lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got tiny brains but BIG DREAMS! our fruit fly diagram is gonna blow ur mind and transform ur whole dang neuroscience game. u wanna level up ur brain cells? come join us and see the magic happen. plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might just unlock the secret to telepathically communicating with fruit flies. imagine the possibilities, man. so what u waitin for? come on over and let’s get weird together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Potions Brewed: 87
Towns Built: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • DadCraft2021

    DadCraft2021
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your dad’s hurtful comments? Look no further! Join our server and lose yourself in a world where weight doesn’t matter and piglets are celebrated for their cuteness, not their size. Our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you conquer virtual challenges and build amazing structures. Plus, if your dad ever logs on, we’ll ban him faster than you can say “block him”. So come join us and leave your worries behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Gods Slained: 0
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12
    Meteorite Armor Created: 19 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • LuckyCraft SMP: FortunateFinds

    LuckyCraft SMP: FortunateFinds
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll experience luck like never before! Our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that every block you mine will drop diamonds and every mob you defeat will drop enchanted gear. One time, a player stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with stacks of Notch apples just waiting to be devoured. Another player accidentally fell into a pit of lava, only to emerge unscathed with a new set of diamond armor. The luck never stops on our server, so come join us and see just how fortunate you can get!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 20
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Chimeras Created: 4 Runes Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • BlockyBanter

    BlockyBanter
    Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft, only to have a sneaky creeper blow you up and steal all your loot? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have implemented a strict anti-creeper policy! That’s right, no more surprise explosions ruining your day!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These fearless feathered warriors will protect you from any hostile mobs that dare to come near you. Plus, they lay eggs that you can use as projectiles against your enemies. Take that, zombies!

    And if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Skydiving with Endermen” experience? Strap on your elytra and jump off our custom-built skydiving platform, where friendly Endermen will teleport you to safety just before you hit the ground. It’s the thrill of a lifetime!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking llama or discover a secret underwater city filled with mermaids. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Towns Built: 7
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • NetWars Minecraft Server

    NetWars Minecraft Server
    so, liek, dis server is so epic dat even lithuanian customs officers are gettin in on da action! we got 22 camouflage nets dat were supposed to go to russia but we said NOPE and sent dem to ukraine instead. if dat ain’t a reason to join dis server, den i dunno what is. come join us and be a part of dis crazy world where even da customs officers are gettin involved in our shenanigans. who knows what other wild stuff will happen here! come on, u know u wanna be a part of dis madness.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Love Letters Sent: 20
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Alien Abductions: 0
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • UkrainianKiddos2Russia – OmbudsmanLube

    UkrainianKiddos2Russia – OmbudsmanLube
    come join our minecraft server, where we have more fun than 20,000 ukrainian children deported to russia! dmytro lubinets can’t even handle the craziness happening here! we have so many epic adventures waiting for you, you’ll feel like you’re on a wild rollercoaster ride through the nether! build insane structures, battle crazy mobs, and maybe even find a secret diamond stash hidden by herobrine himself! don’t miss out on the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server around!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • DeflationCraft – Lower Prices, Happier Players

    DeflationCraft – Lower Prices, Happier Players
    join dis minecraft server if u want to experience the wildest adventures of ur life! we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the forests, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.

    one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of candy. they ate so much sugar that they started floating like a helium balloon.

    another player stumbled upon a hidden village where the villagers all spoke in riddles and challenged them to a dance-off. let’s just say, the player had some sick moves and won a lifetime supply of enchanted diamonds.

    if u want to be part of the most epic and ridiculous minecraft server ever, then join us now! who needs lower inflation when u can have deflation in the form of lower prices for all ur virtual goodies? come on, u know u want to!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Ores Mined: 7210 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Mommy’s PvP Daycare Server

    Mommy’s PvP Daycare Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where the only violence you’ll see is when you accidentally hit a chicken with your pickaxe! our server is so safe, even the creepers are friendly!

    we’ve got a special connection between building epic structures and improving your mental health! studies show that players who join our server are less likely to experience stress and anxiety, and more likely to have a blast!

    our server is like a virtual playground for kids under 5! they can build their own little houses, explore the vast world, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs! plus, our server is so nutritious, you’ll never go hungry with all the virtual food options!

    so come on down to our wacky minecraft server and experience the magic for yourself! who needs real life drama when you can have endless fun and adventure in our virtual world?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 15 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 39 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Divine Spears Created: 10
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • /vn/ – Minecraft SMP: Fate Stay Night Edition

    /vn/ – Minecraft SMP: Fate Stay Night Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the concept of visual novels to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with romance, drama, and pixelated tears.

    Looking for a server where you can date your favorite anime waifu? Look no further, because on our SMP, you can craft a diamond ring and propose to your virtual crush in style.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden passages. Will you be the one to uncover the mysteries hidden within?

