Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of trying to save some extra cash? Look no further! Our server is like getting a massage and dinner for two with a $250 voucher, but with a 20% discount on your first visit. And don’t worry, we won’t guilt trip you into tipping more than you planned – we appreciate the savings just like you do! Join us for a relaxing and discount-filled gaming experience like no other. Who needs expensive tips when you can tip your hat to our amazing deals instead?

Updated October 28, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested: 309 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of looking like a boring old 20-year-old man from the 1930s? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can customize your character to look like a funky fresh disco dancer from the future! Join us for a chance to strut your stuff in pixelated bell bottoms and neon afros. Who needs historical accuracy when you can have outrageous fashion choices? Join now and let your inner fashionista shine!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Lovely /pw/ Minecraft SMP, as simple as that

    Lovely /pw/ Minecraft SMP, as simple as that
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret love potion that makes everyone fall head over heels for each other! Who needs diamonds when you have love, amirite?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted golden carrots when you feed them bacon. And rumor has it that if you find the legendary pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are literally obsessed with /pw/? Trust us, it’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness that you won’t find anywhere else. So come join us and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even fall in love with a blocky pig.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Dimension Hops: 8

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • ExGFemergencyPayAITAH

    ExGFemergencyPayAITAH
    So, like, you know how Minecraft can be a total rollercoaster of emotions, right? Well, imagine if your ex-boyfriend was a creeper and you were just trying to build your diamond castle in peace, but he keeps blowing up your plans.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly your ex shows up in full diamond armor, acting all lovey-dovey one minute and then ghosting you the next. He’s like, “I need space to mine my own ores,” but then he’s asking you to craft him a new pickaxe because he “forgot” his.

    And then, out of the blue, he’s like, “Hey, can you lend me some emeralds? My villagers are on strike and I need to trade for some enchanted books.” And you’re just standing there, holding your diamond sword, thinking, “Is this guy for real?”

    But wait, it gets even crazier. He starts asking your mom for emeralds behind your back, saying he’ll pay her back when he finally gets that promotion at the village trading post. And you’re torn between wanting to help him out and not wanting to get involved in his drama anymore.

    So, yeah, if you want to experience some wild Minecraft adventures that make your ex-boyfriend drama look like a walk in the Nether, then come join our server! Who knows, maybe you’ll find some new friends who won’t blow up your castle or ask for your mom’s emeralds. It’s a total blocky soap opera, and you won’t want to miss it!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • BlackBeauty Minecraft SMP

    BlackBeauty Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and dull? Well, look no further because our server is the black sheep of the Minecraft community! Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the world of blocks and pixels.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Yes, you read that right – dancing creepers! They were busting out moves that would make Michael Jackson jealous, and our player had the time of their life boogieing down with these explosive dancers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with nothing but carrots and try to knock each other off their feathered steeds. It’s a clucking good time, trust me.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us in the land of “Black” and prepare yourself for the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and mobs. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in our server? Join now and find out for yourself!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Emeralds Found: 7667
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • PeakMaturityCraft

    PeakMaturityCraft
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of peak maturity (or lack thereof)! Join us for a wild ride filled with nonsensical shenanigans and absurdity that will have you questioning your own sanity.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a dance floor quite like this one.

    But that’s not all! Our server also boasts a magical forest where the trees are made of candy and the pigs can fly (literally). Want to ride a flying pig while munching on a candy cane tree? Look no further than our server.

    So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner child and let loose in a world of pure imagination, then come join us on our server. Who needs peak maturity when you can have peak absurdity instead? Let the madness begin!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • SwissCraft Minecraft Server

    SwissCraft Minecraft Server
    lol dis minecraft server is like switzerland givin ukraine a fat stack of US$1.7 billion for restorashun in just 4 years! imagine all da epic builds u can make with dat kinda cash flow, like u can build a diamond castle or a gold mansion or even a redstone rollercoaster dat goes all da way to da moon! plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u get a secret cheat code dat gives u unlimted diamonds and emeralds! so come join us now and get ready to flex ur building skills like never before!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Falling into the Void: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • GazaCraft: Rescued Yazidi

