The Suffering Poorfag Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Adopt-a-RageCraft

acceptance, AdoptaRageCraft, Adopted, anger, biological family, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, Honesty, Identity, parents, reconciliation, relationships, Resentment, Secrets, Self Discovery, uncovering truth, Understanding

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1535
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Are you tired of feeling like you don’t fit in? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of family secrets! Our server is filled with adventure and excitement, perfect for anyone looking to find their true place in the world.

Just like the OP, who discovered they were adopted at 17, you too can uncover hidden truths and forge new connections. Dive into our virtual world and explore the possibilities of a new family – one that doesn’t keep secrets or call you ungrateful for seeking the truth.

Join us now and embark on a journey of self-discovery and gratitude, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs a dysfunctional family when you have a Minecraft community that welcomes you with open arms? Don’t wait, join today and leave the drama behind!

CraftyRomania Minecraft Server

Alliance, controversial remarks, CraftyRomania, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, european union, far right, foreign ministry, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, official statement, Politics, presidential candidate, Romanian, Server, solidarity, SOVEREIGNTY, Statements, Support, Ukraine

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9641
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9298	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join cuz the Romanian Foreign Ministry is like, all about supporting Ukraine’s sovereignty, ya know? and this one time, this far-right Romanian presidential candidate was like, “yo, Ukraine, you’re cool,” and everyone was like, “whaaaaat?” but then the Foreign Ministry was like, “nah, bro, we got Ukraine’s back, no worries.” so, like, if you wanna be part of a server that’s got that kind of drama goin’ on, you gotta join this one. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground disco where the mods party all night long. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join now or forever hold your peace.

QuranBurnerCraft

asylum seekers, crime, cultural conflict, extremism, foreign power, immigration, international relations, investigation, Iraqi refugee, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Quran burnings, QuranBurnerCraft, radicalization, Refugee Crisis, religious tensions, shot dead, Sweden, Terrorism, trial, violence

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8899
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join because, like, we have the most insane adventures and crazy builds, like, ever.

one time, this player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs. no joke, bro. and another time, we all went on a quest to find the legendary golden pickaxe that could mine bedrock. it was, like, so intense, dude.

plus, we have, like, the best community ever. everyone is super chill and always down for a good time.

oh, and did i mention we have, like, secret dungeons filled with treasure and, like, evil mobs to fight? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, come join us on this server and, like, let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

Alzheimers Drug Advocates: Balance & Conflicts

Advocates, alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s drugs, balance, clinical trials, cognitive decline, Conflicts, conflicts of interest, DRUG, drug development, Ethics, Healthcare, healthcare policy, informed consent, Medical Ethics, medical industry, neurology, patient advocacy, patient safety, pharmaceutical companies, pharmaceuticals, research, transparency

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4528
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6666	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Potions Brewed:	133	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

so like, u should totally join this minecraft server cuz like, we got all the craziest stuff goin on! like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers outta their eyes! not to mention, our diamond mines are like, never-ending! u can build the most epic castle ever and then defend it against a horde of zombie chickens! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like a sword that can turn ur enemies into fluffy bunnies! so come join us and let’s have a blast together!

🔥 Option 01/17/25 Competition 5 donates! 🔥 server minecraft

atmosphere, Auto-mine, Awards, Cases, Cheaters, CIS, combat pass, Community, Competition, donates, Economy, Friendly, Heroes, honest game, Jobs, Magic, Minecraft, Mini Games, Prizes, Protection, Quests, Shop, Starter Kit, survival mode, Transactions, Trust

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3073
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	309406	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	325

Survival mode

• Smart and advanced system of protection against cheaters is an honest game for everyone.

• Daily mini-games with prizes-get vivid emotions in games such as the Pati and Splif block.

• Combat pass – unique quests and valuable awards for real heroes.

• The most thoughtful economy in the CIS is stability and justice in each transaction.

• Friendly community – players always support each other, creating a unique atmosphere of trust.

