Are you tired of dealing with poop on the toilet seat every single time your boyfriend goes to the bathroom? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from this crappy situation! Join us for a poop-free gaming experience where you can build, mine, and explore without any unwanted surprises in the bathroom.

Our server is the ideal place for anyone who is tired of cleaning up after their significant other’s messy bathroom habits. Say goodbye to screaming matches over poop on the toilet seat and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the poop drama behind for good. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the solution to all your bathroom woes? Don’t be the asshole for screaming at your boyfriend, just join us and game on without any poop-related distractions!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Creepin’ Crafters Club: LOL Edition

    Creepin’ Crafters Club: LOL Edition
    Yeehaw, partner! Are you tired of those pesky griefers and trolls ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the one and only surefire sheriff who shoots shitheads! That’s right, this sheriff ain’t messin’ around. He’ll round up those troublemakers and give ’em a good ol’ fashioned banishment to the Nether!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a gang of outlaw chickens who have taken over the town square. Can you wrangle up these feathery bandits and restore peace to the land? Only the bravest of players dare to take on this clucky challenge.

    And if you’re feeling a bit peckish after all that adventurin’, be sure to stop by our saloon for a refreshing pint of milk or a slice of pumpkin pie. Our bartender, Old Joe, makes the meanest potions this side of the End Portal.

    So saddle up, partner, and join us on the wildest Minecraft server in the land. Just watch out for those dynamite-wielding creepers! Yeehaw!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Crafting Chaos: Israel Edition

    Crafting Chaos: Israel Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you definitely don’t want to mess with Israel. I mean, have you seen his eyes? That dude is a straight-up killer in the game. Join our server if you want to test your skills against the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where you can witness epic battles and crazy shenanigans all led by the one and only Israel. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you cross paths with Israel, that is.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43
    Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Villages Defended: 11 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • YeehawCraft: Where American women yell at Minecraft mobs for fun! 🤠🌟

    YeehawCraft: Where American women yell at Minecraft mobs for fun! 🤠🌟
    Are you tired of getting yelled at by American women for your choices? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can make all the crazy choices you want without any judgment! Join us and let your wildest decisions run free in a world where American women can’t tell you what to do! It’s a virtual paradise for all your wacky antics and chaotic shenanigans. So come on and join us for a hilarious time like no other!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Magic Items Found: 3432
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Creepin’ Crafters: The Server Where You’ll Ask ‘Was it good?’

    Creepin’ Crafters: The Server Where You’ll Ask ‘Was it good?’
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building your very own diamond palace guarded by an army of friendly creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can dance the night away with their pixelated pals while dodging fireballs and dodging exploding sheep. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical unicorn poop.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our insane Minecraft server and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Love Letters Sent: 12
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Void Gems Collected: 30
    Potions Brewed: 41 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Titanic Battles Fought: 21
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • CraftyCommies: Where even the creepers are woke enough to fight the capitalist pigs!

    CraftyCommies: Where even the creepers are woke enough to fight the capitalist pigs!
    Are you tired of dealing with leftists spreading crazy conspiracy theories? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only conspiracy theories involve creepers secretly plotting against Steve! No more worrying about anti-Semitic rants, just pure blocky fun and adventures. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a secret member of the server, ready to lead you on a quest to uncover the truth behind all the pixelated chaos. So why wait? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • NukeTown Academy: Where Explosions and Diplomas Collide!

    NukeTown Academy: Where Explosions and Diplomas Collide!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the chaos and madness goes down! Join us if you want to witness massive nukes dropping from the sky, attend hilarious graduations where players receive their diplomas in pixelated form, and watch as the stock market in-game collapses faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. And don’t even get us started on the Niji antis – those guys are always up to no good, but they sure do make things interesting around here. So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will)!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Blocky Butts & Pixels: The Quest for the Ultimate UI in Minecraft

    Blocky Butts & Pixels: The Quest for the Ultimate UI in Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic UI designs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic UI you’ve ever seen! It’s so good, it’ll make your eyes pop out of your head and your fingers do the floss dance uncontrollably.

    Join our server and experience UI greatness like never before. Our UI is so good, it’s rumored that even the Ender Dragon is jealous of its sleek design. Players who join our server have reported increased levels of happiness, improved hand-eye coordination, and a sudden urge to yell “I love buttons!” at random intervals.

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of the UI revolution. Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of our user interface. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • EvilCraft: Where Modern Women Rule and Villagers Drool!

    EvilCraft: Where Modern Women Rule and Villagers Drool!
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we encourage players to engage in epic battles against their own family members in a quest for ultimate domination.

    Forget about building cute little villages and trading resources, on our server you’ll be fighting tooth and nail against your own blood and flesh for control of the land. Who knew that Minecraft could be so cutthroat and intense?

