Timepvp network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ShowerCraft: GF Betrayal 😱

aita, Asshole, Behavior, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, feelings, Girlfriend, Honesty, Monogamous, overreacting, relationship, ShowerCraft, showered, someone else, together, Trust, UNACCEPTABLE, vacation

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7813
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where showering with someone else is not only accepted, but encouraged! Imagine the fun you’ll have building shower houses with your friends and taking communal showers together. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server of shower buddies?

Join now and experience the thrill of showering with your best friend’s sister, your neighbor’s cat, or even a random villager from the nearest village. The possibilities are endless and the water is always warm!

Don’t worry about cheating or monogamy here, because on our server, showering with multiple people is just a normal day in the blocky world. So come on in, lather up, and let the shower shenanigans begin!

Poop Panic Server

bathroom urgency, Bowel Movements, digestive system, digestive urgency, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, holding it in, intestinal distress, Panic, Poop, poop urgency, poop urgency causes, poop urgency differences, poop urgency explanation, poop urgency factors, poop urgency reasons, poop urgency triggers, Server, Urgency, urgent bathroom needs, urgent bathroom trips, urgent bowel movements, urgent poops

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8604
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	8806	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Farms Harvested:	691
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh your pants off? Well, look no further because our server will have you running to the bathroom in no time!

Join our server for the most urgent and hilarious poops you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our virtual toilets are always overflowing with excitement and adventure.

Why wait hours to go to the bathroom when you can join our server and feel the urge to poop instantly? Trust us, you won’t be able to hold it in once you see all the crazy shenanigans happening on our server.

So come on, join us for a wild ride and experience the most outrageous poops of your Minecraft life!

Booger Smell Free Zone

body functions, booger, Boogers, Curiosity, discovery, free, gross, health, hygiene, Medical, mucus, Mystery, nasal discharge, odd, olfactory senses, peculiar, sense of smell, sensory experience, smell, strange, unknown, Zone

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7349
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Animals Bred:	25
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

join our epic minecraft server if you want to discover the true meaning of boogers! we have a secret underground booger mine where you can dig for the rarest and smelliest boogers in all of minecraft land.

rumor has it that if you collect enough boogers, you can summon the booger king and he will grant you three wishes. one player even wished for a pet dragon made entirely out of boogers!

but that’s not all, our server also has a booger-themed parkour course where you can jump from snot-covered platform to snot-covered platform. it’s not for the faint of heart, but the rewards are booger-tastic!

so come join us and experience the booger-filled adventure of a lifetime. who knows, you might even become the booger king yourself!

FUCK SERVACK Minecraft server

AMATEURS, convenience, Free Time, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, network plugins, Server, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1265
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Minecrafters are amateurs who play for fun in their free time. We have a vanilla server, diluted with a small pinch of network plugins that do not interfere with the overall gameplay, but only make it more convenient.

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Lavbyte SMP

Anti-Xray, Cheating, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Harassment, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, rules, Server, smp, Streamers, Survival, Tpa, twitch, US region, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7157
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	198
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival Server
Version	Java 1.21.4
Focus	Youtube/Twitch Collaboration
Location	South US region

Server Highlights

Land claims, TPA, currency, world-backups, protection, anti-xray, etc!
Strict rules against cheating and harassment

Interested?

Apply through our Google Form: https://forms.gle/QTBiShAZW8QKtUre6

Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without applying?	No, all players must apply through the Google Form for approval.
What are the rules on the server?	The rules are very brief – no cheating of any kind and no harassment.
How can I collaborate with other Youtubers/Twitch streamers on the server?	Once approved and added to the whitelist, you can connect with other content creators through Discord.

Dreamscape Haven 1.21.3

1.21.3, bedtime, dreamscape, getting up, Haven, Hungry, insomnia, nighttime routine, repeat, Sleep, sleep aid, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep habits, sleep medication, sleep meds, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep routine, sleep schedule, Wake Up

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3982
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where sleep meds are the currency!

Why bother with real life when you can just pop some pills and sleep your problems away in our virtual world?

Become a sleep-deprived maniac and build the most insane structures while under the influence of our sleep meds economy!

Who needs reality when you can just keep repeating the cycle of sleep, hunger, and more sleep meds on our server?

