Are you tired of being called a schizo for questioning the Matrix? Do you want to uncover the truth behind the memes? Join our Minecraft SMP where we delve into the deepest conspiracies while building epic structures and battling creepers. We have mountain dew on tap and pajama parties every night. Don’t let the haters distract you, the truth is out there, bros. pic related, it’s my cat in diamond armor Join now and let’s uncover the secrets of the blocky universe together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 54

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • TribalTown: Indigenous Mayor Madness

    TribalTown: Indigenous Mayor Madness
    lol so like, this server is like the Brazil of Minecraft servers, bro. we got a record-high number of Indigenous mayors and other municipal officials, like, running the show. it’s cray cray, man. we’re all about increasing representation and making sure everyone’s rights are fulfilled, ya know? join us and be a part of this epic journey to equality and diversity in the Minecraft world. plus, our mayors throw the best parties, you don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. come join us and let’s make history together, one block at a time. #IndigenousPower #PartyLikeAMayor

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Mines Excavated: 2878
    Epic Shields Constructed: 18 Zombie Dances: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Loud Trucks VS Drag Guys

    Loud Trucks VS Drag Guys
    Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a trampoline? Well, look no further, because this server is the bomb diggity! We’ve got more loud trucks than a monster truck rally, and let me tell you, straight guys go absolutely bananas for them. It’s like catnip for their manly souls.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s like a disco ball on steroids. We’ve got more neon lights than a Las Vegas casino, and the party never stops. You’ll be dancing like a maniac in no time.

    And don’t even get me started on the epic stories you’ll hear on this server. We’ve got tales of dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Spud. It’s like a bedtime story on steroids, and you won’t be able to get enough.

    So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server in town. Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started, gamers!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 68
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • flairvanillamc

    flairvanillamc

    Flair Vanilla – Enjoy a classic survival, anarchy like experience with minimal plugins. Griefing and farming are allowed. Join now and contribute to the community.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Zombie Dances: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • When MC

    When MC

    Pagla MC is a Minecraft server with multiple gamemodes like Lifesteal, Survival, Custom Survival, Headsteal and much more.

    Pagla MC also have a dedicated PvP server which have all main gamemodes like Nethpot, Diapot, Cartpvp, Build UHC and much more.

    We have active staffs, fair gameplay, regular events and cheapest ranks starting from rupees 49 only…..

    So don’t Forget To Join PAGLA MC

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Insane Gamer Minecraft Server

    Insane Gamer Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a lonely hermit in Minecraft? Join our server and make virtual friends who will never leave you! Our community is full of players who are just as socially awkward as you, so you’ll fit right in. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a pixelated girlfriend in-game, she’ll come to life and love you forever. Don’t miss out on the chance to escape reality and dive into a world where you can finally feel like you belong. Join now and say goodbye to your real-life loneliness!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 36 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP

    Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unexpected twists.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has more drama than a soap opera. From secret alliances to epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a treasure hunt like no other – forget about diamonds, we’re talking about finding Another Crab’s Treasure!

    And don’t even get us started on the gameplay. It’s so good, it’ll make you question reality. Plus, our art direction is top-notch – you won’t find any vomit-like UI here, unlike that other server, Metaphor.

    But wait, there’s more! Did we mention the secret underground society of players who control the fate of the server? Or the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Dimension Hops: 12 Chimeras Created: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • TherapistGoneWild

    TherapistGoneWild
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures!

    Picture this: you’re building a giant chocolate milkshake castle with your friends when suddenly, a 60-year-old former family friend named Cathy shows up and starts criticizing your choice of building materials. She rants about how your milkshake castle is too sugary and fatty, but little does she know, it’s actually made of virtual blocks and won’t affect your health at all!

    But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you might come across a therapist NPC who gets offended if you question their career choice. Will you engage in a battle of wits with them, or will you simply block them and move on to more important quests, like finding the legendary diamond milkshake recipe?

    Join our Minecraft server now for a chance to experience all this madness and more! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in the world of blocks and pixels?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • OnceInALifetimeMinecraftSMP

    OnceInALifetimeMinecraftSMP
    Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat and singing the national anthem? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unforgettable moments that will leave you in stitches.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or how about the time when a herd of sheep organized a flash mob to celebrate your birthday? Yeah, that actually happened here.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and hilarity on a daily basis? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • OverheardOcelots

    OverheardOcelots
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids!

    Join us if you want to hear the craziest stories from players who have encountered flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret society of llamas plotting world domination.

    We guarantee you’ll never be bored with our server, where the weirdest thing you’ll overhear is probably someone trying to convince everyone that they can communicate with Endermen through interpretive dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 13
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • CraftyKoreaWarfare

    CraftyKoreaWarfare
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than north and south korea combined! our constitution says that all players from other servers are ‘hostile states’ so get ready for some intense battles! build your own dictatorship and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist! who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction? join now and experience the thrill of being a tyrant in the virtual world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 170 Zombie Dances: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Sparky Welders – Eye Candy Videos

    Sparky Welders – Eye Candy Videos
    come join our epic minecraft server where the welders wear helmets made of diamonds to protect their eyes from the bright sparks of lava! we got so many crazy restoration videos of players turning dirt blocks into diamonds on facebook, you gotta watch it with your naked eye to fully appreciate the madness! join now and become a master welder of the minecraft world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 491189 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 272 Chimeras Created: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Toxo-Cat AnxietyCraft

    Toxo-Cat AnxietyCraft
    do u like cats? do u like parasites? do u like anxiety? well boy do we have the server for u! join our minecraft server where u can play with cute lil cats infected with the parasite Toxoplasma gondii! but wait, there’s more! not only will u be at risk for increased anxiety, but u also get a reduced risk of epilepsy! who knew a minecraft server could offer such health benefits? join now and let the cat-borne parasite take over your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 16 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Milkks Minecraft

    Milkks Minecraft

    Milkk’s Minecraft is a chill vanilla-based minecraft server with a large variety of activities and chill members along with a thriving discord server. Milkk’s Minecraft is owned by Milkk, not me. This minecraft server is promoting the owner, Milkk but it is a passion for me so always expect fun events and updates!

    Server Specifications; Allocated Ram: 28GB Total Ram: 32GB CPU: i7 Storage: 128GB SSD

    Join now!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Properly Creative Minecraft Server

    Properly Creative Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, half-baked Minecraft servers that leave you feeling unsatisfied? Look no further, because our server is like a buffet of fully fleshed-out ideas that will leave you craving more! Join us for epic adventures, insane storylines, and a community like no other.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground village filled with talking animals who only speak in puns. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant, evil cow. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    So why wait until 2024 to join the Demon Slayer hate thread when you can join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Trust us, once you step foot into our world, you’ll never want to leave. Join us today and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Star Shards Collected: 227
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Leftists-Minecraft SMP-Are-The-Most-Evil-And-Dishonest-Creatures-On-The-Planet

    Leftists-Minecraft SMP-Are-The-Most-Evil-And-Dishonest-Creatures-On-The-Planet
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can battle against the most evil and dishonest creatures on the planet? Look no further than our server! Leftists are the ultimate enemy in our world, and we need brave players to join us in the fight against their wicked ways.

    Join us if you want to prove your worth by taking down these less-than-beasts who are out to destroy everything good in the world. Show them that no act against evil is immoral when you’re on our side. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most epic battle of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 29 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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