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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8355	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Buildings Constructed:	41
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Players Killed by Monsters:	4127
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

FriendZone SMP: Men & Women

Boundaries, Communication, Companionship, emotional connection, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, friendzone, gender dynamics, gender stereotypes, long-term friendships, Men, mutual respect, opposite sexes, platonic relationships, relationships, smp, social norms, societal expectations, support system, Trust, Understanding, Women

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating the treacherous waters of men and women friendships in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your in-game soulmate or your arch-nemesis. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	33
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BlockyBoredomBeGone

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Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you long for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

Conflict, consequences, eastern europe, international relations, Justice, MARINES, Military, murder, paratroopers, prisoners, RETALIATION, Retribution, Revenge, RevengeCraft, russia, Russian, Tragedy, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, violence, War

hey u, yea u, do u like revenge? do u like paratroopers? do u like russian marines getting what they deserve? well then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got ukrainian paratroopers ready to kick some butt and take some names. they are on a mission for revenge after those russian marines murdered nine ukrainian prisoners. it’s gonna be epic, it’s gonna be intense, it’s gonna be a bloodbath (but, like, in a fun minecraft way). so come join us and help the ukrainian paratroopers get their revenge. trust us, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

ADHD Girls Gone Wild

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so like, u know how girls with adhd when they’re kids turn into like, super chill and not so agreeable when they grow up? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got girls with adhd who are still hyper and fun and agreeable as heck! join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and just having a blast with our crazy adhd crew! who needs conscientiousness when you can have this much fun?! come join us now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Sneed City

Anarchy, Anarchy Cracked server 1.12.2 ViaVersion Bedrock Edition PvP Survival Community Economy Missions Shop Plugins Events Factions Skyblock Creative Prison Minigames Roleplay Quests, Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Sneed City is a cracked anarchy server. While the server is running 1.12.2, it features ViaVersion so you can join on any modern Minecraft version. You can also join from Bedrock edition.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4408	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SMSMCraft Network

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Return to the Legendary SMSMCraft – Where Memories Are Reborn!

From 2012 to 2017, SMSMCraft stood as a beacon of fun and community in the Minecraft world, attracting a staggering 250,000 unique players. Known for its incredible variety of games and an amazing staff team, SMSMCraft was a beloved haven for Minecraft players. Now, the legend returns! SMSMCraft is making an epic comeback, bigger and better than ever.

Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/SMSMCraft Server IP: SMSMCraft.com

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner creativity and have a laugh at the same time? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And if you’re looking for a reason to join, how about this – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be discovered!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken King” – a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron fist (or should we say, a feathered wing?). Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a feather and a bucket of water.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again – just like this guy who’s suddenly obsessed with his wife after having a baby. Hey, stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Farms Harvested:	393
Dimension Hops:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Use Case for Alt Coins Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us!

But that’s not all – we have a secret currency on our server called “altcoins” that you can use to buy ridiculous items like diamond-encrusted pickaxes, rainbow-colored sheep, and even a pet zombie pigman that will do your bidding.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Animals Bred:	47	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Buildings Constructed:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

VideoAssessmentVibes Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, assessment instructions, Background noise, Boundaries, Boyfriend, clothes noise, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coursework, disrespectful behavior., distractions, door noise, Footsteps, Frustration, frustration management, lack of respect, mic sensitivity, Minecraft, noise, relationship, Server, video assessment, VideoAssessmentVibes

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no background noise or other people’s voices to distract you from your gaming experience! Unless, of course, you’re like the person in this story who just can’t seem to follow simple instructions.

Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create without any interruptions. And if you do encounter any noisy players, just give them a virtual sigh and remind them to respect your space.

So come on over to our server and leave the real world behind – unless you want to bring in some drama like the person in this story. But hey, at least you won’t fail for it here!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	New Chunks Explored:	899998
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

KidzCraftHavoc

Choices, college, culture, DATING, Daughters, decision, Divorce, education, family, forced marriage, Heir, INDEPENDENCE, KidzCraftHavoc, Partners, PRESSURE, refusing, Shelter, Sons, Stability, unmarried, young adult children

Looking for a Minecraft server that breaks free from societal norms and restrictions? Look no further! Join our server where you can make all the decisions for yourself, just like our 40-year-old player who escaped a forced marriage and built a new life for her and her children.

On our server, you can educate yourself, find a job, and support your virtual family without any pesky ex-husbands trying to control your every move. And don’t worry about divorce complications, we make it easy peasy lemon squeezy to break free from toxic relationships!

Plus, we have a supportive community where you can connect with other players who have escaped oppressive situations and are now living their best virtual lives. So come join us and build a better future for yourself, free from judgment and restrictions. Who needs a controlling ex-husband when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat? Let’s block out the negativity and build a brighter tomorrow together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

LimeCraft: Zero CO2 Server

alternative materials, calcium oxide, carbon dioxide, carbon footprint, cement production, climate change, Co2, CO2 emissions, construction industry, decomposing limestone, eco-friendly, environmental impact, green technology, Innovative, lime, LimeCraft, raw material, reduction, Server, sustainable, Sustainable development, traditional methods, ZeroCAL

LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U CAN BE PART OF DA ZEROCAL CEMENT PRODUCTION TEAM! WE MAKE CEMENT WITHOUT RELEASING CO2 INTO DA AIR, LIKE MAGIC! WE USE LIMESTONE TO MAKE CALCIUM OXIDE, AKA LIME, WITHOUT HARMING DA ENVIRONMENT! U CAN BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES WITHOUT FEELING GUILTY ABOUT KILLING DA PLANET! COME JOIN US AND BE A CLIMATE HERO IN DA WORLD OF MINECRAFT! #SAVETHEPLANET #MINECRAFTMAGIC #ZEROEMISSIONS

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

What is the IP for Genshin Impact Minecraft Server?

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Genshin Impact is an action role-playing game developed and published by miHoYo. The game takes place in the fantasy world of Teyvat, where players assume the role of a traveler searching for their lost sibling. Along the way, they must explore the land, battle powerful enemies, and uncover the mysteries of this vibrant and diverse world. Genshin Impact features a gacha system for obtaining new characters and weapons, as well as multiplayer co-op gameplay. The game has garnered widespread acclaim for its stunning visuals, engaging storyline, and addictive gameplay.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Sneedclave

Adventure, Anarchy, building, Community, Creative, Dedicated, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, java, linux, Minecraft, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

One of a kind minecraft server, active since 2016, played by most dedicated linux users.

1.12.2 and later versions.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
New Chunks Explored:	303690	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

EterniaMC – Chunks

Adventure, Chunks, ChunkWorld, co-op, Epic, EterniaMC, Experience, Explore, Friends, Gamemodes, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minecraft, multiplayer, Possibilities, progress, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Solo, Survival, Unique, unlock, world

Eternia Chunks is a unique Minecraft experience where you start with just one chunk and gradually unlock new ones as you progress! Perfect for both solo adventurers or co-op with friends, this server offers a wide variety of ChunkWorld gamemodes to explore.

Join Eternia Chunks today and start your adventure in this epic world of possibilities!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	11