Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be too drunk to even think about masturbating to completion! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride that’ll leave you questioning your sanity (and your sobriety)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
Treasure Maps Found: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22 Mythical Quests Completed: 41
Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Lost Souls Rescued: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CraftyNDAFreeSecrets

    CraftyNDAFreeSecrets
    Are you tired of being shackled by NDAs and keeping juicy secrets to yourself? Join our Minecraft server where we spill all the tea and expose all the scandalous secrets! From secret love affairs between creepers and villagers to hidden diamond mines guarded by evil llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let loose all those secrets you’ve been holding onto – we promise not to tell anyone (except maybe our pet parrot, Polly).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
    Zombie Dances: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Sinwar’s Minecraft Server: PvP Edition

    Sinwar’s Minecraft Server: PvP Edition
    So, like, you wanna join our Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got creepers that dance the Macarena, skeletons that moonwalk, and zombies that do the cha-cha slide. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Israeli military is checking it out to see if the notorious Minecraft player, Sinwar, has been taken out by a gang of killer rabbits. Yeah, you heard me right, killer rabbits! So, if you wanna join in on the madness and see what all the fuss is about, hop on over to our server and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13 Enchantments Applied: 279
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 13
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 5006

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • CraftyKoreaWarriors

    CraftyKoreaWarriors
    Yo, you ever wanted to be part of a crazy Minecraft server that’s like a mix of Hunger Games and World War Z? Well, do I have the server for you! We got North Korea sending 10,000 soldiers to join forces with Russia in an epic battle against Zelensky’s army. It’s gonna be a showdown of epic proportions, and you can be right in the middle of it all! Join now for the chance to fight alongside Kim Jong Un himself and take down the enemy with your trusty diamond sword. Don’t miss out on the action, join today and be a part of the first step to World War Minecraft Edition!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Towns Built: 9
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Mingle & Race Horse Chat-athon

    Mingle & Race Horse Chat-athon
    come join our epic minecraft server where horses race like they’ve never raced before! they’re all just chillin and chatting on the track, then BAM they all decide to cross the finish line together like one big happy family! it’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure horse magic! you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else, so saddle up and join the fun today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 45
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • E-Nose Oil Detector: Eco Refinery Fun

    E-Nose Oil Detector: Eco Refinery Fun
    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT E-NOSE TECHNOLOGY DAT CAN SMELL DA ORIGIN OF OIL IN DA GAME! U CAN USE IT TO FIND OIL SPILLS IN DA LAND AND KEEP DA ENVIRONMENT CLEAN! PLUS, IT ONLY COSTS 20 COOKED CHICKENS, WAY CHEAPER DEN OTHER SERVERS! COME JOIN DA FUN AND SMELL DA OIL IN DA AIR, YO!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 18
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Void Gems Collected: 14
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 107 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • invited

    invited

    On this server, you can enjoy building, making equipment, etc. just like in vanilla, and cooperate with server members to survive. Also, the main language is Japanese. On this server, you can enjoy building, making equipment, etc., just like in vanilla, while cooperating with server members for survival. The language is mainly Japanese.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 111 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further than this server where the owner is LITERALLY HITLER! But don’t worry, he’s not actually a dictator, just a really strict admin who will ban you for even looking at him the wrong way. Join now for the chance to experience the thrill of walking on eggshells while trying to survive in a world ruled by a power-hungry maniac. Plus, rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a PvP battle, you’ll be granted access to the secret diamond mine where all your wildest dreams come true. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the tyrant and claim your rightful place as the new ruler of the server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ores Mined: 6838 Towns Built: 6
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Dimension Hops: 0
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • MommaDramaCraft

    MommaDramaCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this family’s story.

    Just like this OP’s mother, our server is terminally ill…with excitement! Explore our vast world and uncover hidden treasures while dodging creepers and zombies. Who needs end of life care when you can respawn and keep on playing?

    Join now and show your siblings who’s boss by dominating in PvP battles and building the most epic structures. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into helping out – on this server, it’s every player for themselves!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join the server where family drama takes a backseat to epic adventures and endless fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 294
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

    KremlinCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna join a cult of far-right Minecraft players, but, like, in a fun way, ya know?

    imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of Russian bots, but they’re actually just really cool players who are super into building swastika-shaped houses and organizing rallies against villagers who don’t pay taxes.

    plus, like, the admin is this crazy Russian hacker who will give you unlimited diamonds if you can beat him in a game of vodka pong.

    join now for a wild ride of propaganda, fake news, and building walls to keep out the creepers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 40
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 22
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 317 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • KyivCraft: Supply Line Showdown

    KyivCraft: Supply Line Showdown
    come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off the evil kyiv invaders who are trying to cut off our precious russian supply line! build epic bases, craft insane weapons, and team up with other players to defend against the kyiv threat. join now and show those pesky invaders who’s boss! #russiansupplyline #kyivinvaders #minecraftmadness

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 13

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • CraftyBlanketZzz – SleepyCraftersUnited

    CraftyBlanketZzz – SleepyCraftersUnited
    u know what else can improve ur sleep and make u feel all warm and fuzzy inside? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got weighted blankets for ur virtual character to snuggle up with while u mine and craft ur way to victory. our study found that players who use our blankets have better sleep, use less in-game medication, and have an overall better mood. so come join us and experience the comfiest minecraft server ever!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 46 Villages Defended: 17
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • BRAZIL Network

    BRAZIL Network

    A KitPVP server! Please join my KitPVP server. It is still in development. There is not much going on at the moment, but you can join to see it in development! Actually, I do not recommend you join the empty server yet, I’m just trying to get the minimum requirement of 100 characters long. Idk why this is such a requirement but here we are, you’re most likely NOT gonna read this anyway. Are there any staff that are gonna see this? It’s just a test, I mean, it’s free. Anyway, think I have got the requirement by now, bye now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Enchantments Applied: 196
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 New Chunks Explored: 754720
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Chaotic Network

    Chaotic Network

    IP: mc-chaotic.net | At Chaotic we have a philosophy of not over-engineering gamemodes. This means we will bring a modern touch to classic gamemodes without taking away what made them originally great, valuing the community’s playstyle over guardrails. What kind of Minecraft Server is Chaotic

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Potions Brewed: 195 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 19

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Galactic Warfare – Minecraft Server

    Galactic Warfare – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heresy is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our latest patch includes new content for operations, such as battling against space marines and fighting off alien invasions. Our September community update revealed that we are now offering jolly cooperation with your battle brothers, so grab your sword and join the fun!

    But wait, there’s more! Our first developer Q&A session revealed insane stories of players taking on hordes of enemies with nothing but a pickaxe and a dream. Our roadmap includes plans for epic battles against giant bosses and exploring new realms filled with treasure and danger.

    If you’re looking for a server with lore that will make your head spin, look no further. Dive into the depths of our lore stuff, where you can learn about the history of our world and the epic battles that have shaped it.

    And if you’re having trouble finding players to join you in battle, fear not! Our workaround with matchmaking will have you back in the action in no time. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become a legendary warrior in the world of heresy!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Dimension Hops: 14
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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