Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be too drunk to even think about masturbating to completion! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride that’ll leave you questioning your sanity (and your sobriety)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • MommaDramaCraft

    MommaDramaCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this family’s story.

    Just like this OP’s mother, our server is terminally ill…with excitement! Explore our vast world and uncover hidden treasures while dodging creepers and zombies. Who needs end of life care when you can respawn and keep on playing?

    Join now and show your siblings who’s boss by dominating in PvP battles and building the most epic structures. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into helping out – on this server, it’s every player for themselves!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join the server where family drama takes a backseat to epic adventures and endless fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Runes Activated: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 53 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

    KremlinCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna join a cult of far-right Minecraft players, but, like, in a fun way, ya know?

    imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of Russian bots, but they’re actually just really cool players who are super into building swastika-shaped houses and organizing rallies against villagers who don’t pay taxes.

    plus, like, the admin is this crazy Russian hacker who will give you unlimited diamonds if you can beat him in a game of vodka pong.

    join now for a wild ride of propaganda, fake news, and building walls to keep out the creepers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • KyivCraft: Supply Line Showdown

    KyivCraft: Supply Line Showdown
    come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off the evil kyiv invaders who are trying to cut off our precious russian supply line! build epic bases, craft insane weapons, and team up with other players to defend against the kyiv threat. join now and show those pesky invaders who’s boss! #russiansupplyline #kyivinvaders #minecraftmadness

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Runes Activated: 0
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • CraftyBlanketZzz – SleepyCraftersUnited

    CraftyBlanketZzz – SleepyCraftersUnited
    u know what else can improve ur sleep and make u feel all warm and fuzzy inside? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got weighted blankets for ur virtual character to snuggle up with while u mine and craft ur way to victory. our study found that players who use our blankets have better sleep, use less in-game medication, and have an overall better mood. so come join us and experience the comfiest minecraft server ever!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 38 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 86 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Divine Spears Created: 16

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • BRAZIL Network

    BRAZIL Network

    A KitPVP server! Please join my KitPVP server. It is still in development. There is not much going on at the moment, but you can join to see it in development! Actually, I do not recommend you join the empty server yet, I’m just trying to get the minimum requirement of 100 characters long. Idk why this is such a requirement but here we are, you’re most likely NOT gonna read this anyway. Are there any staff that are gonna see this? It’s just a test, I mean, it’s free. Anyway, think I have got the requirement by now, bye now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32
    Towns Built: 9 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Chaotic Network

    Chaotic Network

    IP: mc-chaotic.net | At Chaotic we have a philosophy of not over-engineering gamemodes. This means we will bring a modern touch to classic gamemodes without taking away what made them originally great, valuing the community’s playstyle over guardrails. What kind of Minecraft Server is Chaotic

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3335 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Emeralds Found: 3627 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Galactic Warfare – Minecraft Server

    Galactic Warfare – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heresy is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our latest patch includes new content for operations, such as battling against space marines and fighting off alien invasions. Our September community update revealed that we are now offering jolly cooperation with your battle brothers, so grab your sword and join the fun!

    But wait, there’s more! Our first developer Q&A session revealed insane stories of players taking on hordes of enemies with nothing but a pickaxe and a dream. Our roadmap includes plans for epic battles against giant bosses and exploring new realms filled with treasure and danger.

    If you’re looking for a server with lore that will make your head spin, look no further. Dive into the depths of our lore stuff, where you can learn about the history of our world and the epic battles that have shaped it.

    And if you’re having trouble finding players to join you in battle, fear not! Our workaround with matchmaking will have you back in the action in no time. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become a legendary warrior in the world of heresy!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 856722 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Hifi Wifi Minecraft SMP

    Hifi Wifi Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got players pulling pranks left and right, building giant statues of themselves, and even starting impromptu dance parties in the middle of the village square.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco club, where creepers are the bouncers and skeletons are the DJ’s. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated debate over whether pineapple belongs on pizza, with lava pits as the stakes.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of actual Minecraft gameplay. Just make sure to keep an eye out for any sneaky players trying to steal your diamonds while you’re distracted by the chaos.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Meteorites Collected: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Villages Defended: 19 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • WeirdEatsMinecraft SMP

    WeirdEatsMinecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be eating weirder things than ever before! We have a secret mushroom stew recipe that will make your taste buds explode with flavor. Plus, rumor has it that our villagers have a hidden stash of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and jump boost for days. So if you’re ready to feast like never before, come join us for a culinary adventure like no other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Falling into the Void: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • GazaGrieferz Minecraft Server

    GazaGrieferz Minecraft Server
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a warzone up in here! We got IAF strikes happening left and right, but don’t worry, we’re just blowin’ up Gaza schools filled with pesky Hamas terrorists. And get this, those schools are also filled with pro-October 7 propaganda! Like, who even does that? But hey, it’s all good fun on this server, so come join the chaos and blow stuff up with us! It’s a blast, literally!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Sinwar’s Strike – Minecraft Server

    Sinwar’s Strike – Minecraft Server
    Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier stuff happenin’ than IDF checkin’ if Hamas leader Yahya Sinwar got taken out in a Gaza strike! You gotta join this server, cuz we got explosions bigger than TNT, mobs crazier than creepers, and loot more valuable than diamonds!

    One time, a player found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted gear and rare items, but they had to battle a giant zombie pigman with a diamond sword to claim the loot! And another time, a group of players built a massive rollercoaster that went through lava lakes and over mountains, only to have it hijacked by a gang of mischievous villagers!

    Join this server for the wildest adventures, the craziest builds, and the most epic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Chimeras Created: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Pixel Perfect Moments

    Pixel Perfect Moments
    u wana join dis minecraft server cuz every time u take a photo it’s like u just won da lottery. like, u could be walkin around and BAM, u see a pig wearin a top hat ridin a chicken. dat’s da kinda crazy stuff dat happens on dis server. u neva know what u gonna see next. it’s like a magical land of wackiness and wonder. so come join us and take some epic pics dat u can show off to all ur friends. u won’t regret it, i promise.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 242 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Buildings Constructed: 20

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Cannabis Dreamland Server

    Cannabis Dreamland Server
    so like, u know how sometimes u cant sleep cuz ur brain wont shut up? well this server is like the ultimate cure for that! we got all the best cannabis oil to help u sleep like a baby, and guess what? u wont be dumb the next day! join now and say goodbye to insomnia and hello to epic minecraft adventures! u wont regret it, trust me.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16
    Emeralds Found: 510 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Celestium SMP

    Celestium SMP

    Celestium SMP is a BRAND NEW server that currently offers a unique experience for survival Minecraft:

    Semi-Vanilla SMP {1.21.1+}: – NO WORLD RESETS – Lands Plugin – MCMMO – Custom dungeons/structures/world-gen – Cosmetic text and essential features for everyone – Player based economy

    We also have a dedicated discord server to help establish our server’s community: https://discord.gg/SQqPNBNvWT

    Anyone is allowed to join and if you have any questions just reply to this post or refer to our discord!

    See you on the server! 🙂

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Buildings Constructed: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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