Are you tired of dealing with poop on the toilet seat every single time your boyfriend goes to the bathroom? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from this crappy situation! Join us for a poop-free gaming experience where you can build, mine, and explore without any unwanted surprises in the bathroom.

Our server is the ideal place for anyone who is tired of cleaning up after their significant other’s messy bathroom habits. Say goodbye to screaming matches over poop on the toilet seat and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the poop drama behind for good. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the solution to all your bathroom woes? Don’t be the asshole for screaming at your boyfriend, just join us and game on without any poop-related distractions!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Emeralds Found: 1442
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • WitchyCraft: Menhera Madness

    WitchyCraft: Menhera Madness
    Welcome to the Menhera Witch Edition Minecraft server! Are you ready to join a server where witches and magic rule the land? Our server is filled with talented witches and wizards who will cast spells and brew potions to protect their territory.

    Join now to meet Gen 1 witches like Crystallis Abi Kadabura, who can turn enemies into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of her wand. Or hang out with Serina Maiko, who can summon a rain of cupcakes to satisfy your sweet tooth.

    But wait, there’s more! Gen 2 witches like Petalight Kou Mariya can grow flowers out of thin air, while Mono Monet can turn your enemies into adorable kittens. And don’t forget about Yae Yugiri, who can make your wildest dreams come true (literally).

    We even have a Gen 3 witch named Yumi the Witch, who can fly on her broomstick and turn your enemies into toads. Plus, our server is currently hosting a poll to choose the first collab partner for Gen 3 – will it be a dragon, a unicorn, or a talking mushroom? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the magical world of Menhera Witch Edition. Just be careful not to anger the witches, or you might find yourself turned into a frog! See you there, brave adventurer!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • SavageCraft: Where we don’t sugarcoat anything – not even our creepers!

    SavageCraft: Where we don’t sugarcoat anything – not even our creepers!
    Are you tired of boring, normalfag-friendly character action games with their lame exploration and puzzles? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with non-stop action and zero backtracking. Our server takes inspiration from arcade and 2D beat em ups, so you know you’re in for a good time. Say goodbye to normalfags and hello to a truly epic gaming experience. Join now and unleash your inner badass!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Crafty Convicts: RIP OJ SIMPSON Edition

    Crafty Convicts: RIP OJ SIMPSON Edition
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Join our server and experience the wild and wacky world of blocky adventures! Our server is so legendary, even Herobrine himself couldn’t handle the madness!

    Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who was banned for building a giant statue of a chicken out of diamond blocks. Some say you can still hear his ghostly clucks echoing through the pixelated night.

    But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you may just stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical potions that turn you into a flying pig! And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter the elusive Ender Dragon wearing a top hat and monocle.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of Minecraft history! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers disguised as friendly villagers. Happy mining!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • CraftyWarriors – Where Minecraft meets total chaos and epic battles!

    CraftyWarriors – Where Minecraft meets total chaos and epic battles!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can worship Nurgle in the least disgusting way possible! We’ve got roll charts, Total War: Warhammer IIIThrones of Decay Trailer, Tamurkhan Trailer, and so much more to keep you entertained. Our Hotfix 4.2.3 Patch Notes will blow your mind!

    But wait, there’s more! We also have Total War: Pharaoh, where you can rule like a true pharaoh. Patch notes, Pharaoh Assembly Kit, and Steam links galore! And if that’s not enough, we have all the older titles you could ever dream of.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 6191
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure: Server No. 77097515

    Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure: Server No. 77097515
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Unicorn” – a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted “Lava Cake” – a delicious treat that will give you superpowers for 24 hours (Disclaimer: Side effects may include spontaneous combustion).

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – things tend to get a little…weird around here.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Pixel Party: Where Spongebob, Batman, and Pikachu Build Together

    Pixel Party: Where Spongebob, Batman, and Pikachu Build Together
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Master Pai Mei’s kung fu skills? Well, look no further, because our server is the ultimate battleground for epic battles and crazy adventures!

    Imagine Pai Mei himself as your loyal servant, chopping down trees with his bare hands and building epic structures faster than you can say “wax on, wax off.” With his deadly skills and wise teachings, he’ll have you dominating the server in no time.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got a whole roster of characters from different media ready to serve you in the ultimate Fate showdown. From Spongebob Squarepants to Darth Vader, you never know who might show up to lend a hand (or lightsaber) in your quest for glory.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate master of the server, with Pai Mei by your side and Spongebob as your trusty sidekick. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9562 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 7
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Crafty LOLs: Where Creepers and Comments Collide!

    Crafty LOLs: Where Creepers and Comments Collide!
    Join our Minecraft server and escape the harsh realities of the world! Our server is a magical place where you can build your own world and forget about all the suffering and evil out there.

    Forget about the news and come join us for some fun and laughter. Our server is a safe haven where you can let your creativity run wild and make friends with fellow players who share the same desire to escape reality.

    We have insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, no players were harmed in the making of this ride). Or the time a group of players formed a unicorn army and rode into battle against a horde of zombie pigs.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server and let your imagination soar to new heights. Who needs the real world when you can have this much fun in a virtual one?