Join now and enter the land of never-ending slumber and questionable life choices!

MomLifeCraft Server

Boundaries, Burdens, children, cleanliness, compassion, control, Dysfunction, Enabling, ENTITLEMENT, friendship, Gratitude, Hoarding, homelessness, intervention, judgmental, MomLifeCraft, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, spiritual growth, Struggles, Support

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8526
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your friend’s life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, messiness, and unapologetic kids running amok! 🤪

🚗 Need a ride to work? We got you covered! Just like how I’ve been chauffeuring my friend around, we’ll make sure you get to your destination in style (or at least in one piece)! 🚕

🏠 Our server is like my friend’s apartment – completely filthy and full of surprises! Who knows what kind of trash you’ll find lying around or what decor your kids might accidentally break? It’s all part of the fun! 🤣

🙅‍♀️ Tired of people-pleasing and ready to call out entitled behavior? You’ll fit right in! Just like how I finally stood up to my friend, you can let loose and speak your mind without fear of judgment (well, maybe a little judgment, but who’s keeping track?) 😈

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where dysfunction follows you at every turn. It’s like living in a real-life soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of annoying neighbors! 🎮 #MinecraftMadness

GradCraft: Parental Priorities

anger, autism, Emotional support, family dynamics, family relationships, family responsibilities, Family Support, GradCraft, Graduation, graduation ceremony, graduation tickets, Parental, parents, personal growth, Priorities, Prioritization, Resentment, Siblings, special needs, Struggle, Support, Understanding, University

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9375
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	182
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Potions Brewed:	199
Magic Items Found:	7779	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Farms Harvested:	674	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	50
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize you over everyone else – even your little sister! Are you tired of playing second fiddle to your sibling with special needs? Look no further, because on our server, YOU are the star of the show!

Join us for epic adventures and graduation ceremonies that last for hours – because your achievements deserve to be celebrated in style. No need to worry about your parents ditching you for your sister’s bad day, because here, we only care about YOU and your success.

Don’t let your family dynamic hold you back from enjoying the spotlight you deserve. Invite your friends to join us and bask in the glory of being the top priority. Who needs parents at your graduation when you have a whole server full of supporters cheering you on?

So come on over to our server and let us show you the love and attention you’ve been missing out on. Because on our server, it’s all about YOU!

$1M Surgeon vs $40K EMS

10. Critical care, 11. Health services, 12. Emergency response, 13. Healthcare professionals, 14. Medical expenses, 15. Financial impact, 16. Life support, 17. Healthcare system, 18. Medical costs, 19. Emergency medical services, 2. Surgeon, 20. Surgical procedures, 3. EMS, 4. Healthcare, 40k, 5. Medical, 6. Emergency, 7. Services, 8. Saving lives, 9. Life-saving, EMS, Patients, Surgeon

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9563
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magic Items Found:	4594
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Enchantments Applied:	220
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT MORE BLOCKS THAN A LEGO STORE! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE!

ONE TIME, A PLAYER FOUND A DIAMOND THE SIZE OF A HOUSE AND BUILT A CASTLE OUT OF IT! ANOTHER TIME, A PIG GREW WINGS AND STARTED FLYING AROUND GIVING OUT GOLDEN CARROTS!

IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU MIGHT JUST FIND A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH LLAMAS THAT TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE GIANT CHICKENS THAT LAY DIAMOND EGGS!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! WHO NEEDS A $1,000,000 SURGEON WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A $40,000 EMS SAVING YOU FROM CREEPER EXPLOSIONS!

OrbitMC

Active Staff, best possible, Community, Experience, Fun, get involved, Growing, Hermitcraft-like, Java 1.21.4, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Whitelist

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2617
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Welcome to OrbitMC!
We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!
If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree the provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!
https://linktr.ee/orbitmc

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	You can join by visiting our Linktree and following the provided ways to get involved and join the server. Once you join, make sure to whitelist yourself to start playing.
Is OrbitMC a vanilla server?	We are a semi-vanilla server, which means we have some plugins and modifications to enhance gameplay while still keeping the essence of vanilla Minecraft.
How active is the staff team on OrbitMC?	Our staff team is very active and dedicated to ensuring a positive and enjoyable experience for all players on the server.
Can I invite my friends to join OrbitMC?	Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server and become part of our community.

