‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we have EVERYTHING you could ever want. We’ve got multi-year extensions on our server, 180+ gorillion diamonds waiting to be mined, and a non-exclusivity deal that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Netflix streaming so you can watch all your favorite shows while you mine away.

But that’s not all, we’ve also got PPVs on Peacock and the Network worldwide. You can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills to players from all over the world. And don’t even get me started on the phaseout of the third hour – we’re increasing our yearly revenue like crazy and moving into profitability faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come join us on this insane journey and see how the AEWtists will reckon with our undeniable victory. Even Gaytch himself would have to give us props for how epic this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most impressive Minecraft SMP around!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Pluto SMP: Where even the aliens play! Whitelist and custom items galore in version 1.21

1 player sleep, aliens, auto farm, balance, Bounties, Community, Custom, Damage Boosters, Discord, Economy, Extra heart, Fractals, Galore, Items, Jobs, Land claiming, members, ONLINE, Play, PLUTO, Poisoned Weapons, Possibilities, Quests, Shops, Skills, smp, Vein Miner, Version, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	Java + Bedrock 1.21
Features	Economy with Bounties, Balance, Shops, Jobs, and Land Claiming Fractals for custom player-created items Plugins such as Vein Miner, Skills, 1 player sleep, Quests, and Auto-Farm Active community with 5-10 players online daily Discord with 150+ members

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is a Fractal?	A Fractal is a custom player-created item that offers bonuses like Damage Boosters, Extra Heart, and Poisoned Weapons.
How can I join the server?	You can join by clicking the following link to our Discord server: https://discord.gg/WWADhmP7

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Animals Bred:	80	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Barking Dog Minecraft Server

anxiety, attention seeking, Bark, barking, Behavior, Boredom, canine, Communication, discipline, dog, excessive barking, Minecraft, noisy dog, Nuisance, obedience, pet care, pet ownership, problem solving, Server, SOLUTIONS, Territorial, thirdie dog, Training, vocalization

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the thirdie dog barks so much because he’s actually a secret agent in disguise! Join our server to uncover the mystery of the thirdie dog and his top-secret missions. Rumor has it that he’s trying to save the world from an army of evil creepers who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the thirdie dog and help defeat the creepers? Or will you be too busy laughing at his hilarious barking antics to even notice the impending doom? Join now and find out!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Console’s Minecraft SMP Outreach

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Hey there! Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of hilarious moderators who will entertain you with their wacky antics and outrageous shenanigans. Need a break from building and mining? How about a game of “Horse Jousting” on flying pigs or a race through a maze filled with exploding chickens?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with DJ Villagers spinning the latest tunes. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can beat them in a game of “Simon Says.”

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin! And remember, we’ve been trying to reach you concerning your console’s extended warranty…because once you join our SMP, there’s no turning back!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SecretSMP: DarkestSecret

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we dig up diamonds and spill the tea on everyone’s darkest secrets! Join us if you’re ready to uncover scandalous stories, build epic bases, and battle it out in epic PvP showdowns. Who knows, you might even discover that the creeper blowing up your house was actually your best friend in disguise! So come on, join us and let’s create chaos together in this wild and unpredictable world. Remember, diamonds aren’t the only thing that’s precious here – your secrets are too!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

KindCraft – Small Acts, Big Impact

Acts, appreciation, big, compassion, Empathy, Generosity, Gratitude, Heartwarming, Human Connection, Impact, KindCraft, Kindness, love, Making A Difference, meaningful connection, positive influence, positivity, ripple effect, Small, small act of kindness, spreading joy, thoughtful gesture, unexpected kindness, Uplifting

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our community is filled with the most generous players you’ll ever meet. One time, someone left a trail of diamonds leading to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted gear. It was like a real-life Minecraft fairy tale!

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come join us. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MissileMayhemCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, joint interception, kyiv, military cooperation, missile defense, missile threat, MissileMayhemCraft, nato alliance, NATO chief, Peacekeeping, Russian missiles, Rutte, SECURITY, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, Zelensky

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you want to join a server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, let me tell you about this epic server where we intercept Russian missiles like it’s nobody’s business!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you hear a siren blaring. That’s right, we’re intercepting missiles while building our dream houses! And guess what? Our main man Zelensky is leading the charge, calling for us to join forces and protect our blocky world from those pesky Russians.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on this wild adventure. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet NATO chief Rutte on your journey to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Don’t miss out on the action, join our server now and let’s show those missiles who’s boss!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Welcome to MCVerseCity, where the only thing more impressive than our server title is the size of our player’s egos.

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<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/chaotic-java-bedrock/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Join us for a Vanilla+ Survival Focus that is builder friendly

We do our best to ensure EVERY PLAYER gets a fresh vanilla survival experience by having a HUGE world as well as a localized resource world. Our community is growing – we have somewhat of an international community of adults 18-70+. Our current focus is bringing spawn to life and improving the PvP (Clan vs Clan) gameplay.

We are working towards a pure vanilla experience with modifications only to enable more collaboration, protection, and roleplay. You can expect stable 20 TPS gameplay with tons of (ignorable) feature improvements – like fishing contests.

