TherapistTakedown | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4786
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for some wild adventures and outrageous stories that will make your therapy sessions seem tame in comparison.

Our server is like a dysfunctional family therapy session on steroids. With a mom who thinks her new husband is better than the last one (even though he’s dead), and a sister who refuses to join in on the fun, you’ll never have a dull moment.

But wait, there’s more! Our therapist NPCs are constantly getting shut down by the mom NPC, making for some hilarious role-playing scenarios. And if you dare to challenge the mom NPC, get ready for some epic battles of wit and willpower.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your family dynamics, come join us for a wild ride. Who needs therapy when you have this level of insanity to keep you entertained? Join now and let the drama unfold!

PanamaCraft: China Alert!

ALERT, China, diplomatic relations, economic impact, envoy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Global influence, international affairs, maritime security, military presence, national security, panama canal, PanamaCraft, power dynamics, PRESENCE, regional stability, security concern, strategic interests, Trade routes, US

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3057
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Secret Passages Found:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Towns Built:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Runes Activated:	3

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect ur base from creepers and stuff right? well on our server, we got this epic storyline where china is tryna take over the panama canal in minecraft! like, who even knew that was a thing? but now u gotta join our server to help stop them and save the day! plus, we got like, really cool mods and mini games and stuff. so come join us and be a hero in the minecraft world!

Orgasmic Women’s Realm

ORGASMIC, Realm, Womens

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2051
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ores Mined:	5955
Holy Grails Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Void Armor Forged:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Buildings Constructed:	27	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

so like, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, ya know? like, if u join dis server, u gonna be like, hittin’ dat orgasm frequency like never before. we got all da tools and resources u need to really get in touch with ur bodily sensations, ya feel me? like, u gonna be havin’ orgasms left and right, solo or with a partner, it don’t matter. we close dat orgasm gap real quick, like boom, u feel me? so come join us and get ready to experience da most satisfying orgasms of ur life, like, no joke. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Mystic Isles 1.21.4

1.21.4, adorable, Anime, art style, blushing, character design, Characters, cute, embarrassed, emotions, facial expressions, illustration, Isles, Japanese culture, love, Manga, mystic, Okitsura, quirky, red blushes, romance, Shy.., Unique

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5609
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Farms Harvested:	938	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	23	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Yo, bro, have you ever seen a Minecraft server where all the players are constantly blushing? Like, they’re walking around with these red cheeks like they just saw their crush or something. It’s hilarious, man!

Join this server if you wanna see some seriously blushing blockheads running around like they just got caught stealing diamonds. It’s like a virtual embarrassment simulator, I swear.

Plus, the community is so weirdly wholesome. Everyone is just complimenting each other and spreading positivity like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a virtual hug fest, but with pickaxes and creepers.

So, if you’re into blushing avatars and a community that’s way too nice for their own good, come join us on this wacky Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll catch the blushing bug too!

AdultingInMinecraftSMP

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4745
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	175
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, you gotta join bro. Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret underground disco party with creepers busting out sick dance moves. It was wild, man. And then I built a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall and it was like, totally rad.

But wait, there’s more! The other players on the server are like, the coolest peeps ever. We have epic battles with giant chickens and ride pigs into battle. It’s like a crazy circus but with blocks and stuff. And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons full of treasure. It’s like a real-life adventure movie, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever and feel like a total boss, you gotta come join us. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise. Plus, we have a secret club where we wear diamond armor and ride around on llamas. It’s like, the best thing ever, man. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

ZombieApocSurvivalCraft

Apocalypse, danger, Defense, Dystopia, emergency, End of the World, escape plan, fear, Horror, ISOLATION, outbreak, post-apocalyptic, Preparation, Quarantine, strategy, Survival, survival skills, Undead, weapons, ZombieApocSurvivalCraft, zombies

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2240
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ores Mined:	2723
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5

Are you ready to put your zombie survival skills to the test? Join our Minecraft server and show off your mad zombie-slaying abilities! We’ve got hordes of undead just waiting to be taken down, and only the bravest players will survive.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons hidden somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate zombie-fighting champion?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a friendly community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a bit of mischief. From building giant statues of creepers to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those zombies who’s boss!

