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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 3461 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 44 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with these llama warriors. – We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and diamonds. Only the bravest and most skilled players can unlock its mysteries. – Our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will guide you on your quests and give you valuable advice. Just don’t ask it about its past life as a famous chicken magician. – We host weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets to ride a giant flying pig around the server for a day. It’s the ultimate bragging rights, trust me.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey and become a part of our World Series champions (seriously, it’s happening this time, we promise). See you in the game!