Epic Anime Adventure 1.20

Absurd, Adventure, amusing, Anime, anime humor, comedic relief, comedy, dumb fun, Enjoyable, Entertainment, Epic, funny, guilty pleasure, humor, lighthearted, Like.., mindless entertainment, mindless humor, Ridiculous, ridiculous humor, silly, stupid

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5449
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Animals Bred:	77
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some next-level sh*t. We got anime everywhere, like seriously, it’s like living in a weeb’s dream.

You’ll be mining diamonds while watching Naruto fight Sasuke, like what even is reality anymore? And the best part is, we have a secret underground bunker where we reenact all the dumbest scenes from your favorite anime.

So if you’re into stupid sh*t and Minecraft, this server is the place to be. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Senpai who will blow your mind (literally). Join now before reality collapses in on itself.

TikTokBlocker Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boundaries, comfort, Communication, coworker, ENGAGEMENT, friendship, hobby, Minecraft, overwhelm, Peace, Respect, Server, silent treatment, singing, Support, tiktok, TikTokBlocker, Upset, working relationship

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6531
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sweet as Nora’s cupcakes but without the Tiktok singing videos? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and zero singing requests!

🧁🎤 Our server is like a cupcake paradise, with delicious treats around every corner. But don’t worry, there’s no pressure to share your cupcakes with anyone else – they’re all yours to enjoy in peace!

🚫📱 Say goodbye to the constant Tiktok notifications and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. No more awkward conversations about why you haven’t liked a video or shared it with your friends – just pure Minecraft fun!

🤔😂 So, was it wrong to block Nora? Not in our server! Here, you can set boundaries and focus on your own comfort without any guilt. Join us now and leave the Tiktok drama behind – it’s time to game in peace! 🎮🚀

NoBrotherNoHomeMC

apartment living, cleanliness, college students, Communication, compromise, Expectations, family dynamics, Family Support, Hoarding, home environment, household responsibilities, living arrangements, living together, NoBrotherNoHomeMC, OCD, personal boundaries, personal standards, shared living spaces, sharing space, sibling relationships, sibling support

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1125
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	637178	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of living with a messy sibling who thinks moldy shower curtains are just a part of life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a clean and organized virtual world where you can finally escape the chaos of real life.

Our server offers two-bedroom apartments for you and your sibling to share, but don’t worry – there’s no moldy shower curtains here! With our strict cleanliness standards, you can finally live in peace without worrying about tripping over dirty laundry or dodging old food on the floor.

Plus, with our virtual OCD-friendly environment, you can rest easy knowing that everything is in its place and organized just like an infomercial. Say goodbye to the mess and hello to a pristine Minecraft world where you can finally relax and enjoy the game without the stress of living with a messy sibling.

Join us now and say goodbye to the drama of real life living arrangements. Who knew Minecraft could be the solution to your sibling cleanliness woes?

TimelessImprovements Minecraft SMP

Advancements, betterment, Development, Enhancement, Enhancements, Evolution, growth, Improvement, innovation, Minecraft, positive advancements, Positive Change, positive developments, positive evolution, positive progress, positive trends, progress, smp, success, TimelessImprovements, Upgrades

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1472
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	New Chunks Explored:	500930
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

Join our SMP for a chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples. We have so many crazy events like a chicken jousting tournament where the winner gets a crown made of TNT.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting a move to the beat of a creeper explosion.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

MineRevoltUSA

activism, AMERICANS, CHANGE, civil disobedience, Cultural differences, Democracy, French, grassroots organizing, historical context, MineRevoltUSA, political apathy, Political Engagement, political resistance, protest, protest culture, public demonstrations, revolution, social justice, social movements, societal complacency, societal transformation

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9799
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Love Letters Sent:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	28603

Tired of just sitting around and complaining like an American? Join our Minecraft server and channel your inner French protester! Our virtual streets are always filled with rioting players demanding change, whether it’s for better loot drops or more diamonds in the mines. Who needs political activism when you can overthrow the virtual government and establish a new order based on who can build the coolest castle? Join us and start a revolution…or at least have a good laugh while trying!

Players:	102/800	Votes:	8632
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2597	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3