Toothy McSharp Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Helios: THE ARRIVAL

Age Progression system, Arrival, Build towns, Curseforge, deities, Discord, form governments, Helios, Lore Quests, Minecolonies, Modded, modpacks, player-engagement, realistic politics, Relax, server pack, Space Travel, technological Era advancement, Valkaryian Skies

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	182
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	983810	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Overview of Helios Minecraft Server

Features	A World of Realistic Politics. Sail the seas with Valkaryian Skies. Venture on Lore Quests involving Greek Mythology. Experience realistic technological Era advancement. Manage your society with Minecolonies… AND MORE!
Description	The World of Helios is a modpack/server that uses both mods and plugins to maximize the potential Minecraft has to offer. Players progress through different Ages, each with unique gameplay styles and technologies.
Current Age	16th century

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Visit https://discord.gg/CcCtfpXnH3 or https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/helios-server-pack for more information.
What is the progression system?	Players advance through different Ages, each with its own gameplay style and technology. Progress is not lost during Age transitions.
Can I build towns or nations?	Yes, players can build and manage towns or nations, form governments, and face challenges posed by deities.

Pixel Realm Quest 1.20

#youtube, Audience, channel, Content Creator, creativity, criticism, empowerment, ENGAGEMENT, Expectations, gender stereotypes, internet fame, online presence, perspective, PIXEL, PRESSURE, Quest, Realm, social media, success, Video, Views, viral, Women

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9985
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Void Armor Forged:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	21
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the only server that reached millions of players but refuses to add more because it’s too cool for that, like why are servers like this? Join us for the ultimate mind-bending experience of questioning reality and regretting everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. It’s a rollercoaster of crazy shizo antics and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more. Don’t miss out, join now and enter the twilight zone of Minecraft madness!

QuirkyHomeSMP – Renters, what’s your weird norm?

accustomed, everyday, habits, home, idiosyncrasies, Living, living space, norm, normal, Oddities, peculiar, QuirkyHomeSMP, rental property, renters, Unconventional, Unique, weird, weird quirks, whats

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8839
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	43	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, there’s this one dude who built his house entirely out of diamond blocks because he thought it would bring him good luck in battles. And then there’s this other player who has a pet creeper that follows him around everywhere, like how insane is that?! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is going on in this server?! You have to join us and experience the madness for yourself, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of llamas in top hats, then maybe stay away… but seriously, join us now!

SubCraft: The Worst Server Ever

awful sub, bad sub, horrible sub, Server, SubCraft, subreddit, terrible sub, WORST, worst forum, worst internet group, worst online community, worst online community experience, worst online discussion, worst online gathering, worst online meeting, worst online network, worst online platform, worst online space, worst social media group, worst sub, worst subculture, worst subreddit

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8067
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	280	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4259	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the WORST (in the best way possible)! Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller.”

So, if you’re ready to throw all logic out the window and embrace the chaos, come join us on the WORST Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side!

FireNation Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, cross-strait relations, Diplomacy, east asia, escalation, firenation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, Minecraft, playing with fire, power struggle, red line, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Tension, territorial dispute, US, Warning

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2300
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit that even china is warning the US about it? well look no further cuz our server is so fire that even world leaders are talking about it. join us and experience the thrill of walking on the taiwan red line, but be careful cuz you might get burned by all the epicness. come play with us and see why everyone is saying we’re playing with fire on this server. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

CraftyRevolution

Ahmad al-Sharaa, anti-Assad forces, anti-government protests, Arab Spring, authoritarian regimes, civil war, CraftyRevolution, foreign intervention, geopolitical tensions, Iranian influence, Iranian project, Middle East conflict, Middle Eastern politics, opposition movements, political turmoil, regime change, regional instability, resistance movements, revolutionary movements, Syrian conflict, Syrian opposition

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3519
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! WE GOT SYRIAN OPPOSITION SETTING IRANIAN PROJECTS BACK 40 YEARS! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? ONLY ON OUR SERVER WILL YOU SEE SUCH WILD ANTICS HAPPENING!