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not challenge our resident E-celeb to a build-off? Show off your building skills and earn bragging rights for days.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of our Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate visual novel adventure! Just remember to bring your best pickaxe and a sense of humor.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 25 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • SocialMediaAddict Minecraft Server

    SocialMediaAddict Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract your wife from her social media addiction? Look no further! Join our server and watch as she spends hours building and exploring instead of mindlessly scrolling through Instagram and TikTok.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so engaging that it will cure her paranoia and irrational fears. Say goodbye to sleepless nights filled with thoughts of intruders breaking in – now she’ll be too busy crafting and mining to worry about anything else.

    And if that’s not enough, our server will even inspire her to embrace the great outdoors! No more arguments about day trips to museums and parks – she’ll be begging you to take her on adventures in the virtual world instead.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and watch as your wife’s social media addiction transforms into a love for gaming and exploration. Who knew pixels could be so powerful?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 33
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Potions Brewed: 138

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • WeddingCraft2021

    WeddingCraft2021
    Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further! Join our server and escape the real world craziness for some blocky fun!

    Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world without any stepdad drama. No pressure to accept new dads or replace beloved memories here! Plus, we don’t discriminate against ghostly dads – they get their own special seat for photos too!

    So why join our server? Because here, you can have your wedding your way without anyone telling you what to do. No need to worry about stepdads demanding special roles or moms treating deceased loved ones like replaceable accessories. It’s all about you and your blocks, baby!

    Come join us and build your way to happiness, one block at a time. Who needs family drama when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Save the Creepers!

    Save the Creepers!
    hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should. FIRST OF ALL, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. u can be rich af in no time. SECONDLY, our server is protected by a pack of wild wolves that will attack any griefers. so u can build ur masterpiece in peace. AND LASTLY, we have a secret mission to save the rare pink sheep from extinction. we are the only species that will save another species from extinction solely based on the reason that they’re going extinct. so come join us and be a hero in the minecraft world. u won’t regret it, trust me.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Pronoun Palooza – Linking Minds and Blocks

    Pronoun Palooza – Linking Minds and Blocks
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb dot com, ya know? like, we got these brain cells that are, like, super smart and stuff. they track pronouns and link them to the right person in a sentence. it’s like, whoa, mind blown, right?

    join this server if you wanna be part of the most epic pronoun tracking adventure ever. we got pronouns flying left and right, up and down. it’s a pronoun party up in here!

    imagine being able to say “he” or “she” and having these concept cells be like, “yo, i gotchu fam, i know who you talkin’ bout.” it’s like having a personal pronoun tracker in your brain, but in minecraft form.

    so, come join us on this wild ride of pronoun tracking madness. you won’t regret it, trust me. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Void Armor Forged: 13
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • 🌳 TREE SMP 🌳 [Vanilla] {SMP} {Semi-Madness} {1.21.1}

    🌳 TREE SMP 🌳 [Vanilla] {SMP} {Semi-Madness} {1.21.1}

    Tree SMP Minecraft Server

    Tree SMP has been open for a week and we will be having the end fight this upcoming Saturday, October 5th (More details on our discord). Come join us for the fun! We are looking for more active players and hoping you can join us on our Minecraft adventure.

    IP: TreeSMP.mc.gg | Discord: https://discord.gg/GUmjf7fS

    Map size Border at 6 Million (3 mil each way)
    Render Distance 10 Chunks
    Gamemode Hard
    Griefing/PvP Enabled
    TnT/Carpet duping Enabled
    Netheroof Enabled
    Bedrock break Enabled

    We’re a small Minecraft community that is restarting after the end of True SMP.

    FAQ

    1. How can I join the server?

    To join Tree SMP, simply use the IP TreeSMP.mc.gg in your Minecraft client.

    2. What is the server’s Discord server?

    You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/GUmjf7fS for more information and to connect with other players.

    3. When is the end fight taking place?

    The end fight will be happening on Saturday, October 5th. More details can be found on our Discord server.

    4. What are the server rules?

    Some of the key rules on Tree SMP include no hacking, respect other players, and no griefing outside of designated areas. More detailed rules can be found in our Discord server.

    5. Can I use mods on the server?

    We allow certain mods on the server, but it is recommended to check with the server admins or in the Discord server for a list of approved mods.

    6. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

    If you see a player breaking the rules, please report them to a server admin or moderator either in-game or through our Discord server.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Dragon Eggs Found: 946 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Zombie Dances: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Godot Fork Minecraft Server

    Godot Fork Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of waiting for Godot? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to wait for anything! Our server is so fast, even Godot himself would be impressed.

    Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. You’ll never know what to expect around the corner – maybe a unicorn riding a rainbow or a zombie doing the cha-cha.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted potato. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Emeralds Found: 3487
    Runes Activated: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 4903
    Alien Abductions: 3 Towns Built: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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