TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol-induced, completion, Drunk, drunk behavior, drunk consequences, drunk decisions, drunk habits, drunk issues, drunk problems, drunk regrets, drunk struggles, Impaired, inebriated, intoxicated, Masturbation, Minecraft, self pleasure, Server, sexual frustration, TipsyCraft, too drunk, unable to finish

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be too drunk to even think about masturbating to completion! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride that’ll leave you questioning your sanity (and your sobriety)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Techline Gaming Minecraft

Community, high quality servers, mature managers, Minecraft, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Techline Gaming, Vanilla, Whitelist

The community was made at the end of 2013 known with the high-quality servers and ran by it mature managers.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearCoin currency, Bosses, Buyer, Character leveling, Clans, classic, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Fly, Foreign, Free Admin, Friends system, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Registration, Pirate, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Farms Harvested:	284	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Insane Minecraft Server – Not Sped or Retarded

delusions, Hallucinations, INSANE, mental health, Minecraft, misunderstood, retarded, schizophrenia, Server, sped, VOICES

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the voices in your head are not only welcomed but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we embrace our insanity and let our imaginations run wild.

Our server is perfect for those who have always felt a little… different. Whether you’re hearing voices, seeing things that aren’t there, or just have a general sense of madness, you’ll fit right in here.

Join us as we build insane structures, go on wild adventures, and battle imaginary monsters. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft server like this?

So come on, embrace your inner lunatic and join us on our server. The voices are waiting for you… and they have big plans. evil laughter

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Last-Night-Minecraft SMP-Talkers

animal, autogyro, bedding, biplanes, Cage, CONTENT, duck, engines, Ercoupe, expensive, Fisher Products, insurance, LastNightMinecraft, Licensing, living room, Mice, PPL, Rabbits, Responding, smell, SMPTalkers, Treats

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a mouse on the loose? Look no further, because our server is like a living room full of craziness! We’ve got treats galore, comfy bedding made out of used tissue boxes, and a smell that will make you question your life choices.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to fly an autogyro or a summer biplane? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just be prepared to shell out $50k for licensing, aircraft, inspections, and flying lessons back to the local airport. It’s a no-win situation, but hey, at least you’ll have a PPL and an Ercoupe from the 1940s to show for it.

So come join us on this insane journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and your wallet)! Who needs duck and farm-raised rabbits when you can have the time of your life on our server? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one autogyro at a time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BroBroBucksNoLuck

bad with money, borrowed money, BroBroBucksNoLuck, brother, car repair, emergency, enable, family dynamics, Family Support, financial emergency, gaming console, habits, irresponsible behavior, judgmental, money lending, personal boundaries, protect finances, standing my ground, tough love, tough times

Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible family members who just can’t seem to get their act together? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to lend anyone money for fake car repairs or new gaming consoles here.

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and pixelated fun. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

And the best part? No one will judge you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a diamond sword instead of paying your bills. So come on, join us and leave all your financial worries behind – because on our server, the only currency that matters is the number of creepers you can defeat!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Farms Harvested:	735
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CreeperCrazeParty!

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Are you tired of boring old parties in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the parties are so wild, they make your craziest party story seem like a snooze fest! Picture this: a dance floor made entirely of diamond blocks, a DJ booth with a creeper spinning sick beats, and a VIP lounge where you can hang out with Notch himself. Trust us, once you party with us, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to party like it’s block party!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Farms Harvested:	420
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	New Chunks Explored:	808803

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Blocky Border Control

asylum seekers, blocky, border, border control, control, deportation orders, deportation procedures, deportation process, deportation statistics, EU chief, european union, human rights violations, immigration crackdown, immigration enforcement, Immigration Policy, migrant advocacy, migrant deportations, migrant detention, migrant integration, migrant resettlement, migrant rights, migrant support services, Refugee Crisis

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like one time a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and rode a pig off the edge of a cliff. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	New Chunks Explored:	375844
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Crops Grown:	1930
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Runes Activated:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Switch Kids Craft Land

Childhood, Craft, digital age, electronic devices, Entertainment, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming devices, handheld consoles, handheld devices, Handheld Gaming, interactive play, Kids, Land, Mobile Gaming, modern technology, nintendo switch, Nostalgia, portable gaming, screen time, Switch, Technology, video games

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?

not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.

but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?

so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Hack Bacteria Attack!

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Yo, on this server, we got a crazy mod where you can hack into bacteria and use them to attack cancer cells in Minecraft! Like, who knew you could be a scientist and a gamer at the same time, amirite? Join us and save the world, one pixelated tumor at a time! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even discover the secret to turning zombies into unicorns. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s fight cancer with bacteria in the wackiest way possible!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PureSkyBlock

base protection, bedrock, Clans, Cross-Play, Custom Gear, Custom Tools, custom weapons, Discord, Dungeons, Fun, Join, more enchants, one block, OneBlock, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, talismans

PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!

What we got to offer!

Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock

Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	254	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Holy Grails Found:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

acceptance, Closeted, coming out, Crafty, denial, fear, Gay, Hiding, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Minecraft, repression, Secrets, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-realization, Server, Sexuality, shame, Support

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult content, creative writing, Edition, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Long Term Roleplay, mature content, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, Roleplaying, smp, Stronk Hors, Thread

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Void Gems Collected:	26
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magic Items Found:	5177	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

aita, Army, business casual, ceremony, Communication, Competition, dress code, DressCodeDrama, family drama, family support groups, husband, Marriage, MIL, Minecraft, mother-in-law, Outfit, Pictures, Server, Shirts, Sunday best, validation, Wedding

Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Void Armor Forged:	29	Falling into the Void:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ChiliCraftSecrets

Apron, Bragging rights, chili champ, chili cook-off, ChiliCraftSecrets, Competition, DOMINATING, Experimenting, Fair Play, Family Reunion, family tradition, friendly competition, improving recipe, magic ingredient, Perfecting, recipe, secret ingredient, selfish, Special, Tips, winning

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	236
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crops Grown:	4550
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

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This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.