so, like, the tokyo government is, like, launching this dating app, right? but get this, it’s not just any dating app, it’s, like, gonna boost the birthrate! like, they’re gonna match people up so they can, like, make babies and stuff. can you imagine swiping right and then boom, you’re a parent? it’s gonna be wild, man. so if you wanna find love and, like, contribute to society at the same time, you gotta join this server. who knows, maybe you’ll find your soulmate and pop out a bunch of babies. it’s gonna be a real party, dude.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed: 16 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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