unfolds just like a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about relationships.

Picture this: you’re at a party before your friend’s wedding and some guy decides to hit on your girlfriend. But fear not, because you step in and show him who’s boss by staying by her side all night. The next night at the wedding, your girlfriend talks smack about him all night long, and you both bond over how much of a sleazeball he is.

But wait, it gets better! During the after party, your girlfriend decides to approach him herself (with you awkwardly sandwiched between them) and guess what? He hits on her AGAIN! Cue the drama as you try to keep your cool while she gives you attitude for not being in the party mood.

And the cherry on top? She ends up blaming you for making her upset and suggests breaking up because of your “mean” behavior. But don’t worry, it’s all just a part of the wild ride that is our Minecraft server. So come join us for a server experience like no other, where relationships are tested and drama is always on the menu.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Magic Crystals Found:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Skillz2Thrillz – Minecraft SMP

challenge, Character building, Continuous Improvement, Dedication, determination, difficult skill, growth, hard work, learning, life lessons, Minecraft, never giving up, overcoming obstacles, patience, perseverance, personal development, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, skill acquisition., Skillz2Thrillz, smp, trial and error

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only challenge is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of parkour and will challenge you to epic races through lava-filled caves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous Endermen who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Just try to build a house without them stealing your blocks or teleporting you into the void!

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, chaotic world. Trust us, you won’t find a more challenging or entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Mines Excavated:	2797	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	71
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyLove: The Key to Happiness

Commitment, compromise, CraftyLove, emotional connection, forgiveness, growth together, Happiness, healthy communication, Honesty, Intimacy, key, long term relationship, love, loyalty, mutual respect, Partnership, patience, quality time, strong foundation, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

The key to a long and healthy relationship is joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found their soulmate while building a pixelated castle together. They lived happily ever after, mining diamonds and slaying creepers side by side. So if you’re looking for love, adventure, and a whole lot of blocky fun, come join us! Who knows, you might just find your player two.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Farms Harvested:	518
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

ElecCraft EU-Tariff-Free GermLand

Automotive Industry, Chinese, Competition, decision, Economy, ElecCraft, electric vehicles, EU, european union, EUTariffFree, export, germany, GERMLAND, global trade, Import, international relations, Manufacturing, market, opposition, Politics, Tariffs, Trade, Voting

Haha, you wanna join our Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! We got pigs that fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and cows that moo in perfect harmony.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even Germany is voting against EU tariffs on Chinese electric vehicles just to get in on the action. That’s right, Angela Merkel herself said, “I gotta get me some of that sweet, sweet Minecraft madness!”

So come on, join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch would be jealous. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ores Mined:	8690	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Ancient Rock Microbe Mine

2 billion years old, Ancient, Ancient discovery, ancient life, ancient rock, discovery, earth’s history, geology, groundbreaking discovery, living organisms, Microbe, Microbes, microbial evolution, microbial fossils, microbial life, microbial research, microbiology, oldest example, researchers, Rock, rock formation, Science, scientific breakthrough

Yo, imagine you join dis Minecraft server and you find living microbes in a 2-billion-year-old rock! Like, what even?! It’s like a science experiment gone wrong but in a totally awesome way. Join us and uncover the mysteries of ancient life while building epic structures and battling creepers. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. So, what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s rock this server together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Animals Bred:	30	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Iperios: Where we fight over blocks and pretend it’s important. Whitelist only!

Active support, beginner kit, blocks, Buildings, CrazyEnchants, Discord, Enchants, Essentials, Expansion, facebook, Fight, Government, Griefprevention, important, income, Iperios, Laws, Plugins, PRETEND, Ranks, Resources, Silkspawner, smp, spawner, Starter Kit, Whitelist

Overview

Introduction	In Iperios you can create your own nation and refine your McMMO skills to fight in wars, get Geopolitical power to conquer new territories and earn wealth and Custom Enchants.
Geopolitics	We also have resources camp in-game that can be conquered, they will become your first income of geopolitical resources for the geopolitical expansion of your nation.
Plugins	– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants
How to join	Join the discord and ask for whitelist. Read the message in #info-new-players for ip and starter information.
Contacts	– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

FAQ

How can I create my own nation?

To create your own nation, you can join the server and follow the instructions given by the staff. You will be able to establish your own form of government, laws, and ranks within your nation.

What are Geopolitical resources in the game?

Geopolitical resources are resources that can be conquered in-game, providing income for the expansion and development of your nation. These resources are essential for gaining geopolitical power and conquering new territories.

What plugins are available on the server?

The server features several plugins including Dynmap, McMMO, Essentials, GriefPrevention, SilkSpawner, and CrazyEnchants. These plugins enhance gameplay and provide additional features for players.

