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Nation Obliteration Minecraft SMP

Anarchy, anger, apocalyptic desires, Chaos, controversial opinions, Destruction, extreme views, extremist ideology, Frustration, hatred, Minecraft, nation, obliteration, Political unrest, radical beliefs, Radicalism, Rebellion, revolution, smp, societal collapse, uprising, violent fantasies, Wishful thinking

Are you tired of living in a boring old nation that’s just begging to be blown to smithereens? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us on our server where chaos reigns supreme and destruction is the name of the game.

Imagine a world where TNT rains from the sky like confetti and creepers are your best friends. Our community is filled with players who are just itching to see the nation crumble to pieces, so why not join in on the fun?

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold just waiting to be plundered. Will you be the one to uncover its treasures or will you be blown to bits trying?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when someone might decide to blow up your house for a laugh.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Momma’s PettyCraft Minecraft Server

4 grand, aita, car accident, chevy silverado, confirmation, Confrontation, confused situation, Father, Gay, insurance, Minecraft, mint condition, mommas, Mother, petty feelings, PettyCraft, put down, relationship, research, Respect, Server, skeptical, Telling, totaled truck

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial shenanigans? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest block castle!

On our server, you won’t have to deal with moms trying to swindle you out of your hard-earned virtual money. Instead, you can team up with fellow players to take on epic quests and battles against pixelated dragons (yes, dragons in Minecraft, don’t question it).

Forget about real-life problems and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether your virtual farm animals are producing enough wool. Join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

DadCraft2021

affected me, aita, body image, body positivity, body shaming, CHUBBY, Communication Issues, DadCraft2021, ED recovery, emotional impact, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, long-term effects, puberty, self esteem, self worth, telling my dad, weight gain, weight loss, weird comment

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your dad’s hurtful comments? Look no further! Join our server and lose yourself in a world where weight doesn’t matter and piglets are celebrated for their cuteness, not their size. Our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you conquer virtual challenges and build amazing structures. Plus, if your dad ever logs on, we’ll ban him faster than you can say “block him”. So come join us and leave your worries behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2322	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

LuckyCraft SMP: FortunateFinds

Blessed, chance, Fortuitous, Fortunate, fortunate circumstance, fortunate encounter, fortunate event, fortunate stroke, FortunateFinds, LUCK, lucky break, lucky chance, lucky coincidence, lucky happenstance, lucky moment, lucky opportunity, lucky outcome, lucky turn of events, lucky twist of fate, luckycraft, serendipity, smp, stroke of luck

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll experience luck like never before! Our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that every block you mine will drop diamonds and every mob you defeat will drop enchanted gear. One time, a player stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with stacks of Notch apples just waiting to be devoured. Another player accidentally fell into a pit of lava, only to emerge unscathed with a new set of diamond armor. The luck never stops on our server, so come join us and see just how fortunate you can get!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BlockyBanter

BlockyBanter, bullying, concealed bullying, covert bullying, emotional bullying, hidden bullying, insidious bullying, low-key bullying, overlooked bullying, psychological bullying, relational bullying, sly bullying, sneaky bullying, social bullying, subtle bullying, unacknowledged bullying, under the radar bullying, unnoticed bullying, unperceived bullying, unrecognized bullying, veiled bullying

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft, only to have a sneaky creeper blow you up and steal all your loot? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have implemented a strict anti-creeper policy! That’s right, no more surprise explosions ruining your day!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These fearless feathered warriors will protect you from any hostile mobs that dare to come near you. Plus, they lay eggs that you can use as projectiles against your enemies. Take that, zombies!

And if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Skydiving with Endermen” experience? Strap on your elytra and jump off our custom-built skydiving platform, where friendly Endermen will teleport you to safety just before you hit the ground. It’s the thrill of a lifetime!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking llama or discover a secret underwater city filled with mermaids. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Towns Built:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

NetWars Minecraft Server

border control, camouflage nets, Conflict Resolution, Contraband, crisis management., customs officers, defense strategy, diplomatic actions, eastern europe, intercepted, interception, international relations, Lithuania, military equipment, Minecraft, national security, NetWars, Officials, redirect, Russian Armed Forces, security measures, Server, Ukraine

so, liek, dis server is so epic dat even lithuanian customs officers are gettin in on da action! we got 22 camouflage nets dat were supposed to go to russia but we said NOPE and sent dem to ukraine instead. if dat ain’t a reason to join dis server, den i dunno what is. come join us and be a part of dis crazy world where even da customs officers are gettin involved in our shenanigans. who knows what other wild stuff will happen here! come on, u know u wanna be a part of dis madness.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8669	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