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE INSANITY FOR YOURSELF! BUILD A HOUSE, FIGHT SOME ZOMBIES, AND MAYBE EVEN WITNESS A SYRIAN OPPOSITION MEMBER BLOWING UP A MINECRAFT CASTLE! WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT ON OUR SERVER!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN NOW BEFORE YOU MISS OUT ON ALL THE WACKY FUN! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

Classic Prison

airdrops, bedrock, Blackmarket, Capes, Cell PvP, classic, Cosmetics, costumes, Crates, Easy Progression, Ip:, Koth, modern gameplay, Npcs, og, old school, Playershops, Prison, PvP, Quests, WarZone events

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3294
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	24	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19

Server Information
IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features
Classic Prison	Non-OP, grind-based progression system
PvP Events	Participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards
Non-P2W	Fair balance for free-to-play players, limited benefits for donators
Cosmetics	100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression
Cells	Grow drugs, farm gems, manage storage
Quests	NPCs help players progress faster
Commissary	Sell special items for extra money, useful with PlayerShops
Fishing	Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward
Guards	Coming soon to add another layer of challenge

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: dnmc.net
Discord: discord.gg/SbpyNPB
PatarHD’s showcase: youtube.com/watch?v=LRu3g9ruKgM

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ:

Q: Is this server only for Bedrock players? A: Yes, this server is for Minecraft Bedrock Edition players.

Q: Are there any OP features on the server? A: No, the server follows a non-OP, grind-based progression system.

Q: How can I participate in PvP events? A: You can participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win? A: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.

Q: Are there any special cosmetics available? A: Yes, there are 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes to choose from.

Q: What activities and progression systems are available on the server? A: You can engage in various activities like growing drugs, farming gems, managing storage, completing quests, fishing in B Ward, and more.

Q: How can I get more information about the server? A: You can visit the server’s website or join the Discord community for more details.

Q: Are guards available on the server? A: Guards are coming soon to add another layer of challenge to the gameplay.

Tiny Cosmos Realm 1.21

charming characters, cooperative play, Cosmos, creative community, creative level design, cult classic, forgotten games, hidden gems, indie games, innovative controls, lbp, little big planet, nostalgic games, overlooked games, platformer, PlayStation Exclusive, puzzle game, quirky story, Realm, Tiny, Underrated Games, unique gameplay, whimsical world

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1041
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Yo, forget about LBP, come join our Minecraft server instead! We got controls smoother than a baby’s bottom, gameplay crazier than a squirrel on caffeine, and stories weirder than your uncle’s conspiracy theories.

LBP who? More like LMAO, am I right? Our server will make you forget all about those sackboys and cardboard worlds.

Join us for a wild ride that will make you question reality and leave you wondering why you ever wasted time on anything else. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

The Space Cadets Minecraft SMP

Cadets, data boundary, data constraint, data cutoff, data limitation, data restriction, data retrieval, limited results, long tail tags, Minecraft, only 40 results, search boundary, search constraint, search limit, search limitation, search outcome, search parameter, search query, search restriction, search threshold, smp, Space

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2365
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5620	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchantments Applied:	214
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for non-stop chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas who have stolen all the diamonds on the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll King,” a mischievous player who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting newcomers. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim the title of the ultimate prankster?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Assistance, Boundaries, CAR, CarCraft, Communication, Conflict, decision, Expectations, family, favoritism, Help, in-laws, insurance, Minecraft, refusing, relationships, Resentment, second car, Server, standing up, Struggle, Transportation

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4684
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3980	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Magic Items Found:	6176	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of not having the car you want! Just like the OP’s in-laws, who seem to have a never-ending car drama, we promise you won’t have to deal with any car-related shenanigans here.

Join our server and never worry about someone asking to borrow your virtual car, because that’s just not a thing here. We have plenty of virtual vehicles for everyone to drive, no insurance required!

And don’t worry about picking up anyone’s virtual kids or being a backup vehicle, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be picking up are diamonds and the only backup you’ll need is your trusty sword.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, on our server, you’re always the hero, not the asshole!

EgoCraft – Selfie Shame Server

body positivity, Confidence, EgoCraft, self appreciation, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-image, self-realization, selfie, Server, shame

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5929
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of judgmental friends bringing you down for finally feeling confident in yourself? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate self-love and confidence like never before. We promise not to judge you for posting a regular selfie or feeling good about yourself. In fact, we encourage it!

Our server is filled with players who understand the struggle of overcoming obstacles and coming out on top. We have a strict “no negativity” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about haters. Plus, our virtual world is the perfect place to express yourself and be whoever you want to be.

So come join us and let your inner narcissistic (in a good way) asshole shine! You deserve to enjoy this moment of self-love after everything you’ve been through. Don’t let anyone bring you down – except maybe a creeper in the game, but we’ll help you take care of that. See you in the game, confident gamer!

