Toilet Teleportation Craft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4747
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	21	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5249	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Emeralds Found:	3882	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, fam, if you feel like your booty be having a direct line to your porcelain throne, then you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! We got teleportation toilets that will whisk you away to the loo in no time flat. No more embarrassing accidents on your way to the bathroom, just press a button and BAM, you’re there!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Toilet King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a battle of the bowels. Rumor has it, his farts are so powerful they can knock you off your blocky feet!

And if that ain’t enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground poop mine where you can dig for rare minerals and resources. Who needs diamonds when you can have a shiny turd?

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and let your bowels lead the way to adventure! Just watch out for creepers, they might mistake you for a walking toilet!

Bio Hybrid Muscle Man

actuated, bio, bioengineering, Biohybrid hand, biohybrid systems, biohybrid technology, biomedical engineering, hand movement, hand prosthetics, hand rehabilitation, human muscle tissues, human-machine interface, Hybrid, man, Multiple, Muscle, muscle activation, muscle control, muscle tissue actuation, muscle tissue engineering, muscle tissue manipulation, muscle-powered prosthetics, prosthetics, tissue engineering

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4266
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ores Mined:	3517	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have biohybrid hands that are controlled by human muscles! you can literally punch trees and build houses with your own muscles, how cool is that? plus, our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will guide you through the land of blocky adventures. we also have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will trade you rare items for shiny feathers. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Firestarter

Auction, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, Events, FIRESTARTER, Friendly, Grief Protection, handbook, java, Land claiming, Players, respectful, rules, Server, Shops, smp, Trade

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	467
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Dimension Hops:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Void Armor Forged:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

firestarter Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Features
Player-driven economy and player-run shops
Grief protection and land claiming
Frequent community events
Tons of small quality-of-life tweaks
Java + Bedrock cross-play
A friendly, fair, and respectful community

Server Handbook & Rules:

Server Handbook

Server Address:

mc.firestartermc.com (Java port 25565, Bedrock port 19132)

Server Tour:

Server Tour Video

Join our Community:

Check out our handbook for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡 Or consider joining our Discord!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Can I play on both Java and Bedrock editions?	Yes, we offer Java + Bedrock cross-play on our server.
Are griefing and trolling allowed on the server?	No, our rules prohibit griefing and protect your hard work.
How can I participate in community events?	Keep an eye on our Discord and in-game announcements for upcoming events.

MysticCraft – ShadowRealm 1.20.5

1.20.5, 3D Debut, Anime List, baubau, Birthday 3D Live, BORN TO BE “BAU”DOL, Cute Little Sister, debut, fuwamoco, merch, MysticCraft, NSFW, Schedule, shadowrealm, songs, Thread Template, Unarchived Content, VN, VTL team info, youtube channel

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6107
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Endless Night Skies:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’ll make you question reality! Why join, you ask? Well, because our server is like a cute little sister edition of Minecraft – it’s quirky, it’s fun, and it’s totally bonkers! Plus, we have streams that are so insane, you’ll be scratching your head in confusion. And don’t even get me started on the debut videos – they’re like nothing you’ve ever seen before. So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together!

VacayVillaVeto

attachment, Boundaries, Communication, emotional attachment, ENTITLEMENT, family cabin, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family heirloom, family relationships, passive aggressive behavior, personal space, Protective, Respect, Selfishness, sharing, vacation home, vacation time, VacayVillaVeto

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8432
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Love Letters Sent:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of protecting your virtual cabin like it’s a family heirloom! Just like this player’s cozy vacation cabin in the mountains, our server is a safe space for you to unwind and build to your heart’s content.

Join us and experience the thrill of defending your virtual property from pushy brother-in-laws who want to take over your land! Build your own vacation cabin, complete with passive-aggressive comments from NPCs who think you’re being selfish for not sharing your space.

Don’t let anyone tell you that it’s “just a cabin” – on our server, every block matters and every build is a family heirloom. So come on in, protect your turf, and show the world that you’re not just a block builder – you’re a block protector!

Wanderlust SMP: Travel & Build

Adventure, bucket list, BUILD, culture, Dream destination, Escapade, escapism, Exotic, Explore, globe-trotting, Journey, SightSeeing, smp, travel, travel adventure, travel dreams, travel goals, travel inspiration, travel plans, vacation, Wander, WANDERER, Wanderlust

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3175
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

OMG guys, like if I could travel anywhere in the world right now, I would totally go to this EPIC Minecraft SMP server! Like, they have the craziest builds and the most insane players you will ever meet. I heard that they have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. And get this, there’s a rumor that the admins are actually aliens disguised as chickens! Can you imagine mining for diamonds with a chicken alien? It’s like a dream come true, bro. So yeah, forget about traveling the world, come join this Minecraft SMP and have the time of your life! #ChickenAlienDiamondsLavaCoasterFTW 🐔💎🌋🎢

BlocktopiaUSA

American, aspirations, BlocktopiaUSA, Challenges, citizenship, culture, dreams, Economy, feelings, Future, goals, hopes, Identity, opportunities, optimism, Perspectives, pessimism, Politics, society, success, uncertainty

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3702
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	174	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Are you tired of worrying about the future and just want to escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have a blast? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and endless possibilities.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the chest was cursed and unleashed a horde of zombie chickens upon them! It was chaos, but oh so hilarious.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to challenge players to epic battles. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. Yes, you read that right, a magical unicorn!