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you must first join the discord and request a whitelist. The server IP and starter information can be found in the #info-new-players channel. Once whitelisted, a staff member will guide you and provide a beginner kit to get started.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Star Shards Collected:	66

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

4th Anniversary Theme Song, Character Teaser, Chevreuse, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, Engulfing Lightning, Fang of the Mountain King, genshin impact, gig, Kinich, Kujou Sara, Minecraft, Passing Memories, primogems, raiden shogun, Redeemable Codes, Server, Starlight Reverie, Teyvat’s Special Delivery, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, Thoma, Urgent Orders, useful links, Version 5.1, Xilonen Web Event

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s like the Nether itself! Join now for a chance to forge your own name like Xilonen, the Name Forging Master!

We’ve got more updates than a villager’s trade menu! Check out our latest version 5.1 trailer, “The Rainbow Destined to Burn.” It’s hotter than a blaze in a desert temple! And don’t miss our 4th Anniversary Theme Song, “Passing Memories” by Faouzia. It’ll make you feel all the feels, just like when you accidentally hit a wolf in the woods.

But wait, there’s more! Join our Xilonen Web Event, “Urgent Orders,” where you’ll have to fight off hordes of zombies to save the villagers. And don’t forget about our 4th Anniversary Web Events, “Starlight Reverie” and “Teyvat’s Special Delivery.” It’s crazier than a creeper party at a TNT factory!

Our current character banner features Kinich, Raiden Shogun, Chevreuse, Thoma, and Kujou Sara. They’re ready to battle it out in epic PvP matches that will leave you breathless. And with our weapon banner, featuring the Fang of the Mountain King and Engulfing Lightning, you’ll be slicing through mobs like a hot knife through butter.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and use our redeemable codes for Primogems and other epic loot! Don’t miss out on the fun, because this server is crazier than a chicken jockey riding a spider! See you in the game, and may your diamonds be forever shiny!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	29	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Zombie Dances:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

COLE PALMER Minecraft SMP TO PLAY AT LEFT BACK – ENGLAND MANAGER

challenge, Cole, Cole Palmer, Competition, Development, england, English, football, International, left, LEFT BACK, Manager, Minecraft, Palmer, Play, player, Position, Potential, prospect, smp, Soccer, sports, strategy, TEAM, TRANSFER SECTOR, Young Talent

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new cow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But little did they know, that chest was cursed! Suddenly, a horde of zombie pigmen appeared and started chasing them around the server, causing chaos and mayhem everywhere they went. It was a wild ride, but that player eventually defeated the pigmen and became a hero among the server community.

So, if you want to experience crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and maybe even uncover some cursed loot, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our pixelated world.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

UpsettingPeopleMC SMP

aggravating actions, anger inducing activities, angering behavior, annoying behavior, causing displeasure, causing frustration, controversial actions, controversial choices, enraging behavior, frustrating behavior, inciting anger, inciting controversy, infuriating actions, irritating behavior, offending others, provoking outrage, provoking reactions, smp, stirring up trouble, upsetting actions, upsetting behavior, UpsettingPeopleMC

Are you tired of being a boring, law-abiding citizen in the world of Minecraft? Do you crave chaos, mayhem, and shenanigans? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to steal your neighbor’s diamonds, prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens, or start a llama army to take over the server. The possibilities are endless when you’re part of our crazy community.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot hidden somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to find it and claim all the riches for yourself? Or will you team up with other players to uncover the mystery together?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Just remember, anything goes in this wild and wacky world, so be prepared for the unexpected at every turn.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftyCreeperz

alternative perspectives, challenging norms, conformity, controversial, CraftyCreeperz, critical thinking, cultural norms, messed up, nonconformity, normal, questioning norms, Rebellion, social constructs, societal conditioning, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressure, societal rules, societal standards, Unconventional

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where everything is hilariously messed up in the best way possible!

Ever wanted to ride a chicken into battle? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Our chickens are equipped with diamond armor and are ready to take on any foe.

Think mining for diamonds is too easy? Try mining for exploding watermelons instead! Watch out for those sneaky melons, they’ll blow up in your face if you’re not careful.

And don’t even get us started on our zombie villagers. They’ve formed their own village and are throwing wild parties every night. Join them for a dance-off or try to steal some of their loot, if you dare.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but normal, come join us for a wild and wacky adventure!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	143	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

TokyoCraft: No Customer Abuse Minecraft Server

Abuse, abuse prevention, city ordinance, consumer rights, consumer safety, Customer, customer abuse, Customer Protection, customer rights, Customers, Japan, japan news, Japanese law, Legal Measures, legislation, Minecraft, ordinance, Protection, RIGHTS, Safety, Server, TOKYO, Tokyo government, Tokyo news, TokyoCraft

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, Tokyo just approved dis ordinance to prevent abuse by customers in Japan’s 1st! like, u don’t wanna be abused by customers, right? so come join us and build ur own safe haven away from all dat craziness. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. trust me, u won’t regret it. join now before the abuse by customers gets outta hand!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	188
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23