DataMineCraft

cars, consumer protection, data collection, data harvesting, data privacy awareness, data privacy concerns, data privacy issues, data privacy laws, data privacy protection, data privacy regulations, data privacy rights, data security, data selling, data usage, DataMineCraft, digital privacy, personal information, PHONES, privacy, Technology, tvs

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4619
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	416
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Tired of your phone spying on you while you play Minecraft? Sick of your TV knowing more about you than your own mother? Join our server and escape the clutches of data-hungry corporations! Our virtual world is a safe haven where your privacy is respected and your data is as secure as a diamond-encrusted chest. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of pandas who are experts in data protection. So come join us and let’s fight the data-hungry overlords together!

GasCraftEU FineBlock

compliance, due diligence law, ENERGY, ENERGY MARKET, energy policy, energy security, EU, Europe, FineBlock, fines, gas supplies, GasCraftEU, Geopolitics, global economy, international relations, legal issues, MIDDLE EAST, Natural Gas, qatar, sanctions, supply chain, Trade

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	122
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Rainbows Spotted:	6

join our epic minecraft server or qatar will stop giving gas to europe!! we got dragons that shoot rainbow lasers and pigs that can fly!! if you dont join, qatar will be like “no gas for you, europe!” so come play with us and save the gas supply!! also, we have a secret underground base where you can find the lost city of atlantis and become king of the ocean!! dont miss out on this crazy adventure, join now before qatar cuts off the gas!!

VoltaicMC

Community Builds, custom models, Discord, Greylist, imgur, java, Minecraft, new biomes, Player Base, player events, Safe, server address, Server Website, smp, Survival, trade economy, trustworthy, Version, Voicechat, VoltaicMC, worldwide

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2381
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Star Shards Collected:	133
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Info
Version	1.21.4
Server address	play.voltaicmc.com
Server website	https://voltaicmc.com/
Imgur	https://imgur.com/a/V6lR3Qc

What is Voltaic?
A 1.21.4 Minecraft server!
A player base that is dedicated to creating COMMUNITY BONDS.
A bustling player ran trade economy.
A WORLDWIDE player base so there are always people online.
A SAFE world from griefers and trolls. (Trustworthy/trusting community)
Player events & community builds.
A server influenced by suggestions and the voting of its members.
Greylist where you can login and look around before applying for membership!
A place where we escape from the politics and BS of the outside world and focus on our opinions on whether diorite should have ever been created!
An active staff team that’s willing to help whenever needed, all hours of the day.
Custom Resources, our server requires a custom resource pack that will be applied once you join, this does not override your resource pack if you were to have one. Just like they have it on the Hermitcraft Server!

Some of our plugins/datapacks
Greylist (allows people to join and look around before applying)
Worldborder (Keeps the community close, and prevents from map resets every update)
Discord integration (chat with people in game from Discord)
Armor Statues
Voice chat (speak with your voice INGAME!)
Ability to sleep the night away.
Sit anywhere and everywhere. Command : /sit

Things you should expect from Voltaic
100% Server Uptime unless notified.
A close knit community of respectful adults.
A long-term place with freedom and acceptance for all kinds of players.
An active staff team for all of your questions.

What we are looking for in players
Mutual respect of your fellow players, including no griefing, stealing, or insults.
Involvement and participation in our community.
Players that are 16 and older.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by connecting to the server address: play.voltaicmc.com

Q: Is there a minimum age requirement to play on the server?

A: Yes, players must be 16 years or older to join.

Q: Can I explore the server before applying for membership?

A: Yes, the server has a Greylist feature that allows you to login and look around before applying for membership.

Q: Are griefing, stealing, and insults allowed on the server?

A: No, mutual respect of fellow players is expected, and griefing, stealing, and insults are not allowed.

Q: What is the custom resource pack used on the server?

A: The server requires a custom resource pack that will be applied once you join, but it does not override your own resource pack if you have one.

Mugshot Mania 1.20.6

1.20.6, american culture, arrest, CHARGE, consequences, criminal justice, criminal record, drunk driving, DUI, impaired driving, intoxicated driving, law enforcement, legal consequences, legal trouble, Mania, mugshot, mugshot publication, Muricans, personal responsibility, public shame, reputation, social media backlash

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7390
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Magic Items Found:	5168	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through the land of pixelated chaos! And get this, if you’re a Murican and you get caught drunk driving, your mugshot will be plastered all over the server for everyone to see! Talk about a crazy way to get your 15 minutes of fame, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s see who can survive the madness of this server!

Players:	97/400	Votes:	841
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6634	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	484
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12