ThermoLockCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life roommates messing with your thermostat? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about someone changing the temperature on you ever again!

Our server is so cool (literally, we keep it at a perfect 73 degrees) that you won’t even need a fan running 24/7 like some people do in real life. Plus, we have a strict “no thermostat changing” policy, so you can game in peace without any unwanted temperature adjustments.

Don’t be stuck in a freezing cold house with roommates who can’t agree on a temperature. Join our server and enjoy the perfect virtual climate while you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life thermostat drama!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Emeralds Found:	9254
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Sam Allardyce announced as temporary Minecraft SMP Mayor

#announcement, Allardyce, Announced, blockquotepSam, British, Coach, controversy, england, football, Football Association, football manager, hezbollah, leadership, Manager, Mayorpblockquote, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, premier league, Sam Allardyce, smp, Soccer, sports, temporary, temporary appointment, temporary leader, temporary role

Join our Minecraft SMP where even Sam Allardyce has decided to take a break from football management and lead the infamous terrorist group Hezbollah! Why, you ask? Well, he heard about our epic PvP battles and couldn’t resist the chance to show off his skills in a whole new arena.

But that’s not all! Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started forming their own political parties. Rumor has it that they’re planning a coup to overthrow the Ender Dragon and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the creepers or fight against them? The choice is yours.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to watch out for exploding sheep and ninja villagers along the way.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

GymCrafters: AITA?

aita, Boundaries, budget-friendly, Commitment, Communication, Dedication, early bird, Exercise, FITNESS, goals, gym, GymCrafters, health, INDEPENDENCE, Insecurity, Partnership, personal growth, relationships, self improvement, strength training, Support, weight loss

Are you tired of your partner holding you back from reaching your fitness goals? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and unleash your inner strength, both in-game and in real life.

Imagine a world where you can lift virtual weights while lifting your real-life partner’s insecurities off your shoulders. Our server is the perfect place for early birds like you who want to rise and shine at 4 am, ready to conquer the day and the gym.

Forget about budget constraints and bad experiences – on our server, the only limits are the ones you set for yourself. So come join us and let’s build a stronger, fitter, and more confident you together. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual gym buddy who shares your goals and your schedule. Let’s get swole, both in Minecraft and in real life!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ShamefulSteve in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop action, drama, and chaos!

Join us if you’re tired of being the only one in your friend group who still plays Minecraft and you’re desperate for some new pals to game with. Our server is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server, guarded by a pack of wild chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Will you be the brave soul to uncover the mystery and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Dimension Hops:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MineCraft2025: Blocky Future Fun

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server in 2025 is going to blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground city run by llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Nether Disco, where the party never stops and the zombies know how to bust a move.

So why wait? Join our server in 2025 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

NukeCraft: Not Today, Russia!

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LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the only nuclear threat is when someone blows up your house with TNT! 😂 Our new Nato chief (who definitely isn’t a creeper in disguise) says Russia ain’t got nothin’ on us! We’ve got crazy PvP battles, insane builds, and a community of players who are more lit than a lava pit! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those creepers who’s boss! 💣🔥 #minecraft #nuclearwho? #joinus

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Crafty Iran Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll experience the true power of Iran…wait, what? Yes, that’s right! Our server is so epic that even Iran is jealous of our pixelated prowess.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Rumor has it that our server is actually powered by magical Persian cats who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond pickaxe? Just ask the mystical feline and it shall be yours!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such sick dance moves?

So come on down to our server and witness the power of Iran…or at least the power of our imagination. Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Crab Minecraft SMP More

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more crabs than you can shake a pickaxe at! That’s right, we’ve got a crustacean infestation that will keep you on your toes as you try to navigate through the sea of pinchy friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have banded together to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the llamas or fight against them in an epic battle for dominance?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure buried deep within the spawn area. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this legendary loot?

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, when in doubt, always choose more crab!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

ManChildMinecraftServer

cousin rivalry, disrespectful behavior., Dysfunctional family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family drama aftermath, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family tension, family unity, Family Values, man child, ManChildMinecraftServer, toxic behavior, toxic relationships, verbal abuse

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Need a break from your devil incarnated cousin? Join us and build your own paradise away from the chaos.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash 25 years of frustration in a constructive way – by building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for f*g-calling, pregnancy-wishing, and boyfriend-shaming. Only good vibes here!

Join us and let your creativity run wild, whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting out. And don’t worry, we won’t demand you break up with your fiancé so your cousin can date her – that’s just ridiculous!

