Are you tired of being called a schizo for questioning the Matrix? Do you want to uncover the truth behind the memes? Join our Minecraft SMP where we delve into the deepest conspiracies while building epic structures and battling creepers. We have mountain dew on tap and pajama parties every night. Don’t let the haters distract you, the truth is out there, bros. pic related, it’s my cat in diamond armor Join now and let’s uncover the secrets of the blocky universe together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected: 18 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
Epic Battles Fought: 15 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
Astral Amulets Crafted: 30 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • OverheardOcelots

    OverheardOcelots
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids!

    Join us if you want to hear the craziest stories from players who have encountered flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret society of llamas plotting world domination.

    We guarantee you’ll never be bored with our server, where the weirdest thing you’ll overhear is probably someone trying to convince everyone that they can communicate with Endermen through interpretive dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • CraftyKoreaWarfare

    CraftyKoreaWarfare
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than north and south korea combined! our constitution says that all players from other servers are ‘hostile states’ so get ready for some intense battles! build your own dictatorship and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist! who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction? join now and experience the thrill of being a tyrant in the virtual world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Sparky Welders – Eye Candy Videos

    Sparky Welders – Eye Candy Videos
    come join our epic minecraft server where the welders wear helmets made of diamonds to protect their eyes from the bright sparks of lava! we got so many crazy restoration videos of players turning dirt blocks into diamonds on facebook, you gotta watch it with your naked eye to fully appreciate the madness! join now and become a master welder of the minecraft world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 29
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Toxo-Cat AnxietyCraft

    Toxo-Cat AnxietyCraft
    do u like cats? do u like parasites? do u like anxiety? well boy do we have the server for u! join our minecraft server where u can play with cute lil cats infected with the parasite Toxoplasma gondii! but wait, there’s more! not only will u be at risk for increased anxiety, but u also get a reduced risk of epilepsy! who knew a minecraft server could offer such health benefits? join now and let the cat-borne parasite take over your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 332
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Milkks Minecraft

    Milkks Minecraft

    Milkk’s Minecraft is a chill vanilla-based minecraft server with a large variety of activities and chill members along with a thriving discord server. Milkk’s Minecraft is owned by Milkk, not me. This minecraft server is promoting the owner, Milkk but it is a passion for me so always expect fun events and updates!

    Server Specifications; Allocated Ram: 28GB Total Ram: 32GB CPU: i7 Storage: 128GB SSD

    Join now!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Properly Creative Minecraft Server

    Properly Creative Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, half-baked Minecraft servers that leave you feeling unsatisfied? Look no further, because our server is like a buffet of fully fleshed-out ideas that will leave you craving more! Join us for epic adventures, insane storylines, and a community like no other.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground village filled with talking animals who only speak in puns. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant, evil cow. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    So why wait until 2024 to join the Demon Slayer hate thread when you can join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Trust us, once you step foot into our world, you’ll never want to leave. Join us today and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Holy Grails Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Leftists-Minecraft SMP-Are-The-Most-Evil-And-Dishonest-Creatures-On-The-Planet

    Leftists-Minecraft SMP-Are-The-Most-Evil-And-Dishonest-Creatures-On-The-Planet
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can battle against the most evil and dishonest creatures on the planet? Look no further than our server! Leftists are the ultimate enemy in our world, and we need brave players to join us in the fight against their wicked ways.

    Join us if you want to prove your worth by taking down these less-than-beasts who are out to destroy everything good in the world. Show them that no act against evil is immoral when you’re on our side. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most epic battle of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 22 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • MomSharkLoanSnitch

    MomSharkLoanSnitch
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some real-life drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

    We have players with crazy family stories like the one where a mom used her late father’s car as collateral for a title loan without her daughter’s knowledge! And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.

    Join now to experience the thrill of unexpected visits from debt collectors, heated arguments with family members, and the possibility of getting sued for violating privacy laws all while building your dream blocky world.

    Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have! Join now and brace yourself for the chaos that awaits you.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 40 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 172
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • SayItDoItMC SMP

    SayItDoItMC SMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions. Yes, you heard that right. These chickens can build epic farms and intricate traps better than any human player. And if you join our SMP, you might just learn their secrets and become a redstone master yourself!

