Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and secret underground dance parties with creepers! Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that spits out diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may or may not be real). So what are you waiting for? Come join our SMP and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
Players Killed by Monsters: 3875 Undead Armies Raised: 3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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