TimeyCraft: Chat with Mini You | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Step right up, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and travel back in time to have a hilarious chat with your younger self! That’s right, you can give your past self all the advice and wisdom you wish you had growing up. Want to warn yourself about that embarrassing haircut you got in middle school? Done. Want to tell yourself to invest in Bitcoin early on? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to some of the craziest events you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From pig races to llama rodeos, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get us started on our epic treasure hunts that will have you digging for diamonds like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the time-traveling shenanigans begin! Trust us, your younger self will thank you for it.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

GiftGoneWrongCraft

Assertiveness, body image, Boundaries, Boyfriend, canceling gifts, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Emotional Abuse, emotional intelligence, Gaslighting, gift, GiftGoneWrongCraft, Insecurity, love language, morning routine, relationship, Respect, self esteem, self worth, self-care, toxic behavior

Looking for a Minecraft server that will treat you better than this boyfriend? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being called “piggly wiggly” again! Our players are always supportive and kind, no belly fat grabbing allowed here!

We have crazy events like “Spaghetti Sauce Scavenger Hunt” where you can win amazing prizes like iPads (that you actually want)! And if your boyfriend tries to buy you one without your consent, just cancel the order and come play on our server instead!

Join now for a drama-free, fun-filled Minecraft experience! Who needs a mean boyfriend when you can have a supportive Minecraft community by your side?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	457	Dragon Eggs Found:	4984

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

VenezuelaBadSaudiNot | Minecraft SMP

authoritarianism, Democracy, Diplomacy, double standards, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, human rights violations, Hypocrisy, international relations, interventionism, Latin America, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, regime change, sanctions, Saudi Arabia, smp, united states, Usa, Venezuela, VenezuelaBadSaudiNot

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera! We’ve got players from all over the world, including Venezuela and Saudi Arabia, but don’t worry – we promise no human rights violations here (unless you count stealing diamonds from your neighbor’s chest)! Plus, rumor has it that the reason the USA sanctioned Venezuela is because they found out their president was actually a creeper in disguise. As for Saudi Arabia, well, let’s just say their ruler has a secret underground base full of enchanted golden apples. So come join us for a server experience that’s more unpredictable than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1417	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Villages Defended:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MineBurntOutCraft

Burnout, difficulty concentrating, emotional exhaustion, FATIGUE, feeling hopeless, feeling irritable, feeling overwhelmed, insomnia, lack of energy, lack of motivation, loss of interest, mental exhaustion, mental health, MineBurntOutCraft, physical exhaustion, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, signs of burnout, Stress Management, work stress, work-life balance

Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to find nothing but dirt and gravel? Do you feel like your crafting skills are as rusty as a zombie’s sword? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs, mining for diamonds in a sea of lava, and building a castle so magnificent that even the Ender Dragon would be jealous. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted trying to join the fun!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with rare loot, PvP battles that will test your skills against the toughest players, and even a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	258	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Gods Slained:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BlockBlasters: Raiding with Style

armed group, BlockBlasters, economic struggles, financial constraints, financial crisis, financial crisis management, financial difficulties, financial woes, funding issues, fundraising challenges, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, Israeli bombardment, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military Funding, money problems, political instability, Raiding, regional conflict, Style, terrorist organization

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got Hezbollah running out of money because of Israeli bombardment! Like, who knew Minecraft could be so lit, amirite? Join us for some explosive fun and help us rebuild our virtual world after all the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to say they survived a war in Minecraft? It’s like hardcore mode IRL, but way more fun. So come on, join us and let’s make some history together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4288	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

TrulyMine – 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

1.21, 1.8, 1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Cheats, Clans, classic, Community, Creative, Custom Plugins, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Factions, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, Gaming, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, RPG, Server, Survival, TrulyMine, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat

The owner of the server “TrulyMine – 1.8 – 1.21” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Gapple Ultra-Hardcore: Where mining diamonds is just as easy as finding a parking spot in a crowded mall

Apocalypse, Competition, crowded, Datapack, diamonds, Discord, dragons, EASY, finding, Gapple, Hardcore, Mall, Minecraft, Mining, multiplayer, Parking, Points, Prizes, PvE, PvP, rules, Score, Server, Skeletons, Spawn, spot, Survival, Uhc, ultrahardcore, zombies

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	One life to live your best life. DoN’T DiE! Ultra-Hardcore mining for 272 weeks in a row.
Server Name	Gapple Minecraft Server
Minecraft Server Address	gapple.mchost.pro or 108.181.90.14:26998
Goal	Stay alive and earn points

FAQ

What is the prize for winning the Sunday competition?

The current prize selections could include a revive on the persistent ultra-hardcore world, or an in-game advancement shout-out. Details can be found in the Discord channel.

Are there specific rules for the server?

Yes, the server rules include playing fair and friendly, not using client-side mods that give unfair advantages, and no hacking, xray resource packs, or hacked clients on the servers.

What is the Apocalypse DataPack on the server?

The Apocalypse DataPack includes various enhancements and challenges such as players killed by a zombie becoming a zombie, enhanced skeletons, biting bats, and more. It adds a unique twist to the gameplay.

Is there a Discord server for communication?

Yes, you can join the Discord server using the invite link: https://discord.gg/EP5Y9C7

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	156	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Mines Excavated:	1064
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Big Brother vs Little Brother Minecraft Server

big, big brother, brother, brotherly advice, brotherly bond, brotherly guidance, brotherly mentorship, brotherly protection, brotherly role model, family conflict, family dynamics, little brother, love hate relationship, Minecraft, Server, sibling competition, sibling jealousy, sibling misunderstanding, sibling reconciliation, sibling relationships, sibling resentment, sibling rivalry, sibling support, tough love

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate sibling rivalry between Big Brother and Little Brother! Big Brother may seem like he’s always picking on Little Brother, but it’s just tough love in disguise (or is it?). Join our server to witness epic battles, hilarious pranks, and heartwarming moments of brotherly love…or is it hate?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where players can uncover hidden treasures and face off against mutant zombie chickens (yes, you read that right). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and a really nice tan.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with drama, adventure, and plenty of laughs. Just remember, Big Brother is always watching…but is he really? 😉

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	275

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

DFT – Diamond Farming Team – Minecraft SMP

America, CONSERVATIVE, current events, debate, Democracy, Democrat, dft, Diamond, donald trump, election, Farming, Government, liberal, MAGA, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Minecraft, News, policy, Politics, president, REPUBLICAN, smp, TEAM, trump, Usa, Voting

Welcome to /dft/ – Donald Fucking Trump Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t express your love for politics and fist pumping? Look no further, because on /dft/ you can talk about your favorite policies, jerk off (figuratively, of course), and fist pump your way to victory!

Join us for insane stories like the time Donald Trump built a wall around the entire server to keep out creepers, or when he rode a giant golden pig into battle against the Ender Dragon. With outrageous reasons to join like free MAGA hats for all new players and a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks, you’ll never want to leave /dft/!

So come on down to /dft/ – where the only rule is to have a yuge amount of fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CakeBlock Minecraft Server

appreciation, Backlash, baking, baking projects, Birthday Party, cake decorating, CakeBlock, cakes, Effort, Events, Friends, Frustration, Guilt, homemade cakes, kids birthday, love baking, Minecraft, selfish, Server, special occasion, store-bought, taken for granted

Are you tired of baking cakes for ungrateful friends who don’t appreciate your culinary masterpieces? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you!

Join our server and unleash your baking skills in a virtual world where your cakes will always be met with praise and admiration. No more tears over rejected cakes or ungrateful friends – here, every slice is a slice of heaven!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret recipe for a cake that grants you superpowers in the game. Imagine flying through the pixelated skies or shooting fireballs from your fingertips, all thanks to your baking prowess!

So come on over and join us on this sweet adventure where your cakes are always the star of the show. Don’t let those ungrateful friends bring you down – rise up and conquer the baking world in our Minecraft server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Mines Excavated:	3407	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NormalButWeirdMCSMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on a giant chicken while battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot. Or how about participating in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond-encrusted saddle?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to explore a secret underground base filled with talking cows who are plotting to take over the server? Or how about joining a quest to find the legendary enchanted potato that grants wishes but also has a tendency to explode?

