so, like, the tokyo government is, like, launching this dating app, right? but get this, it’s not just any dating app, it’s, like, gonna boost the birthrate! like, they’re gonna match people up so they can, like, make babies and stuff. can you imagine swiping right and then boom, you’re a parent? it’s gonna be wild, man. so if you wanna find love and, like, contribute to society at the same time, you gotta join this server. who knows, maybe you’ll find your soulmate and pop out a bunch of babies. it’s gonna be a real party, dude.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
Magical Moments Shared: 25 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
Volcanoes Explored: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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