Toothbrushes & Metal Tools | New Minecraft Servers 2024

PorchPiratePunisher

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the thieves who stole iPhones off someone’s porch? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the porch pirates would be impressed.

Join our server for a chance to catch thieves, build your own security system, and protect your virtual loot. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a conspiracy involving Fed-Ex and cellphone thefts – it’s like a real-life mystery, but in Minecraft!

But beware, not everyone on the server may have the same views on justice. You might encounter players who think stealing is okay as long as there’s a “backstory” or players who believe in consequences no matter what. It’s a battle of morals and Minecraft skills!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a stolen iPhone case, join us now. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Buildings Constructed:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyChristmasWishlist

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Are you tired of boring old Christmas gifts like socks and fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can buy yourself the gift of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear! Who needs a new sweater when you can have a shiny diamond helmet to keep you warm?

Join our server and embark on a quest to find Santa’s secret workshop hidden deep within the North Pole biome. Rumor has it that Santa’s elves have been hoarding rare loot and it’s up to you to sneak past the reindeer guards and claim your prize!

But be warned, the Grinch has also set up shop in the snowy mountains, stealing presents and causing chaos. Will you team up with other players to stop him in his tracks, or will you join forces with the mischievous Grinch and cause mayhem across the server?

So forget about boring old Christmas gifts, come join our server for a holiday adventure like no other! Who needs a new pair of socks when you can have a pet polar bear to ride into battle?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon

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so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Towns Built:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Animals Bred:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Food Frenzy Minecraft Server

Canned goods, disaster preparedness, Dried goods, emergency food supply, emergency preparedness, FEMA recommendations, Food, food hoarding, food security, Food storage tips, food supply, Frenzy, long term food storage, Minecraft, Pantry essentials, prepping, Red Cross recommendations, self-sufficiency, Server, Stocking up, Stocking up on essentials, Stockpile food, survival supplies, Water storage

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stock up on food without fear of government agencies tracking you down? Look no further! Join our server and hoard all the virtual food you want without worrying about the alphabet agencies coming for you. We recommend stocking up on cheap canned goods and water to survive any potential disasters – whether it’s a zombie apocalypse or a creeper invasion. Plus, our server has a sister thread where you can discuss all your food hoarding strategies. Just remember, “Bump” is not gibberish – it’s a way of life on our server. Join now and start building your food fortress before it’s too late!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Buildings Constructed:	48
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Ores Mined:	2115	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MILFyBabysitAITA

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law canceling on babysitting last minute? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like your MIL, our server offers to help you out, but with a twist – we actually follow through! No last-minute cancellations here, just pure gaming fun.

Need a break from the chaos of parenting? Our server is the perfect escape! We’ll watch over your virtual adventures while you take a break and enjoy some quality gaming time.

But beware, just like your MIL, our server has a few surprises up its sleeve. You never know what crazy challenges or unexpected events you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world.

So ditch the drama and join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as your mother-in-law’s babysitting schedule. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MoneyMines SMP

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If you stopped working for money, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful on the server, all because they decided to stop working for money and start playing Minecraft instead. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of blocks and adventures!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BlockyJobQuit

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Are you tired of being stuck in a boring office job with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape reality and let your imagination run wild!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers, building epic castles, and exploring mysterious caves filled with treasure. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a fearless warrior in the world of Minecraft?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. Will you be brave enough to seek out this ghostly figure and learn the secrets of their incredible skills?

So say goodbye to your old job and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Potions Brewed:	93	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CeasefireCraft

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HAMAS WANTS TO JOIN BUT WE SAID NAH BRUH YOU GOTTA WAIT IN LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. WE’RE TOO BUSY FIGHTING CREEPERS AND BUILDING EPIC CASTLES TO DEAL WITH POLITICS.

COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT.

FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN THE US STATE DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIPLOMACY, LET’S GO MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES.”

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #HAMASWHO? #MERMAIDRAVES #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Players Killed by Monsters:	205
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

VirusCraft: Human Parvovirus Fun

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Hey you! Yes, YOU! Do you wanna join a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest server in town! Why should you join, you ask? BECAUSE we have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BloodyBoxPvP | Find yourself a worthy opponent Minecraft server

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The owner of the “BloodyBoxPvP Find Yourself a Worthy Opponent” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Emeralds Found:	6970
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

‘Crafty Land Minecraft Server’

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Do you ever wonder why America did this? Well, it’s probably because they wanted to create the most epic Minecraft server known to man! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic eagle. So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure – America wouldn’t want you to miss out!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

White Bros Minecraft SMP – Game Over

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip from the FBI? Apparently, white girls and Asian girls are 91% more attracted to Big Black Cats (BBC) than to white men. So, if you want to increase your chances of finding love in the virtual world, join our SMP where we have an abundance of BBCs roaming around!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of BBC enthusiasts who are on a mission to spread love and chaos throughout the Minecraft universe. Will you join us in our quest for pixelated romance and adventure?

So come on, don’t be a square like a block in Minecraft, join our SMP and let the BBCs guide you to victory (and maybe even a date)!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Towns Built:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

UnderwearWarsMC

Adulthood, aita, babied, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, husband, INDEPENDENCE, man child, Marriage, MIL, Mother, personal chores, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Unattractive, underwear, UnderwearWarsMC

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some juicy drama!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of a 27-year-old player who is married to a 29-year-old player. But wait, there’s a twist – the mother-in-law is involved in some scandalous underwear shopping! That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy antics will unfold next on our server.

Experience the thrill of calling your husband a man child for relying on his mother to buy his underwear. Watch as relationships are tested and drama unfolds in the most unexpected ways. Who knew that buying underwear could cause such chaos in the Minecraft world?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy gossip and scandalous stories to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

ThriftyTreats Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules)? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We have players from all walks of life, from hardcore PvPers to casual builders who just want to make pixel art of their favorite memes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Steve. Rumor has it that if you find the base, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. But be warned, many have tried and failed, ending up lost in the depths of the Nether forever.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally uncover the mysteries of the secret base and become the ultimate ruler of the server. Or at least get a cool pet creeper out of it.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	112
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2