MC.GGLAND.RU

Eastern Silk 1.20.1

#Textiles, 1.20.1, art, Asian crafts, Asian thread, craft supplies, Crafting, Cultural, design, diy, eastern, embroidery, embroidery thread, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, needlecraft, needlework, Sewing, silk, stitching, textile art, Traditional

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	143
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4175
Dimension Hops:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a freakin’ trip to Asia without leaving your mom’s basement!

We got pandas, bamboo forests, and even ninja villages for you to explore.

And get this, you can ride on a dragon and battle other players in epic kung fu showdowns.

Plus, there’s a secret hot spring where you can chill with geishas and samurais after a long day of mining and crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get our Asian adventure on!

SecretSibsMC Server

appease, boardmate, Boyfriend, brother, Chores, Department, Drama, fresh produce, friend group, groceries, husband and wife, Infidelity, love, mutual friend group, negotiator, Party, secret relationship, SecretSibsMC, Server, situationship, vegetable vendors, yard shift

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1058
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can witness the epic love triangle between Alice, her boyfriend, and her boardmate’s brother!

Watch as Alice’s boardmate’s brother goes above and beyond to win her heart, from doing all the chores to driving her around like a chauffeur. And don’t worry, fresh produce from Alice’s family’s vegetable business is included in the deal!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for secret relationships, betrayals, and negotiations that would make even the most seasoned diplomat jealous. Will Alice choose her boyfriend or her boardmate’s brother? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky Minecraft server! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions.

DoggyStyleCraft

bells on collar, black lab, dark black coat, dog coat, DoggyStyleCraft, lawsuit, nearly blind, neighbor conflict, neighbor dispute, reflective coat, reflective spray paint, reflective tape, Rural area, Safety, shared road, stubborn neighbor, support dog, Vandalism, VISIBILITY, winter coat, winter months

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4688
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Votes:	3933	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Hey there Minecrafters! So, picture this: you’re living in a rural area, minding your own business, when suddenly your blind neighbor’s support dog keeps blending into the dark winter mornings like a ninja in a black coat. You’re just trying to drive to your virtual mine, but you keep almost running over this stealthy pup!

But fear not, for our server has the solution! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging invisible dogs on the road, only to have a hero emerge and save the day with reflective spray paint! Who needs bells when you can have a glowing dog beacon guiding your way?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, just wait until you hear about the neighbor’s step-nephew and his plumbing adventures. It’s a soap opera waiting to happen, folks! So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the danger, and the doggy dilemmas that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs lawsuits when you have virtual adventures like these? Join now and let the chaos begin!

LateLifeLessonsMC SMP

hindsight, late bloomer, LateLifeLessonsMC, life advice, Life Changes, life education, life experiences, life insights, life journey, life learning, life lessons, life mistakes, life realizations, life reflections, life regrets, life revelations, life transformations, Maturity, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, smp, wisdom

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2669
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Animals Bred:	144	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

OMG guys, so like, I was playing on this totally epic Minecraft SMP and I learned this lesson way too late in life, like seriously. So, like, I was building this huge castle out of diamond blocks, right? And I didn’t realize until way later that you could actually fly in creative mode. Like, why didn’t anyone tell me this sooner?! I could have saved so much time and effort, ugh.

But anyways, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest adventures and the most hilarious mishaps. Like, one time, we accidentally spawned a million creepers in someone’s house and it was chaos, but also kinda funny. And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a chicken parade around the server. It was so random and weird, but that’s just how we roll.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and nothing makes sense, then you should totally come play with us. We’re always looking for more players to add to our wacky world of blocky madness. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. Don’t ask why, just come join the fun!

WarlockWorks

alchemist, Conjurer, Druid, Enchanter, fortune teller, Mage, magician, Medium, mystic, Necromancer, occultist, psychic, Seer, Shaman, Sorcerer, spellcaster, spiritualist, warlock, WarlockWorks, witch doctor, wizard

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7472
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Emeralds Found:	241
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with basic bros and no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate hangout spot for all the warlocks, wizards, and witchy men out there!

Join our server and unleash your inner magical powers as you battle it out against other players in epic wizard duels. Fly on broomsticks, brew potions, and summon mystical creatures to aid you in your quest for dominance.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Male Witch Coven, a group of powerful sorcerers who control the very fabric of reality itself. Rumor has it that they can turn diamonds into cheese and make creepers breakdance on command.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s truly spellbinding, look no further than ours. Join now and become the magical man you were always meant to be!