So, if you’re ready to leave your worries behind and embark on a crazy journey filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a sprinkle of magic, then join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, your future has never looked brighter (or more ridiculous).

EuroCraftSummit

Conflict Resolution, Crisis, crisis management., diplomatic efforts., diplomatic talks, eastern europe, emergency summit, EuroCraftSummit, European Council, European diplomacy, European leaders, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, peace negotiations, political discussions, regional stability, security concerns, summit meeting, Ukraine

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6347
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Dragon Eggs Found:	5537
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

so, liek, u know how ukraine is like, in europe and stuff? well, our minecraft server is liek, the perfect place to escape all that drama. u can build ur own lil ukraine in minecraft and be the leader of ur own country.

we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any emergencies, even if its just ur mom yelling at u to do ur chores. plus, we have a special potion that turns u into a ukrainian superhero with the power to stop any war or conflict.

join our server now and be part of the most epic summit ever held in minecraft history. who knows, u might even become the next president of ukraine in the virtual world. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and a lot of snacks, cuz things are gonna get crazy up in here.

FrontierSMP

armor, Balanced Economy, Bedrock cross play, Bosses, Brewing, contracts, Custom Items, Custom terrain, Discord, Economy, Exploration, Farming, FrontierSMP, Loot system, MCMMO, no pay to win, Pyro Plugins, Pyrofishing, server ip, smp, Textured Weapons, Tools, Towny

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5365
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Star Shards Collected:	256
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
New Chunks Explored:	160670	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Votes:	7782

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Cross-Play Enabled (Port)	19132
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.4

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with the main focus of being a community driven server. Our main goal is to make it so that players have a challenge similar to vanilla Minecraft with multiple challenging factors, but also build around a community. You will find that teleporting is a luxury on Frontier along with varying difficulty throughout the world. Mobs are tougher than normal the further you go and there are bosses waiting around every corner. All 3 worlds have custom terrain with loot per player to promote exploration for all. Spawn can also be built on by anyone to drive traffic to a shop, rail network, or whatever your heart desires. At the end of it all, we aim to make a satisfying server that will last for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain: All three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures. All structures have per player loot.
Towny: Focused on enhancing the Towny experience.
Economy: Balanced economy with no crazy numbers.
Custom Items: Loot system with fully textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor.
PyroFishing & Farming: Popular plugins with Mining being added soon.
Contracts: Complete contracts with other members for major infrastructure builds.
No Pay To Win: No promotion of Pay To Win.

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by entering the IP: Play.FrontierSMP.net in your Minecraft client.
Is Bedrock Cross-Play enabled on this server?	Yes, Bedrock Cross-Play is enabled with port 19132.
Are there custom items on this server?	Yes, the server features custom textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for players to collect.
Is there a towny system in place?	Yes, the server focuses on promoting and enhancing the Towny experience for players.
Is the economy balanced on this server?	Yes, the server has put a lot of effort into balancing the economy to avoid extreme numbers.
Are there any Pay To Win elements on this server?	No, the server does not promote Pay To Win and encourages fair gameplay for all players.

SunriseCraft 1.20.2

1.20.2, coping with depression, depress, emotional well being, feeling sad, good morning, guys, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health struggles, mental health support, Mental Wellness, morning motivation, morning routine, positive mindset, seeking support, self-care, Struggling, SunriseCraft

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5398
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	52	Towns Built:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Crops Grown:	3842

Hey there fellow gamers, are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well do I have the server for you! Join our wacky world where depression turns into laughter and sadness turns into pure chaos!

We have flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

If you’re looking for a server that will make you question your sanity, look no further! Join us now and experience the most mind-bending Minecraft adventure of your life. See you on the other side, if you dare!

FiancéFragranceFail

#workout, AITAH, Alternative, aluminum free natural deodorant, Apology, body odor, breast cancer, breast cancer awareness, Communication, FiancéFragranceFail, health, Honesty, hygiene, Men’s locker room, personal care, purging period, relationship, sensitivity, sweat, telling my fiancé she stinks, tiktok

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3278
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	1534	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Astral Projections Made:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing stinking up the place is your epic gameplay! Join us and leave behind the drama of aluminum-free deodorant purging periods. Our server is so fresh, even your fiancé will forget about TikTok conspiracies and breast cancer scares. Plus, we promise no men’s locker room smells in our virtual bedrooms – just pure, pixelated paradise. So come on in, apologize to your fiancé with a diamond pickaxe, and let’s game on!