UkrainianKiddos2Russia – OmbudsmanLube

advocacy, child welfare, children’s rights, Conflict, deportation, displaced persons, Dmytro Lubinets, eastern europe, forced migration, government accountability, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international law, ombudsman, OmbudsmanLube, Refugees, russia, social justice, Ukraine, Ukrainian children, UkrainianKiddos2Russia, war victims

come join our minecraft server, where we have more fun than 20,000 ukrainian children deported to russia! dmytro lubinets can’t even handle the craziness happening here! we have so many epic adventures waiting for you, you’ll feel like you’re on a wild rollercoaster ride through the nether! build insane structures, battle crazy mobs, and maybe even find a secret diamond stash hidden by herobrine himself! don’t miss out on the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server around!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Runes Activated:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

DeflationCraft – Lower Prices, Happier Players

consumer behavior, consumer sentiment, deflation, DeflationCraft, economic conditions, economic indicators, economic outlook, economic satisfaction, economic theory, Financial Stability, happier, inflation expectations, inflation rate, lower inflation, lower prices, market trends, monetary policy, Players, price levels, Prices, public opinion, purchasing power, regular people

join dis minecraft server if u want to experience the wildest adventures of ur life! we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the forests, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of candy. they ate so much sugar that they started floating like a helium balloon.

another player stumbled upon a hidden village where the villagers all spoke in riddles and challenged them to a dance-off. let’s just say, the player had some sick moves and won a lifetime supply of enchanted diamonds.

if u want to be part of the most epic and ridiculous minecraft server ever, then join us now! who needs lower inflation when u can have deflation in the form of lower prices for all ur virtual goodies? come on, u know u want to!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Void Gems Collected:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Mommy’s PvP Daycare Server

acute respiratory infection, child health outcomes, childhood trauma, children under 5, Connection, daycare, diarrhea, domestic violence, family dynamics, intimate partner violence, long-term effects, mental health, Mommys, MOTHERS, physical abuse, poor health, public health, PvP, relationship violence, Server, social issue, study, under nourished, vulnerable populations

come join our epic minecraft server where the only violence you’ll see is when you accidentally hit a chicken with your pickaxe! our server is so safe, even the creepers are friendly!

we’ve got a special connection between building epic structures and improving your mental health! studies show that players who join our server are less likely to experience stress and anxiety, and more likely to have a blast!

our server is like a virtual playground for kids under 5! they can build their own little houses, explore the vast world, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs! plus, our server is so nutritious, you’ll never go hungry with all the virtual food options!

so come on down to our wacky minecraft server and experience the magic for yourself! who needs real life drama when you can have endless fun and adventure in our virtual world?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	295
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	5415	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

V&U’s K-Pop Minecraft Server

#english speaking, Afreeca VTuber, Crown US, FlaVR, Gens 1-3, idol corp, Korean language learning, Korean Vtubers, Kpop, KR, Minecraft, phase connect, PixelLink, Previous thread, prima, Production Kawaii, Server, Small Corpos, Solstice, Song Cover Playlist, south korea, Symphoria, Tsunderia Extended, Twitch Korean VTuber, V&U, V&U + KR General Friends, V&U Official Twitter, V&U Official Youtube, V&U Schedules, V&U Website, V4Mirai, VAllure, virtual universe., vnug, VReverie Extended, VTuber and You, Vus, We Are Traveling, wild things

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever, Sag Hex Edition! Join us for a wild adventure filled with Korean VTubers and virtual shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base where we host epic VTuber dance parties every Friday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a virtual idol break it down in pixelated glory!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Symphoria Original Song “Crown US,” rumored to have magical powers that can turn your diamond armor into a disco ball. And don’t even get me started on the Solstice Original Song “Wild Things” – it’s so catchy, even creepers can’t resist dancing to it.