EUTradeCraft

diplomatic tensions, Economy, EU, european union, EUTradeCraft, foreign policy, global relations, import/export, international trade, market access, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, sanctions, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade barriers, trade disputes, trade war, trump, united states

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1018
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6382	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna start a trade war on the eu” and everyone is like “whaaat?” well, we got a minecraft server that’s just as crazy as that! join us and be part of the chaos as we build insane structures and battle it out in epic pvp matches. who needs trade wars when you can have block wars, am i right? come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

Cheese Crafters 1.21.1

1.21.1, Cheese, cheese aging, cheese at home, cheese culture, cheese curds, cheese equipment, cheese flavor, cheese ingredients, cheese making, cheese melting, cheese press, cheese process, Cheese Recipe, cheese rennet, cheese storage, cheese stretching, cheese texture, cheese types, Crafters, DIY cheese, homemade cheese

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5665
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8388	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	31	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a cheese factory on steroids, bro! We got cows that literally poop out cheese blocks instead of milk. Like, what even is reality anymore, amirite? Join us if you wanna live out your wildest cheese-making dreams in a pixelated world. And hey, who needs logic when you can have CHEESE?! It’s a dairy lover’s paradise, my dudes. So come on, join the madness and let’s get cheesy together!

PrivateSchoolPVP Minecraft Server

children’s education, Communication, DAUGHTER, Decision making, education, family dynamics, Family Support, financial situation, Minecraft, parenting, private school, PrivateSchoolPVP, responsibilities, school choice, school enrollment, school options, school planning, school preparation, school readiness, Server, step-parenting, stepson, tuition

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1711
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Buildings Constructed:	48	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Farms Harvested:	233
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize education for all players! Just like the dilemma of enrolling children in school, we believe in giving all players the best tools to succeed in the game. Join us and experience the thrill of building your own private school in Minecraft, where your child avatars can learn and grow in a safe and nurturing environment.

But beware, just like in real life, there may be some drama and tough decisions to make. Will you prioritize your biological child’s education over your stepchild’s? Will you be able to navigate the complexities of family dynamics in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Join our server and embark on this wild and wacky adventure filled with love, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself enrolling your virtual children in a private Minecraft school funded by your generous virtual parents! Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

UnclelessInheritanceLOL

BETRAYAL, Charity, college fund, Communication, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, Family secrets, gambling, Honesty, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, jake paul, loyalty, MIKE TYSON, Money Matters, Secrets, Trust, uncle drama, UnclelessInheritanceLOL, unexpected news

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3540
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Join our server where family secrets are spilled like lava from a volcano!

Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering hidden family funds, secret gambling losses, and unexpected college funds for cousins. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness all the juicy drama firsthand?

Don’t miss out on the chance to navigate through family feuds and financial scandals while building your dream Minecraft world. Join now and see if you can uncover more secrets than a detective in a mystery novel!

USofAChaos Minecraft SMP

America, Analysis, Chaos, commentary, confusion, Crisis, current events, debate, Democracy, discussion, Government, leadership, Minecraft, News, opinion, Politics, smp, society, trending, U.S, uncertainty, united states, USofAChaos

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7333
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because we got llamas wearing sunglasses riding on pigs as our main mode of transportation. And get this, our PvP battles are so intense, we have players fighting with diamond pickaxes while wearing pumpkin heads for extra protection.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of cake and organizing dance parties with creepers as the DJs. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots.