UnderseaCraft: EuroBoom!

cables, Communication, critical infrastructure, cybersecurity, data, Defense, Digital, EuroBoom, Europe, european union, Geopolitics, internet, Network, policy, Protection, Risk, SECURITY, Technology, time bomb, undersea infrastructure, UnderseaCraft, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5650
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Buildings Constructed:	48
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

u ever wanted to dive deep into the ocean in minecraft? well dis server lets u do dat and more! we got undersea infrastructure like u never seen before, it’s a security time bomb of fun! join us if u wanna explore the depths of the ocean and maybe even find some hidden treasure. who knows what u might discover in our crazy underwater world! come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, fam!

NapCraft: Problem-Solving ZZZ

#ProblemSolving, Ability, afternoon nap, brain function, cognitive function, creative problem solving, findings, improve, mental clarity, nap benefits, nap time, Napcraft, new study, problem-solving skills, productivity, research, REST, Sleep, sleep study, SOLVE, study, target problems, zzz.

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9557
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER AND U CAN NAP ALL DAY TO BECOME A MINECRAFT GENIUS!!! U CAN SOLVE PROBLEMS LIKE A WIZARD AFTER A GOOD NAP, U CAN BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS IN UR SLEEP!!! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT, IF U NAP ENOUGH TIMES, U CAN FLY IN MINECRAFT WITHOUT A ELYTRA!!! JOIN NOW AND NAP UR WAY TO VICTORY, WOOHOO!!!

CootMC

alliances, Bosses, Brewery, Challenges, Character, CootMC, Dungeon, Economy, Kingdom, Leaderboards, Medieval, mobs, music discs, Perks, Quests, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, smp, TOWN, Trading, Wars

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3176
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	50

CootMC Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Custom Dungeon	Team up with friends to fight mobs and bosses for rewards
Roleplay System	Create unique characters and work for your town
Player-run Economy	Trade in gold and items with other players
Skill Levelling System	Track and improve your skills for unique perks
Quests System	Complete challenges for special rewards
Other Features	Custom music discs and brewery

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server on Java version 1.21 and also join our Discord for more information.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.

Q: Can I create my own kingdom on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own medieval kingdom, start wars, make enemies, and forge alliances on our custom fantasy map.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we host regular events such as dungeon runs, PvP tournaments, and special quests for all players to participate in.

TinyCraft – Spanish Indie 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bait, Chuubas, clean thread, Community, Corpos, discussion, ESmol, ESpanish, Favorite, Garbage, ignoring, Independent creators, indie, offtopic, Reporting, Small, Spanish, spanish language, Spanish-speaking, tinycraft, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2393
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we talk about our fave Spanish-speaking smol indie vtubers! Like, forget about those big chuubas and corpos, they ain’t welcome here. We keep it real with the underground virtual YouTubers, ya feel me? So, if you wanna be part of the coolest community on the block, hit up this server and let’s chat about our vtuber obsessions together. Don’t let the haters bring us down, let’s keep this thread clean and ignore all the bait and offtopic garbage. Let’s show ’em how we do it in the virtual world!

GraveGamer Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, burial, cemetery, commemoration, death, epitaph, ETERNAL, Farewell, final wishes, GraveGamer, gravestone, Inscription, last words, Legacy, memorial, memorialization, Minecraft, mortality, Remembrance, resting place, smp, Tombstone, Tribute

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7129
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Dimension Hops:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	1838
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Lol, ok so like, imagine this Minecraft server where we all just like, build stuff and blow stuff up and have epic battles with mobs and stuff. It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in Minecraft, bro. And get this, if you die, you get to have a custom gravestone with a hilarious message on it. Like, mine would say “Here lies Bob, died trying to ride a pig off a cliff.” Haha, classic Bob, amirite? So yeah, if you wanna join this crazy fun server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down and join us! We can’t wait to see what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to.

Players:	94/900	Votes:	3891
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17