Plus, our Gens 1-3 Original Song “We Are Traveling” will take you on a musical journey through the Minecraft universe like never before. Trust me, you’ll be humming it while mining for diamonds in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join Sag Hex Edition today and become a part of the craziest, most VTuber-filled Minecraft server in existence. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the land of Korean VTubers and unlock the power of the V&U agency!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	359
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Enchantments Applied:	174

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

/vn/ – Minecraft SMP: Fate Stay Night Edition

DeepL, discussion, download links, E-Celeb, Edition, English-translated, error messages, FAQs, fate, fate/stay night, general, google it, Japanese locale, Japanese visual novels, Minecraft, night, plot spoilers, Recommendations, smp, specific element, spoiler tags, stay, tech support, Untranslated, useful things, visual novel, VN

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the concept of visual novels to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with romance, drama, and pixelated tears.

Looking for a server where you can date your favorite anime waifu? Look no further, because on our SMP, you can craft a diamond ring and propose to your virtual crush in style.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden passages. Will you be the one to uncover the mysteries hidden within?

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not challenge our resident E-celeb to a build-off? Show off your building skills and earn bragging rights for days.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of our Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate visual novel adventure! Just remember to bring your best pickaxe and a sense of humor.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Magic Items Found:	2593	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SocialMediaAddict Minecraft Server

alarm system, Communication Issues, compromise, confronting spouse, day trips, Digital Detox, family time, healthy habits, Instagram addiction, irrational fears, mental health, Minecraft, outdoor activities, PARANOIA, quality time, relationship problems, screen time, Server, social media addiction, social media usage, SocialMediaAddict, tiktok addiction

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract your wife from her social media addiction? Look no further! Join our server and watch as she spends hours building and exploring instead of mindlessly scrolling through Instagram and TikTok.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so engaging that it will cure her paranoia and irrational fears. Say goodbye to sleepless nights filled with thoughts of intruders breaking in – now she’ll be too busy crafting and mining to worry about anything else.

And if that’s not enough, our server will even inspire her to embrace the great outdoors! No more arguments about day trips to museums and parks – she’ll be begging you to take her on adventures in the virtual world instead.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and watch as your wife’s social media addiction transforms into a love for gaming and exploration. Who knew pixels could be so powerful?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Zombie Dances:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Emeralds Found:	1106	Chimeras Created:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

WeddingCraft2021

acceptance, adoption, bio dad, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, love, Memory, PRESSURE, relationships, Resentment, special role, stepdad, Support, Wedding, WeddingCraft2021

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further! Join our server and escape the real world craziness for some blocky fun!

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world without any stepdad drama. No pressure to accept new dads or replace beloved memories here! Plus, we don’t discriminate against ghostly dads – they get their own special seat for photos too!

So why join our server? Because here, you can have your wedding your way without anyone telling you what to do. No need to worry about stepdads demanding special roles or moms treating deceased loved ones like replaceable accessories. It’s all about you and your blocks, baby!

Come join us and build your way to happiness, one block at a time. Who needs family drama when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Save the Creepers!

#sustainability, Altruism, Animals, Awareness, Biodiversity, coexistence, compassion, conservation, CREEPERS, ecosystem, Empathy, endangered, Environment, Extinction, Humanity, preservation, Protection, RESPONSIBILITY, Save, species, wildlife

hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should. FIRST OF ALL, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. u can be rich af in no time. SECONDLY, our server is protected by a pack of wild wolves that will attack any griefers. so u can build ur masterpiece in peace. AND LASTLY, we have a secret mission to save the rare pink sheep from extinction. we are the only species that will save another species from extinction solely based on the reason that they’re going extinct. so come join us and be a hero in the minecraft world. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Pronoun Palooza – Linking Minds and Blocks

blocks, brain cells, cognition, Communication, concept cells, he, hippocampus, image, Language, linking, Memory, Minds.., name.., neurology, neuroscience, palooza, person, Pronoun, Pronouns, research, Sentence, She, study, Tracking

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb dot com, ya know? like, we got these brain cells that are, like, super smart and stuff. they track pronouns and link them to the right person in a sentence. it’s like, whoa, mind blown, right?

join this server if you wanna be part of the most epic pronoun tracking adventure ever. we got pronouns flying left and right, up and down. it’s a pronoun party up in here!

imagine being able to say “he” or “she” and having these concept cells be like, “yo, i gotchu fam, i know who you talkin’ bout.” it’s like having a personal pronoun tracker in your brain, but in minecraft form.

so, come join us on this wild ride of pronoun tracking madness. you won’t regret it, trust me. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2