CraftyChopsticks Minecraft Server

bilateral relations, China, cooperation, CraftyChopsticks, cross-border cooperation, Diplomacy, diplomatic ties, economic development, economic ties, EU, foreign policy, germany, global partnership, global politics, international collaboration., international relations, Minecraft, Partnership, political dialogue, Server, strategic alliance, summit meeting, Trade

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9661
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

come join dis epic minecraft server where china and germany are bffs and workin together to build da ultimate minecraft world. we got pandas and beer everywhere, it’s like a crazy mashup of cultures. u can build ur own great wall or autobahn, the possibilities are endless. plus, we got special quests where u gotta team up with merkel and xi jinping to defeat creepers and zombies. it’s a wild ride, so come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

AstroCraft2032

2032, armageddon, asteroid, AstroCraft2032, Astronomy, catastrophe, celestial body, collision, danger, Disaster, Doomsday, Earth, Impact, impact event, near-Earth object, planetary defense, Probability, Risk, Space, space exploration, threat

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	179
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Alien Abductions:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Votes:	8497
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68

yo, so like, come join our minecraft server cuz like, there’s this wild rumor that an asteroid has a 2% chance of hitting Earth in 2032. but like, no worries, cuz on our server, we got a secret bunker where we can all hide and survive the apocalypse together. plus, we got flying pigs and dancing llamas, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna join? come build your own bunker and prepare for the end of the world in style. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so like, join now before it’s too late!

We survive and build cities ⭐ on Sundays /Fly 💫 server minecraft

Adventure, building, Cities, city building, collaboration, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, Creative, Exploration, Fly, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, SUNDAYS, Survival, telegram channel

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8617
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Love Letters Sent:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	392	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Telegram Channel http://t.me/cityBuildServer

s25.joinserver.xyz:25989

Infinity Isles

+18, Community, Discord, Discord Voice Chat, donation options, East Coast, Events, Harassment, Infinity, Isles, java, LGBTQ, non pay-to-win, player head database, PvE, Resource worlds, shopping district, smp, Staff, structured shops, Toxicity, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3272
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Welcome to Infinity Isles!

Join our active community

Infinity Isles is a semi-vanilla, whitelisted, 18+ server that began on the 25th of March. We’re a community-focused server with some plugins to help with quality of life and multiplayer fun. We are always looking for new players to join us, so if this sounds like a fit for you, be sure to apply!

Why should you join?

🍦 SEMI VANILLA: We are a primarily vanilla survival server with changes that improve gameplay, such as fast leaf decay, live map, and head drops.
🔒 WHITELISTED: We review every application to make sure that only the best players join our community! Rest assured, trolls and immature players are not welcome here. Our staff team will promptly handle griefers, and any damage they may cause is swiftly rolled back and repaired.
🌎 SERVER LOCATION: We are hosted on the East Coast of the US to ensure a good connection and reachability for players worldwide.
🛒 SHOPPING DISTRICT: Infinity Isles has its very own player-run shopping district with themed shops that let players show off their creativity!
🐻 EVENTS: We hold scheduled bi-weekly events with prizes organized by our staff team and members of the community. We also have our latest off-scheduled shenanigans: Storage Wars, an ongoing ARG, and quarterly Charity Events!
⛏️ RESOURCE WORLDS: We have special-made portals at spawn leading to resource worlds for all three dimensions; overworld, nether, and end! Here you can gather large quantities of materials that would otherwise ruin the beauty of our main world. It’s also great for finding un-looted structures!
💸 NO PAY-TO-WIN: Donation perks are strictly non-P2W to ensure every player has the fairest experience. All proceeds go directly towards improving server performance as the server continues to expand and grow each week. Contributors have access to fun commands such as /sit and /lay and will also be able to access the player head database using /hdb. You can browse our donation options at https://infinityisles.tebex.io/.
🔧 STAFF: Our team of friendly staff are here to help you if you need a hand! We have zero tolerance on any harassment or toxicity, fostering a welcoming, kind environment for our players.
👾 DISCORD: We have an active community over on Discord, regularly chatting in channels and in voice chats!

We’d love to have you join our community. Apply in our discord:

https://discord.gg/infinityisles

Nimi’s Dreamland 1.20.6

#youtube, 1.20.6, bluesky, ceres fauna, Dreamland, Fauna Archive, Fauna media, Faunwell, grasshoppers, Hide, ignore, Invincible Rainbow Arrow, It’s Not a Phase, Konbakuwa, love Fauna, member VODs, Miss Fauna, Miss Nimi, Naplings, Nimi Nightmare, nimis, Report, saplings, Schedule, twitter

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9553
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Yo, have you heard of this Minecraft server that’s like, totally lit? It’s so crazy, it’ll make you question reality and regret ever reading this post. Why should you join? Well, because Miss Nimi and Miss Fauna are there, duh! They’re like the queens of this server, spreading their rainbow arrows of invincibility and making you feel like you’re in a totally different dimension. Plus, there are grasshoppers and naplings to report, hide, and ignore – like, what even are those? Join now and enter a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity).