Timepvp network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Eternal Realm 1.20

advanced movement guide, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, ETERNAL, Feedback, Hero, item builds, Liquipedia, new player guide, Patch, Realm, sandbox mode, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5660
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Crops Grown:	8317	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Animals Bred:	112	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	824089	Potions Brewed:	134
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate edition of Minecraft but on steroids. Forget about boring old regular Minecraft, this server is where it’s at.

Steam Page? Nah, we don’t need that, we’re too cool for Steam. Just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited, but don’t be a total autist about it.

And once you’re in, you gotta do the tutorial and play around in sandbox mode. Get to know each hero like they’re your best friend. And don’t forget to explore public item builds, because that’s how you git gud, bro.

Oh, and if you need more info, check out the Unofficial Wiki or the New Player Guide. We got all the resources you need to dominate this server like a boss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Chop My Blocks into Pieces Minecraft SMP

Band, blocks, breakdown, chop, coping, Cut, cut my life into pieces, emotional, Life, long tail, Lyrics, mental health, Minecraft, Music, nu metal, Papa Roach, Pieces, Rock, smp, song, stress, tags, Therapy

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1217
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Votes:	1515	Crops Grown:	9549
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your diamond armor.

We have epic events like “Build Battle Royale” where you have to construct a castle out of nothing but slime blocks and obsidian in under 10 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted golden carrots.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and let’s “CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES” together!

LuxVacayPayback Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotions, Expectations, Fairness, financial struggle, friendship, Frustration, loyalty, luxury vacation, LuxVacayPayback, Minecraft, MONEY, Priorities, Repayment, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6044
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4022	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and diamonds are borrowed! Join us for a wild ride of betrayal, luxury vacations, and financial struggles.

Ever wanted to lend your in-game diamonds to a friend, only to see them jet off to a virtual Hawaii resort instead of paying you back? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Embark on epic adventures, build extravagant resorts, and enjoy lavish meals with your virtual friends. But beware, because when it comes to repaying debts, things can get a little dicey.

So come join us on our server, where drama unfolds, friendships are tested, and the only currency that matters is diamonds. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the luxury and betrayal you could ever dream of in Minecraft? See you there!

FosterCraft: No Wishlist, Just Fun!

aita, ANONYMOUS, Charity, children, christmas, christmas gift, Disappointment, financial constraints, foster care, foster child, foster parent, FosterCraft, Fun, Generosity, gift, Giving, holiday, Jeans, Outfit, SNEAKERS, volunteer, Wishlist

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2961
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in giving back to the community, just like this player tried to do with a foster child’s Christmas wishlist! Join us and you might just find yourself in a similar situation, trying to make someone’s holiday season a little brighter.

Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the disappointment that child felt when they didn’t get the full outfit they wanted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter here?

So come on, join us and be part of a server that is all about spreading joy and laughter, even if it means facing some tough decisions along the way. You never know what kind of heartwarming or hilarious stories you’ll walk away with.

RedSeaRumble Minecraft Server

accident, Air Force, aircraft, Combat, Conflict, Defense, F/A-18, Friendly Fire, Incident, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, naval forces, Navy, pilot error, Red Sea, RedSeaRumble, Server, Tragedy, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1419
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magic Items Found:	4073
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the navy shoots down its own planes for fun in the red sea battle!! watch as the pilots try to escape the wrath of their own comrades while building epic bases and fighting off mobs with their bare hands. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos and madness of the red sea fight! but be warned, only the bravest and craziest players will make it out alive!

Abyss SMP

abyss, active community, Community, Discord, discord server, entry form, Friends, Graves, Grief Protection, lag reduction, laid back, Leaf decay, Mods, proximity chat, quality of life, Small, Small Community, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, whitelist confirmations

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3874
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1835
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	485
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	13

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	SMP
Mods	Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves

RULES:

No Bullying
Respect Boundaries
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission
No Nether Roof Travel
No Glitch/Exploit Abuse

Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there whitelist conformations?	Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings.
How long does it take to get whitelisted?	It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually.
Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet?	Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted.
How big is the server?	It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it.

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

Mystic Heights Server 1.21.1

1.21.1, DATING, dating advice, finding love, Girlfriend, height, height preference, Heights, Insecurities, love life, mystic, personal growth, physical appearance, relationship goals, relationships, romantic partners, self esteem, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Server, short men, societal standards, tall men

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9078
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
New Chunks Explored:	235490	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Villages Defended:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

OMG, bro, forget about getting a gf, join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated babes for days, and they don’t care about your height! Plus, our server is like a virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh reality of being short! So come on, join us and let’s mine and craft our way to love and happiness!

Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Canada, Canadian, controversy, Diplomacy, Government, INSULTED, international relations, Media, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, president, reaction, smp, social media, trump, Trumps, tweets, united states, Video, viral

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7679
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	627116	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Alien Abductions:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Void Gems Collected:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!

FanBlanketCraft

air circulation, bedroom comfort, bedroom setup, blanket, comfort, Cooling, Cozy, electric fan, fan noise, FanBlanketCraft, insomnia, nighttime routine, personal preference, Relaxation, sleep environment, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, temperature control, ventilation, white noise

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6947
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	210	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Are you tired of living life on the edge with your electric fan and blanket combo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a fan-tastic experience that will blow you away!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!

Total Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Builder, challenge, control, DOMINATE, Experience, Hardcore, Massive World, Playground, PvP, raw minecraft, Resources, SETTLE, Survival, Thrive, TOTAL, Unrestricted, untouched, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6211
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Star Shards Collected:	238
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Experience True Minecraft Survival!

Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Features	Details
Massive World	World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
Minimal Rules	Only rule is no hacking
Pure Gameplay	No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
Hardcore Survival Awaits	Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

Q: Is there any teleportation available?

A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5632
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Crops Grown:	6909	Enchantments Applied:	277
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7450
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3723
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8861
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!

AquaCraft: Sink or Swim!

AquaCraft, aquatic civilization, aquatic living, deep sea living, marine civilization, marine life, Ocean exploration, oceanic civilization, oceanic living, SINK, swim, underwater adventure, Underwater City, underwater civilization, underwater dreams, underwater environment, underwater fantasy, underwater habitat, underwater living, underwater living concept, underwater society, underwater technology, underwater world

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5193
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Star Shards Collected:	198	Magic Items Found:	4439

Are you tired of living on dry land like a basic blockhead? Do you dream of swimming with the squids and building your underwater palace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your aquatic dreams!

Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.

So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!