    So come join us and see if you have what it takes to defeat your own siblings, parents, or even grandparents in a battle for supremacy. Who does this to their own blood and flesh? You do, on our crazy Minecraft server!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Farms Harvested: 380 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Dragon’s Derp Den – Minecraft Madness

    Dragon’s Derp Den – Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – Daimon was Right All Along – Marry Pawns Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server where players could marry pawns and fight epic battles against dragons. Yes, you heard that right – dragons! And not just any dragons, but dragons with skills, core skills, and augments that will blow your mind.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so legendary that even Capcom themselves conducted a survey about it. And guess what? They agreed that Daimon was right all along! Who is Daimon, you ask? Well, you’ll just have to join the server to find out.

    So, what are you waiting for? Patch up your Minecraft client, grab your sword, and join us for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even find your true love among the pawns. Don’t believe me? Check out our official survey and patch notes for proof!

    Join now and let the craziness begin! (Disclaimer: Marrying pawns in Minecraft may or may not lead to actual marriage in real life. Please pawn responsibly.)

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Dimension Hops: 12
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Gods Slained: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Boomer Gladness

    Boomer Gladness
    Are you tired of your life being ruined at every turn? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world! Our server is the perfect place for all the homeschooled kids who missed out on social interaction, the college graduates whose futures have been destroyed by COVID, and anyone else whose life has been completely ruined!

    On our server, you can build your dream home, explore vast and beautiful landscapes, and make friends with other players who understand the struggle. Who needs a job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and battling creepers?

    Don’t let the real world get you down – join our server and start living your best virtual life today!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Gods Slained: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Even Numbers Get in on the Fun! #916703416

    Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Even Numbers Get in on the Fun! #916703416
    Are you a fan of Sanrio characters like Hello Kitty, Pom Pom, and Tuxedo Sam? Well, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with adorable pixel art creations of your favorite Sanrio characters.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find all the hidden Hello Kitty statues scattered throughout the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Pom Pom herself. And if you manage to defeat the Tuxedo Sam boss in the secret underground dungeon, you’ll unlock the power to turn all your enemies into cute little penguins!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Sanrio-themed Minecraft server and let the cuteness overload begin!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: Faces of /int/ Minecraft Server

    Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: Faces of /int/ Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on faces of /int/ for a wild ride filled with memes, mayhem, and madness. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of hyper-intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities. Swim with them and discover their secret society!

    2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a squad of ninja chickens. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself?

    3. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank players by turning their houses upside down. Can you catch him in the act?

    4. We host weekly dance parties at the top of the tallest mountain on the server, where players can show off their best moves and compete for the title of Minecraft dance champion.

    So what are you waiting for? Join faces of /int/ today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 New Chunks Explored: 251532
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 56 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Big Block Booty Bash

    Big Block Booty Bash
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a tiny Luigi man stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by the majestic Gawr Gura herself. They danced the night away, singing *BOM BOM BOM* in perfect harmony. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret passages, and a community of players who are always up for a good laugh. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond llama, all your wildest Minecraft dreams will come true.

    So come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you? *UHAHAHAHAHAHA*

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Pixelated Bootylicious Adventures: A Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Bootylicious Adventures: A Minecraft Server

    Join Our Hilarious <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/mine-divinity/">Minecraft Server</a>!

    Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

    Why Join Us?

    • Insane Builds: Our players have built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks!
    • Wild Events: Every Friday night, we have a “Zombie Apocalypse” event where players have to survive waves of zombies while riding pigs!
    • Unique Mods: We have mods that turn all the animals into dancing llamas and give players the ability to shoot rainbow lasers from their hands!
    • Hilarious Community: Our players are always cracking jokes and pulling pranks on each other, making every day on the server a laugh riot!
    • Secret Treasure Hunts: We hide special treasure chests filled with rare items around the map, but they can only be found by solving riddles and puzzles!

    Join Us Now and Dive into the Madness!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • QuadSquad’s 5-Year Plan: Minecraft Mayhem!

    QuadSquad’s 5-Year Plan: Minecraft Mayhem!
    Join Our Hilarious <a href="https://newsminecraft.com/minecraft-memes-18-quintillion-seeds-choose-wisely/">Minecraft Server</a>!

    Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have some fun? Look no further!

    Reasons to Join Our Server:

    • Unicorn Mounts: Yes, you read that right. Ride around on majestic unicorns and show off to all your friends!
    • Explosive Sheep: Sheep that explode? Yes, please! Watch out for these woolly troublemakers!
    • Disco Party Villagers: Our villagers know how to boogie! Join them for a dance party like no other.
    • Chicken Jousting: Grab a chicken, a stick, and get ready to joust your way to victory!

    Insane Stories from Our Server:

    Story Description
    The Great Creeper Parade One day, all the creepers on the server decided to march through town in a synchronized parade. It was both terrifying and hilarious!
    The Mystery of the Talking Pig Rumors spread of a pig that could speak in perfect English. Players searched high and low to find this mysterious pig and uncover its secrets.

    Ready to Join the Fun?

    Come on over to our server and experience the wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Don’t miss out on the laughs and excitement!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 18 Farms Harvested: 771
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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