If you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, then join our server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	40	Animals Bred:	167
Dragon Scales Harvested:	297	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftyCrepesAndCaves

avocado toast, bagel and lox, Breakfast, breakfast burrito, breakfast ideas, breakfast sandwich, brunch, CraftyCrepesAndCaves, crepes, favorite dish, Food, French toast, frittata, granola, hash browns, non-traditional, oatmeal, PANCAKES, smoothie bowl, waffles, yogurt parfait

Are you tired of the same old boring breakfast options in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server offers a virtual buffet of breakfast dishes that will make your taste buds do the cha-cha slide! From pancake towers taller than the Eiffel Tower to waffle sandwiches stuffed with diamond-encrusted butter, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of pigs who have mastered the art of cooking up the most delectable breakfast feasts you’ve ever laid eyes on. Rumor has it they even have a bacon waterfall that flows with maple syrup!

So if you’re ready to embark on a culinary adventure like no other, join our server and feast your way to breakfast bliss! Who needs bacon and eggs when you have diamond-studded pancakes and bacon waterfalls, am I right?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftyIsrael Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Conflict, cost, CraftyIsrael, Damage, Defense, Destruction, financial impact, Infrastructure, international relations, IRan attack, Israel, long tail tag, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile attack, political tension, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, tens of millions, War

so, like, u know how in minecraft u can build stuff and break stuff and just go crazy? well, this server is like that but on steroids, bro.

like, imagine this: u join the server and suddenly u are in the middle of a war between Iran and Israel. but get this, u are the one who has to save Israel from the attack. u gotta build defenses, gather resources, and fight off the enemy. it’s like a real-life battle but in minecraft.

and get this, if u manage to save Israel, u get rewarded with tons of diamonds and gold. like, who wouldn’t want to join a server where u can be a hero and get rich at the same time?

so come on, join the server and show everyone what u got. let’s save Israel and get rich together, bro.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Void Gems Collected:	22
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

NaziFlagOopsieCraft

anti-semitism, Apology, community outrage, controversy, court hearing, cultural insensitivity, Hate Speech, Inappropriate Behavior, Israeli flag, legal consequences, Nazi swastika, NaziFlagOopsieCraft, offensive display, offensive symbol, public apology, regretful actions, restaurateur, social media backlash, Sydney, unacceptable behavior

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have the craziest adventures ever. one time, we found a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and creepers riding pigs. it was wild, bro.

also, like, we have this super rare item called the “unicorn horn” that lets you fly around the server and shoot rainbow lasers at other players. it’s, like, totally OP, dude.

oh, and, like, our admin once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. it was, like, so majestic, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

so, like, come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally rad adventures ever. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

EarthCube

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival Games, Towny, Towny Factions Earth Map Community Building Minecraft sports Siege wars Survival PvP Economy Minigames Custom plugins Quests Exploration Roleplay Dungeons Magic Clans Events Crafting, Vanilla

EarthCube is a Towny/Fractions server on a Earth Map! The community here is active and there is never ending fun with building, mc sports, and siege wars!.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Animals Bred:	61
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Game Freak Data Heist Minecraft Server

1TB data stolen, cyber attack, cyber security incident, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data, data breach, data breach news, data leak, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, data theft, digital theft, Freak, Game, game freak, Game Freak breach, gaming industry cyber attack, Hacker, HACKING, heist, Information Security, Minecraft, Server, stolen data

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with endless amounts of space? Well, look no further because our server only has 50GB of space for you to build and explore! Why, you ask? Because our server is located on a top-secret government base and we can’t risk sharing too much information with the public. Join us for the thrill of living on the edge of server space limitations!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who never learned how to explode properly. He’s been known to sneak up on unsuspecting players and give them a friendly hug instead of blowing them up. It’s a real blast!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure. But be warned, the dungeon is guarded by a pack of zombie chickens who are not afraid to peck you to death if you try to steal their shiny loot.

So come join us on our limited space, haunted, treasure-filled Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other! Just remember to watch out for those zombie chickens.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Potions Brewed:	55	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.