So if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server in the universe, join us now and be prepared for a wild ride. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

First Steps Toward Light Sails

advanced propulsion, Cosmic exploration, distant galaxies, distant star systems, EXPERIMENTAL, first steps, future technology, innovative technology, interstellar missions, interstellar travel, Light, lightsails, propulsion technology, sails, scientific research, solar sails, space exploration, Space missions, space propulsion, Space Travel, space travel technology, spacecraft, steps

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1957
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you’re like in this crazy world where you can build these epic lightsails that can take you to distant star systems. like, whoa, right?

we’ve got this insane story where you have to collect all these rare materials from different planets in order to build your lightsail. and then once you’ve got it all set up, you can just blast off into space and explore all these crazy new worlds.

plus, there’s this whole thing where you have to battle against these alien mobs that are trying to stop you from reaching the stars. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft gameplay, man.

so come join our server and be part of this epic adventure to reach the stars. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be out of this world, literally.

EonCraft – Nexus Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, EonCraft, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Nexus, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Realm, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7967
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Dragons Tamed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest trip you’ll ever take, man. We got characters that’ll blow your mind, like Lia, Utatane Nasa, and Hakushika Iori. And don’t even get me started on Fujikura Uruka and Shisui Michiru, they’re on a whole other level, dude. Plus, we got streams from Tenma Maemi, Pipkin Pippa, and even Dizzy Dokuro – it’s a party up in here, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We got Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, and Amanogawa Shiina bringing the heat, along with Himemiya Rie and Erina Makina. And if that’s not enough for you, we got Komachi Panko, Runie Ruse, and Eimi Isami ready to rock your world. Oh, and don’t forget about Muu Muyu and Hikanari Hina, they’ll blow your mind, bro.

And if you’re into some Japanese flair, we got Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, and Gram Pico holding it down. Ayase Yuu and Kaminari Clara are also in the mix, bringing that international flavor. So, what are you waiting for, bro? Join this server and let’s get this party started!

Jingle Jangle Madness

Archive, deer, Deer Left, Deltarune, desuarchive, DOE, Doebrary, Doerot, gallery, Game, GDrive, general, google drive, Holiday Edition, jangle, Jingle, Last Doerot, madness, Mega, mega.nz, Noelle Holiday, RELIVE, Trash

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3850
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Void Gems Collected:	36	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	41

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there, where the last deer reigns supreme! Join us in the world of Doerot, where madness and chaos collide in epic proportions. Explore the Doebrary Mega and GDrive, dive into the Doe Gallery, and experience the Doegame like never before. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime in the Last Doerot. Join now and let the insanity begin!

JokesterCraft Minecraft Server

aita, arguments, big guy, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional triggers, family, family dynamics, family gatherings, Family Support, Healing Process, jokes, JokesterCraft, kitten attack, Minecraft, not being able to take a joke, Scars, self-care, sensitivity, Server, Trauma, Upset

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1801
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

So, remember that time I saved my toddler nephew from a vicious kitten attack? Yeah, we both got scratched up pretty bad and now we have battle scars to prove it. But hey, if you join our Minecraft server, you’ll be joining a community of survivors who have faced the wrath of killer kittens and lived to tell the tale. Plus, we have epic build battles and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about those pesky family jokes. So come join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

GymRageCraft

anger issues, anger management, car damage, car door damage, car door dent, car door ding, car door hit, Confrontation, confrontation at gym, confrontation over car door, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful parking, fuming, gym parking lot, GymRageCraft, handling anger, lack of apology, lack of respect, losing temper, parking etiquette, Parking lot etiquette

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2587
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ores Mined:	9898	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Potions Brewed:	39	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	404
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can release all your pent-up anger from real-life situations like the one described above! Join us and let out your frustrations in a virtual world where you can smash blocks instead of car doors.

Our server is the perfect place to blow off steam and have a laugh at the ridiculousness of life. Build a giant statue of the guy who dinged your car, only to have it blown up by a TNT-wielding griefer. Or create a mini-game where players have to navigate a parking lot without getting their doors dented by careless NPCs.

But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that allow you to spawn angry mobs that represent all the annoying people you encounter in everyday life. From entitled Karen zombies to rude Steve skeletons, you can take out your frustrations on these virtual nuisances.

So come join us on our server and let loose in a world where you can turn real-life annoyances into hilarious Minecraft adventures. Who knew venting could be so much fun?