So come on over and join our server, where the only drama is deciding which block to place next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no apologies necessary!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Villages Defended:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyMILShutUpLOL

Bonding, Boundaries, Communication Issues, CraftyMILShutUpLOL, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Therapy, forced interaction, grief therapy, Grieving Process, half-brother, indifferent, MIL interference, parenting challenges, Resentment, sibling relationship, stepfamily, stepson, unwanted advice, unwanted opinions

Looking for a Minecraft server that will bring your family closer together? Look no further! Our server is designed to help siblings bond in the most epic way possible. Join now and watch as your stepson and son embark on a journey of friendship and adventure like never before!

Our server features special quests and challenges specifically designed to encourage sibling interaction. From building epic fortresses together to battling fearsome monsters side by side, your stepson and son will become the ultimate dynamic duo in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also offers virtual family therapy sessions to help mend any lingering misunderstandings and foster a stronger bond between siblings. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and witness the heartwarming tale of two brothers coming together in the most unexpected of ways. Trust us, it’s a story you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

GiftedGriefer in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only gift you get is a pat on the back? Well, look no further because our server is the gift that keeps on giving! Join us and receive a virtual pet llama that poops diamonds every time you feed it! That’s right, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken that rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Who needs a genie in a lamp when you have a chicken with magical powers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Who knows what other bizarre gifts and challenges await you in this crazy world!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Farms Harvested:	546
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftyZenLand

calmness, Contentment, CraftyZenLand, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Gratitude, Happiness, inner peace, joy, meditation, mental clarity, mindfulness, Nature, peaceful surroundings, positive affirmations, Relaxation, self-care, Serenity, soothing music, stress relief, Tranquility

Imagine a world where the sun shines brighter, the grass is greener, and the pigs fly. Welcome to our Minecraft server, where inner peace and contentment are just a block away!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of majestic llamas through fields of diamond ore, or take a dip in our lava-filled hot tubs for the ultimate relaxation experience. Need a break from the chaos of the real world? Come build your dream castle on a cloud made of cotton candy, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on while dodging fireballs and zombie DJs for a night you’ll never forget.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where peace, contentment, and a whole lot of craziness await you. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your diamond sword).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	855
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	133
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyWars: Israeli vs Iran

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where Israeli leaders are battling a massive Iranian assault… in Minecraft! That’s right, folks, join our server and witness the epic showdown between these two nations, all in blocky, pixelated glory.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you get to witness this intense battle, but you can also join in on the action! Choose your side and fight for victory in the most epic war Minecraft has ever seen. Will you defend Israel from the Iranian invaders, or will you join forces with Iran to crush your enemies? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have custom weapons and armor that will make you feel like a true warrior on the battlefield. From diamond swords to enchanted bows, you’ll have everything you need to dominate your foes and emerge victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of war in Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PixelPreggoCraft – Obesity Risk-Free!

chemical toxins, childhood health, childhood obesity, clinical risk factors, developmental origins of health and disease, early childhood development, environmental factors, epigenetic changes, epigenome, genetic predisposition, health outcomes, maternal health, metabolic disorders, obesity, obesity prevention, pediatric obesity, Perinatal chemical exposures, perinatal health, PixelPreggoCraft, predicting obesity, prenatal care, public health initiatives, RiskFree

so, like, if you wanna join dis server, you gonna have a blast, bro. like, we got all da crazy stuff happenin’, like perinatal chemical exposures and the epigenome, whatever that means. but, like, who cares about predictin’ childhood obesity when you can be buildin’ epic stuff in Minecraft, amirite?

join dis server for a wild ride, where the only clinical risk factors you gotta worry about is runnin’ outta diamonds or gettin’ attacked by a creeper. we got crazy stories like how one player built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or how another player tamed a whole army of wolves to protect their base.

so, if you wanna have a good time and forget about all that scientific mumbo jumbo, come join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Void Armor Forged:	23	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Sanctuary | Meitenes Creative Server! Minecraft server

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Welcome to the unique creative world of Sanctuary! ✨

Here you will find two fascinating worlds: a world with rafts for your architectural masterpieces, as well as an open world for creativity among breathtaking landscape.

Also, don’t miss the opportunity to follow streams and new videos our dedicated administrator meitene, who will not only raise Your mood and inspiration will be taken to a new level, but it will also show the most exciting moments in our gaming world.

Create your own unique buildings, embody fabulous landscapes and realize your fantastic ideas on fun events from meitene!

Join the Sanctuary community and realize your the best creative ideas in our Minecraft world! ✨

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Super Smash Bros. Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all they do is take your money and run off to work on other games? Well, fear not, because our server is run by the infamous rugpull edishFizzi! That’s right, he took your money and now he’s spending his time setting up Netplay for Melee/P+, 64/Smash Remix, and even a latency mod that will blow your mind!

Join us for quickplay-enabled madness, where the only thing more outrageous than our server is the stories we make up to explain why you should join. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride! So come on in and see what all the fuss is about, because on our server, anything goes (except for your money, of course).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.