    But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Yes, you read that correctly. Unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is gain the llamas’ trust and they will lead you to their hidden diamond stash.

    So, if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with chicken engineers and diamond-hoarding llamas, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what other crazy secrets and surprises await you in our wacky world.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Divine Spears Created: 13
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Dragon Scales Harvested: 108

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • RedstoneNoob

    RedstoneNoob
    Are you still mining diamonds with a wooden pickaxe? Join our Minecraft server and level up your game before your friends find out! We have enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly and build a castle in seconds. Don’t be the last one to discover our secret stash of rare blocks that can summon a herd of exploding sheep to protect your base. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master before the Ender Dragon starts sending you passive-aggressive messages!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • TankTasticCraft

    TankTasticCraft
    come join dis server if u want to ride around in aging abrams tanks like ukraine is gonna do thanks to australia. we got tanks for days, just rollin’ around blowin’ stuff up like it’s nobody’s business. u can be the tank commander u always dreamed of, just watch out for creepers tryna sneak up on u while u drivin’. ain’t nothin’ gonna stop u when u rollin’ in one of these bad boys. so come on, join us and let’s tank it up together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Towns Built: 9
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Falling into the Void: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Scrolling Down Birth Year

    Scrolling Down Birth Year
    join our epic minecraft server where the pixels are so real you’ll think you’re actually in the game! we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow-colored creepers that explode in a shower of glitter.

    our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to come near us. we have secret dungeons filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by giant chickens wearing top hats.

    if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the backs of dragons and have epic battles with unicorns. we have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Fumikos Haven Network

    Fumikos Haven Network

    Hello! There we are still under development and looking for staff 18+ for the time being of start.

    Welcome to Fumiko’s Haven | IP: 64.58.118.119

    About Fumiko’s Haven: Step into a realm of endless adventure. Fumiko’s Haven is a vibrant Minecraft server that offers something for every kind of player. Whether you’re looking to build, explore, or fight for power in Factions, we have you covered.

    Factions – Join the Battle for Power: Align yourself with the HavenLords or create your own faction. Build, conquer, and defend as you engage in epic faction wars. With powerful OP sets and swords waiting in faction crates, there is always a battle around the corner.

    MiniGames Lobby: Take a break from the grind and dive into our MiniGames lobby. Compete in exciting challenges, earn rewards, and unlock exclusive crates using virtual or physical keys. There is always something fun to do.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • ♐ MineBars ♐ Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

    ♐ MineBars ♐ Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

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    MineBars is a top project for top players!

    — BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, SkyBlock

    — Clans, arena for clan battles, as well as top clans

    — Statistics of the best players

    — Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob rocking, fishing, relaxation beach

    — Unique plugins made by our programmers

    — Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

    — Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts

    — Honest donation

    IP – MBars.net

    Website: https://minebars.ru

    VK group: https://vk.com/minebars

    A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.

    We are already more than 7 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.

    Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.

    Lots of entertainment, on our server you won’t have time to get bored 🙂

    With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

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    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Farms Harvested: 484 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Paul’s Bland SMP – It’s Not Just for Boomers Anymore!

    Paul’s Bland SMP – It’s Not Just for Boomers Anymore!

    Paul SMP Server Overview:

    Server Name Paul SMP Server
    Server Type SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
    Player Limit 10-15 Players
    Server Features Vanilla-based with some tweaks
    Rules No griefing, stealing, cheating, hacking, item duping. More rules on Discord.

    FAQ:

    1. Can I join the server?

    Yes, you are welcome to join the server. Just follow the Discord link provided above.

    2. What kind of players are you looking for?

    We are looking for friendly players who want to build a community and have fun playing by the rules.

    3. Is this server similar to vanilla Minecraft?

    Yes, the server is running spigot with some vanilla-tweaks datapacks, but it is very close to vanilla with no game-changing features.

    4. What can I do on the server?

    You can build your own base, participate in the shopping district, and engage in a diamond-based economy.

    5. Are there any rules I need to follow?

    Yes, the basic rules include no griefing, stealing, cheating, hacking, or item duping. More rules can be found on the Discord server.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Magic Items Found: 2466 Meteorite Armor Created: 29

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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