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 78898 Epic Quests Completed: 24
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Mapocalypse: Where I Swear I Made This Map, Promise

    Mapocalypse: Where I Swear I Made This Map, Promise
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old maps? Well, look no further because I made this map and let me tell you, it’s so accurate that even your grandma would mistake it for the real world! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the creepers throw dance parties. Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and entertaining server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • MoonaCraft – Where Hoshinova’s Moon shines bright! 🌙

    MoonaCraft – Where Hoshinova’s Moon shines bright! 🌙
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world! Join us for a chance to mine with Moonahoshinova herself! That’s right, the virtual idol is waiting for you to dig up some diamonds together.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that it will give you deja vu. You’ll feel like you’ve been here before, but trust us, it’s just the sheer awesomeness of our server blowing your mind.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, you can loop orbiture EP while building your epic creations. It’s the perfect soundtrack for your Minecraft adventures.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t miss out on the chance to karaoke with Moonahoshinova and explore the 3D archives of insanity. See you in the game!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 36
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 31
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Runes Activated: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Stealthy Steve’s AI Fail Server

    Stealthy Steve’s AI Fail Server
    Are you tired of constantly being spotted by those pesky AI mobs in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our server has just released a new addon that makes you practically invisible to them through foliage! Say goodbye to getting ambushed while trying to gather resources or build your epic base.

    Join our server for the ultimate challenge – we’ve added a new game mode where all the mobs are controlled by real-life chickens. That’s right, chickens are now the overlords of the Minecraft world and they are out for revenge! Can you survive their clucking wrath and come out on top?

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city on our server that is inhabited by a colony of friendly Endermen who just want to party all day and night. Join them for dance-offs and Ender Pearl races, it’s a wild time down there!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Just watch out for those sneaky chickens, they’re always plotting something…

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Secret Passages Found: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Lost in Minecraft: ‘NO WE HAVENT LEARNED THAT YET’ Server

    Lost in Minecraft: ‘NO WE HAVENT LEARNED THAT YET’ Server
    Are you tired of always being behind Jamal and Paco in everything you do? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can finally get ahead of them! Join us and experience a world where Jamal and Paco are always one step behind you, trying to catch up but failing miserably.

    With epic quests, insane challenges, and the power to outshine even the most competitive players, this server is perfect for those who are tired of living in Jamal and Paco’s shadow. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show them who the real Minecraft champion is!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Mines Excavated: 3638
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Blocky Brawls: Tekken Edition

    Blocky Brawls: Tekken Edition
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Tekken 8 crossover experience you never knew you needed!

    Join us for epic battles where you can unleash your inner Tekken character and fight your way to victory. Want to play as Heihachi and throw your enemies off cliffs? Done. How about using Kazuya’s devil powers to summon lightning bolts on your foes? Absolutely.

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with hidden combos and moves for each character that will leave your opponents scratching their heads in confusion. And don’t worry if you’re new to Tekken, our fundamentals guide will have you kicking butt in no time.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 34
    Magic Items Found: 5592 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 New Chunks Explored: 67958

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Pixelated Nostalgia: A Minecraft Server for 80s-00s Kids

    Pixelated Nostalgia: A Minecraft Server for 80s-00s Kids
    Are you tired of playing modern games that are a complete mess? Join our Minecraft server where the games are developed by all White/Asian dev teams and are released in less than two years with banger after banger! No more shitters, niggers, trannies, and woman dev teams ruining the gaming experience. Our games run like a dream, with optimized gameplay and no bloated mess to deal with.

    Say goodbye to movie games with annoying quick time events and dog shit UI. On our server, you won’t find any macho female protags who are always lesbians and ugly trannies trying to self-insert. And forget about micro transactions and live service single player games that are full of lies.

    Join us now and experience a gaming world where all men are competent and not just punch lines, unless they’re black of course. No more dealing with helpless and naive White men in games. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4790 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25 Evil Twin Fights: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Meme Team Minecraft Madness: Mel, Choco, Aki, Roboco, Matsuri & Ririka

    Meme Team Minecraft Madness: Mel, Choco, Aki, Roboco, Matsuri & Ririka
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a llama on a sugar rush? Well, look no further than our server, where we have crazier stories than a creeper trying to do stand-up comedy!

    Join us and you might just run into Yozora Mel, who was known for ASMR, singing, and probably summoning Ender Dragons with her voice alone. Or how about Yuzuki Choco, who can cook up a storm in Minecraft while simultaneously dominating in Apex Legends – talk about multi-talented!

    And let’s not forget about Aki Rosenthal, who loves ARK, 3D Lives, and apparently, alcohol – we can only imagine the shenanigans that go down when she’s online. Oh, and Roboco? She’s all about cleanliness, FPS games, and being a general pon (whatever that means) – you never know what surprises she’ll bring to the server!

    Matsuri is another member you might bump into, with her singing, dancing, and self-proclaimed menhera status – whatever that means. And last but not least, Ichijou Ririka from ReGLOSS, who’s all about chatting streams, cooking up a storm, and speaking English only – because why not add a language barrier to the chaos?

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, join us now and be prepared for a rollercoaster ride of insanity!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Star Shards Collected: 50
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 80 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Emeralds Found: 2361 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 27

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Crafty Creepers: Where Bethesda’s Anti-Rebuild Agenda is Hilariously Embraced!

    Crafty Creepers: Where Bethesda’s Anti-Rebuild Agenda is Hilariously Embraced!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question the very fabric of reality? Look no further, because on our server, we have uncovered the shocking truth behind Bethesda’s hatred for humanity rebuilding itself.

    Join us as we unravel the mystery of why Bethesda wants the NCR destroyed and humanity to start from scratch. Is it because they’re secretly aliens trying to take over the world? Or maybe they just really hate progress and want us to stay in the Stone Age forever.

    But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, you can defy Bethesda’s evil plans and build a glorious civilization that will stand the test of time. So come join us and let’s stick it to those pesky game developers who want to hold us back!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 394 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Falling into the Void: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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