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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 5276 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 10 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Dimension Hops: | 8 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with these llama warriors. – We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and diamonds. Only the bravest and most skilled players can unlock its mysteries. – Our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will guide you on your quests and give you valuable advice. Just don’t ask it about its past life as a famous chicken magician. – We host weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets to ride a giant flying pig around the server for a day. It’s the ultimate bragging rights, trust me.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey and become a part of our World Series champions (seriously, it’s happening this time, we promise). See you in the game!