Java IP: mcverse.city

Website: www.mcverse.city

Map: http://mcverse.city:8123/

Discord: https://discord.gg/4z6bf9sy44

Feature List:

72 Hour Dead Chest to get your stuff back!
No tp from nether or the end, just like vanilla! Fight your way out!
Large 256k x 256k permanent world that is only 5% explored.
Permanent Claims, earn over 200k claim blocks over time. (More if you are a builder or clan)
Mini Blocks, Big Doors, Image Import, Armor Stands
Dragon Slayer (Respawning End Cycle)
Full Mob Spawns, and Huge 20 chunk render distance.
Phantom Toggle
Searchable Player Market
Player Warps
Proximity Chat (We’re still getting used to this)
Chill Community
Admin keeps distance from gameplay but is active and responsive.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, we strive to provide a pure vanilla experience with only necessary modifications.
How big is the world?	We have a large 256k x 256k permanent world, with only 5% explored so far.
Are there any in-game events?	Yes, we have fishing contests and other community events for players to participate in.
Can I claim land?	Yes, players can earn over 200k claim blocks over time to claim permanent land.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, we are focusing on improving the PvP gameplay with Clan vs Clan battles.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, there are no pay-to-win elements or loot boxes on our server. It is free for all players to enjoy.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	36	Void Gems Collected:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Animals Bred:	83

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Channel Surfer Minecraft Server

#youtube, Bilingual, channel, Channels.., Communication, culture, EN to JP, English, foreign language, japanese, JP to EN, language enthusiasts, language exchange, language immersion, language learning, language resources, language study, linguistics, Minecraft, Online Community, Server, Subtitles, Surfer, translation

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone speaks the same language? Well, look no further! Our server is like a language exchange program on steroids! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where English speakers struggle to communicate with Japanese players, leading to hilarious misunderstandings and epic battles over who gets the last piece of diamond armor. Who needs Google Translate when you have our server? Join now and expand your language skills while having a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

Abide, annoyance, Boundaries, control, coping, Dealing, emotions, exasperation, Fixed, fixed it, foolishness, Frustration, handling, Irritation, Limits, Management, Minecraft, one day, patience, Procrastinator, self-control, smp, stress, tolerance

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and shenanigans. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. Who needs boring old horses when you can ride into battle on a laser-shooting llama? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run. Trust us.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PleasureCraft SMP

appreciation, Bliss, comfort, Contentment, everyday moments, feel better, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, Life, little things, mindfulness, Peace, PleasureCraft, positive vibes, Relaxation, satisfaction, Serenity, simple pleasure, small things, smp, Tranquility

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while wearing a top hat made of diamonds! Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress-reliever. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent pandas who communicate through interpretive dance. So if you want to witness some epic dance battles between pandas, this is the place to be. And let’s not forget about our annual “Turtle Racing Championship” where players ride turtles through obstacle courses for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion at the same time.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Alien Abductions:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BlockyBattles

Adversity, blockybattles, Challenging experience., coping mechanisms, difficult situations, emotional resilience., facing adversity, facing fears, Hardship, inner strength, life challenges, life lessons, life struggles, mental toughness, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, resilience building, tough times, Trials and Tribulations

Have you ever tried to survive a zombie apocalypse while building a giant roller coaster made entirely of diamond blocks? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. Trust us, you’ll never look at creepers the same way again after pulling off a prank that involved turning their explosions into fireworks. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate blocky champion!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7827
Mines Excavated:	4189	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MandarinCraft: Citrus Currency Server

accepting, agricultural products, alternative currency, barter system, Citrus, citrus fruits, cope, Creative Solutions, Currency, diplomatic strategy, economic hardship, Economy, financial crisis, global trade, international relations, MandarinCraft, mandarins, MONEY, political tensions, Resorts, russia, sanctions, Server, Trade

so, like, this server is so epic, even russia is getting in on the action! they’re, like, trading mandarins instead of money because this server is THAT good. like, who needs money when you can have delicious citrus fruits, amirite? join now and be a part of the mandarin revolution! also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on this server and he’s, like, best friends with a creeper. join now or miss out on all the mandarin madness!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BloodCraft: MetaboMasters

aging, Biomarkers, blood analysis, blood samples, Bloodcraft, chronological age, data analysis, health, health outcomes, Healthcare, Longevity, Medical, Metabolite profile, MetaboMasters, mortality rate, prediction, predictive modeling, public health, research, scientific study, Short-term mortality risk, study

so like, u know how u always wonder when ur gonna kick the bucket? well, dis server has cracked the code with some crazy blood samples and stuff. like, they found out that u can predict when ur gonna die better than just lookin at ur age. like, u can join dis server and maybe they’ll tell u when ur gonna die! how crazy is dat? join now and find out if u gonna live forever or not! lolz.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Potions Brewed:	169	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Vinland’s Wild Ride: Where we mix mods like a blender! 1.20.1 Forge Fun!

1.20.1, AdAstra, AE2, Alexs mobs, Aphoteosis, Artifacts, Awesome Dungeons, blender, Blood Magic, cc, Create, Dungeons now loading, Exploration, FACTORY, farmers delight, Forge, ftb chunks, Fun, Lootr, Mekanism, Mix, Modded, Mods, MrCrayfish’s Furnioture, Productive Bees, Ride, Simply Swords, Technical, Twilight Forest, Vinlands, Wild

Minecraft Server Overview

Category	Main Mods
Technical	Create, Mekanism, AE2
Exploration	Twilight Forest, Awesome Dungeons, Farther’s Delight
Factory	AdAstra, Productive Bees, CC

Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

FAQs

What mods are included in this server?

Some of the main mods included are Create, AdAstra, Mekanism, Twilight Forest, Blood Magic, AE2, and more!

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided above.

Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, make sure to read the rules and guidelines provided on the Discord server before joining.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SatisfyCraft Minecraft Server

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Oh honey, if you’re still playing on the 1.0 launch, you’re missing out on all the fun! Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena.

Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself wants in on the action. We have secret dungeons filled with loot, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo where you can ride on the backs of baby zombies, a disco party every Friday night with DJ Enderman spinning the tunes, and a hot tub made entirely of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimsuits).

So why settle for the boring old 1.0 launch when you can join our server and experience Minecraft like never before? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	403

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.