    GazaCraft: Rescued Yazidi
    come join dis epic minecraft server where we rescue yazidi women from ISIS in iraq and bring dem to safety in gaza with da help of israel!! we got epic quests where u gotta save dem from da bad guys and build dem a safe home in minecraft world. join now for da most heroic and crazy adventure ever!!! #yazidiwomenrescue #minecraftheroes

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 317 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Childhood Adversity Resistant to Meth

    Childhood Adversity Resistant to Meth
    LOL come join dis server if u wanna be immune to meth! like, u heard dat right, if u had a tough childhood dis is da place for u. we got so much craziness goin on in dis server, u won’t even know what hit u. we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and zombies doin da macarena. so come on over and join da fun, cuz we all about dat adversity life up in here. plus, u get a free diamond sword if u can do a backflip in real life. so what u waitin for? come join da party!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Pixel Portal Minecraft Server

    Pixel Portal Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to use as your trusty steed.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Mabel, a mysterious figure who drops exclusive loot and grants wishes to lucky players. So if you’re in need of a Mabel fix, this is the place to be! Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Rainbows Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • French People Worship Africans Minecraft SMP

    French People Worship Africans Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the French “people” have taken their love for Africans to a whole new level by worshipping them in-game! It’s like a wild party in 19th century Paris, where negrophilia and deep homosexuality reign supreme.

    Join us for a chance to build outrageous structures inspired by French-African fusion, participate in wild dance parties, and maybe even uncover the hidden secrets of Parisian history. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this unique and eccentric server?

    So come on, grab your virtual baguette and beret, and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, scratching your head, and questioning everything you thought you knew about history and culture. Vive la France!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • WeddingCraft: Third Wheel Edition

    WeddingCraft: Third Wheel Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any fiancée drama like this poor soul! Join us and build your dream world without worrying about inside jokes, third-wheeling, or feeling like a complete stranger in your own relationship. Our server is a safe space where you can truly be yourself and escape from all the wedding planning chaos. Plus, we guarantee that no one will mistake you for being in a relationship with your best friend – unless, of course, that’s what you’re into! So come join us and leave all the relationship drama behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9943 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • SoreMuscleNeedsRest – Minecraft SMP

    SoreMuscleNeedsRest – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of your body constantly nagging you to exercise and be healthy? Well, ignore that noise and join our Minecraft SMP instead! Our server is so addictive and fun that you won’t even have time to think about your health. Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server can actually increase your strength and agility in real life. So why listen to your body when you can join us and become a virtual warrior instead?

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 21
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • GrumpyCraft

    GrumpyCraft
    Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you find yourself getting grumpier with each passing year? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild!

    On our server, you can build the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. Want to create a giant toilet castle? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky physics).

    But that’s not all! We have special events like “Troll Tuesdays” where players can prank each other with exploding chickens or fake treasure chests. And every Friday night, we host a virtual dance party complete with pixelated disco balls and DJ skeletons.

    So why waste your time being a boring adult when you can join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner goofball? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Mines Excavated: 2814
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • MacronCraftEU

    MacronCraftEU
    Yo, forget about all that political drama, come join this EPIC Minecraft server instead! Emmanuel Macron might be warning about the end of the EU, but we’re here to save the day with our blocky paradise.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who decided to throw a party. But instead of blowing up everything, he invited all the players on our server for a dance-off. And guess what? The creeper won! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where all the pigs have learned how to fly. It’s like a bacon-flavored version of Peter Pan, except with more explosions and less pixie dust.

    So, if you’re tired of boring old politics and want to escape to a world where anything is possible, come join our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a dancing creeper!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Star Shards Collected: 186 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Crafty Aqua Watchers

    Crafty Aqua Watchers
    Come join our epic minecraft server where water forms at the molecular scale FOR REALZ, just like those fancy researchers said! We got water that’s so tiny you’ll need a magnifying glass to see it, it’s like a microscopic water park up in here! And guess what? The water is MAGIC, it can make you fly and turn into a unicorn if you drink it (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). So come on down and witness the wonders of science in action, only on our totally not-made-up Minecraft server!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Legendary Scepters Created: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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