Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures!

Picture this: you’re building a giant chocolate milkshake castle with your friends when suddenly, a 60-year-old former family friend named Cathy shows up and starts criticizing your choice of building materials. She rants about how your milkshake castle is too sugary and fatty, but little does she know, it’s actually made of virtual blocks and won’t affect your health at all!

But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you might come across a therapist NPC who gets offended if you question their career choice. Will you engage in a battle of wits with them, or will you simply block them and move on to more important quests, like finding the legendary diamond milkshake recipe?

Join our Minecraft server now for a chance to experience all this madness and more! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in the world of blocks and pixels?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Invisible Walls Found: 1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP

    i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride cows, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll drop a diamond-encrusted microphone for you to show off to all your friends.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco club where the zombies have killer dance moves and the skeletons play the saxophone. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 24 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • BdayBashCraft

    BdayBashCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with office drama on your birthday? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

    Our server is the perfect escape from the Minnie the Moochers of the world. No cookie cakes allowed, only Chantilly cakes from Whole Foods for everyone! And don’t worry, there’s no HR department to get involved if someone tries to ruin your birthday surprise.

    Join us for a world of endless possibilities and zero office politics. Build your dream birthday cake castle or embark on a quest to defeat the evil cookie cake monster. The choice is yours on our server!

    So why wait? Join now and leave the office drama behind. And remember, on our server, the only AH is the Creeper trying to blow up your masterpiece!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP

    MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the final scene of Avengers: Endgame? Look no further, because our server’s ending is so epic, it’ll make you question reality itself! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, unexpected plot twists, and more drama than a soap opera on steroids. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 18 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • CharityCraft2021

    CharityCraft2021
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you support the cause of saving the pixelated penguins in the Arctic biome! Yes, you heard that right – these poor little penguins are in danger and need your help to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the entire server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether realm. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • LePenCraft Minecraft Server

    LePenCraft Minecraft Server
    so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh? well this server is the place for u! we got all the crazy shenanigans u could ever want, like building giant statues of french politicians and pretending they’re in a embezzlement trial! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even some pixelated courtroom antics. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Void Armor Forged: 27
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Crafty Care Minecraft Server

    Crafty Care Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a giant pig boss who only appears on a full moon. Trust us, it’s totally real.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, try your luck in our custom-built parkour challenge where the obstacles include flying chickens, exploding sheep, and a maze made entirely of cake. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to take care of yourself… because things are about to get wild!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Animals Bred: 180
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

    Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 113 Magical Moments Shared: 28
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • CatTortureCraft

    CatTortureCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Alien Abductions: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Solaris

    Solaris

    A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 33 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Divine Spears Created: 20
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 39

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Sapling SMP

    Sapling SMP

    Sapling.gg! A next generation of Minecraft survival servers! Founded in 2024, Sapling.gg is where innovation meets community-driven gameplay, offering an experience that’s as unique as it is engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, Sapling.gg has something special for everyone.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

    ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

    LOTS OF EXCITING CONTENT WAITING FOR YOU:

    5 Unique events with valuable loot and interesting mechanics; Custom dynamites, totems, runes, potions, arrows and other valuable resources; Excellent spawn with a pvp arena, a resource buyer, a well-developed auction; As well as new private blocks, a new top design, a new website and much more!

    Also, in honor of the opening of the server, all players will receive: A coupon for a 50% discount when purchasing any privilege on the site

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 8

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

    City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

    Overview of City SMP Minecraft Server

    Description Come check out and be a part of some of the largest functional Minecraft cities you have seen! Cities not made of empty shells, but different peoples’ homes, shops, redstone factories, and more! Infrastructure connects all of our urban areas, with soul soil roads, blue iceways, a functional rail network, and more! Own a house in a city that is truly alive with new stores, new infrastructure, and new things happening all around you.
    Server Age Four years old
    Features – Urban development focus – In-game economy – Functional rail network – Custom enchants and crafts – Endgame mobs with scaling difficulty

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I join an existing city? Yes, you are free to join an existing city or create your own.
    How can I join the server? Click on the link provided in the server trailer or visit the linktr.ee/citysmp.
    What is the server focus? The server focuses on urban development, player interaction, and in-game economy.
    Are there custom features on the server? Yes, there are custom enchants, crafts, and endgame mobs with scaling difficulty.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Star Shards Collected: 207 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Soywalk Minecraft Server

    Soywalk Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave!

    Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, building sky-high castles made entirely of diamonds, and participating in intense llama races through the Nether.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where you can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft antics you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky soywalkers while you’re at it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Emeralds Found: 9069
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Anna Kendricks First Directorial Debut Woman Of The Hour Minecraft SMP

    Anna Kendricks First Directorial Debut Woman Of The Hour Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

    Picture this: a world where pigs ride on chickens, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?). Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free llama with a mustache, a pet polar bear that tells dad jokes, and your very own enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with a single click (no more endless mining for you)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun ride)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Dimension Hops: 2
    Magic Items Found: 6397 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Dad’sAffairChildNoFundsSplitting

    Dad’sAffairChildNoFundsSplitting
    So, picture this: you log onto our Minecraft server and suddenly you’re faced with a family drama more intense than a soap opera. Imagine building your dream castle while dodging your dad’s secret son who’s trying to steal your college fund! Will you team up with your siblings to take down the evil dad and his mistress, or will you join forces with the long-lost brother to claim your rightful share of the treasure? With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 55 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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