The Movie Critics Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

GrindCraft SMP

energy drain, energy vampires, energy zappers, Fruitless endeavors, futile efforts, grindcraft, ineffective use of time, non-profitable pursuits, pointless tasks, smp, Time management, time suckers, time wasters, time-consuming tasks., unfulfilling activities, Unproductive activities, unproductive endeavors, unproductive habits, unproductive tasks, unprofitable investments, wasted effort

Are you tired of wasting your precious time and energy on things that don’t bring you any return? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and within minutes, they were chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. But instead of running away in fear, they decided to befriend the llamas and together, they formed a llama army that conquered the entire server. And that player? They became the llama king, ruling over their subjects with a hoof of iron.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond disco ball that grants wishes to those who can bust a move like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to wasting your time on boring activities. Who knows, you might just become the next llama king or disco ball dancer extraordinaire!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Annoyingly Normal

annoying habits, annoyingly, common annoyances, common frustrations, common irritations, common pet peeves, daily annoyances, everyday annoyance, everyday frustrations, everyday irritations, irksome habits, minor annoyances, minor frustrations, minor irritations, mundane annoyances, normal, normalcy, personal triggers, pet peeve, typical irritations, universal annoyances, universal frustrations

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where all creepers have been replaced with adorable kittens that explode into a shower of rainbows and sparkles. And forget about getting lost in the Nether – our portal system will teleport you directly to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even tame a dragon to ride around the map in style. And if you ever get bored of building epic castles and roller coasters, you can always participate in our daily llama races or join the search for the legendary golden carrot hidden somewhere in the world.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a whole new world of insanity and hilarity that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Void Gems Collected:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PixelPoutinePutinJustice

Canadian, collusion, Conspiracy, Corruption, criminal case, far right, foreign influence, fraud, Government, indictment, influencers, International, investigation, Legal, MONEY, money laundering, PixelPoutinePutinJustice, Politics, Russian, scandal, U.S. Department of Justice

So, like, imagine this, right? You log onto this Minecraft server and BAM! You’re in the middle of a crazy battle between Russian billionaires and Canadian far-right influencers. The U.S. Department of Justice is all up in there, trying to stop the madness. But hey, who cares about all that drama when you can join in on the fun? Build your own empire, fight epic battles, and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way. So, like, join now and be part of the wildest Minecraft server ever! Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Emeralds Found:	7060	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Crafty Wow Server – Minecraft Server

497444334, Alliance, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Crafty, EU guild, GLOBO FOMO, invite, mages, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA guild, NA server, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, Old, Server, the war within, War withing, Warlocks, World of Warcraft, World of Warcraft General, wow, wow community

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where you can become a powerful warlock or mage and battle it out with other players in epic magical duels!

Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard and be part of the most prestigious group of warlocks and mages in the land. Or if you prefer the EU server, join the Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn and show off your magical skills to players across the pond.

But beware, the war within is real and only the strongest and most cunning players will survive. So grab your wand, put on your wizard hat, and join us on this insane adventure where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even discover a secret realm filled with diamond-encrusted dragons and enchanted golden pickaxes!

Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the magic begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, boy bands, catchy songs, Choreography, discussion, Entertainment, fan culture, girl groups, Hallyu wave, IDOLS, korean pop, Kpop, Minecraft, Music, No. 69774711, online forum, pop culture, secret, smp, social media, society, south korea, trending topics

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate kpop paradise! Join us for a chance to build your very own Kpop concert stadium and host epic dance battles with other players.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden Kpop shrine in the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Kpop gods themselves. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle? You got it. Want to turn all the creepers into cute little BTS members? Well, we can’t promise that one, but you get the idea.

So come join us on our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with music, dance, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	75
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

ClassyCraftyRevenge

aita, asian, Banh Mi, Brazilian-American, brigadeiro, Chinese, Chinese American, classmates, ClassyCraftyRevenge, Conflict Resolution, cultural appropriation, Cultural differences, discrimination, Family Support, Latinx, Mexican, racial tensions, racism, School, suspension, Vietnamese

Welcome to our Minecraft server where cultural misunderstandings turn into epic battles! Join us and experience the thrill of correcting your classmates on their knowledge of different cuisines, just like in this wild story of a Chinese-American girl and a Brazilian-American boy.

Imagine the excitement of standing up for your culture while also getting into trouble with the principal for being accused of racism. Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy and dramatic?

So come on over and show off your knowledge of different cultures, but be prepared for some intense in-game debates and maybe even a visit from a furious mom who takes things way too seriously. It’s all part of the fun on our outrageous Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure filled with laughter and chaos. Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mines Excavated:	2585
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

NoFilterNoFilter – Minecraft SMP

awkward situations, communication skills, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, Honesty, Minecraft, no filter, NoFilterNoFilter, overshare, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, Self-expression, smp, social cues, social etiquette, social interactions, social media, social norms, Social Skills, transparency

Are you tired of being censored and told to keep your thoughts to yourself? Join our Minecraft SMP where there’s no such thing as oversharing! In fact, we encourage you to let it all out, whether it’s your deepest secrets or just random thoughts about llamas.

Our community is full of players who have no filter, so you’ll fit right in if you’re constantly blurting out inappropriate jokes or sharing way too much information about your personal life. Plus, we have a special “TMI Tuesday” event where everyone competes to see who can share the most outrageous story.

So if you’re ready to let loose and be yourself without any judgment, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for some wild conversations and maybe a few awkward moments along the way!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NostalgicCraft

childhood adventures, childhood books, childhood dreams, childhood food, childhood friends, childhood games, childhood innocence, childhood laughter, childhood memories, childhood movies, childhood music, childhood places, childhood sights, childhood smells, childhood sounds, childhood TV shows, forgotten things, Nostalgia, NostalgicCraft, old toys, past experiences

Remember the days when you used to believe that if you dig deep enough in Minecraft, you’ll find a secret portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs? Well, guess what? Our server actually has that portal! Join us and embark on a quest to find the mystical land of unicorns and flying pigs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted chicken along the way! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and relive the wonder of your childhood dreams!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Emeralds Found:	3660
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CommieCraft Minecraft Server

age, CommieCraft, communism, Communist China, Conflict, cross-strait relations, Democracy, Diplomacy, east asia, Geopolitics, Identity, INDEPENDENCE, International, Minecraft, motherland, nationalism, Politics, president, relations, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Taiwan-China relations

LOL join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like tryna make Communist China yo mama! Taiwan’s president be like, “Nah bro, we older than dat, ain’t no way China gonna be our mama!” So come join dis server and be part of da epic battle for who’s gonna be yo mama! Plus, we got epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions that’ll blow yo mind! So what you waitin for? Join now and show China who’s boss!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	24	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

TacoTownMassacre

Assassination, Community, Corruption, crime, current events, Government, Homicide, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, leadership, Mayor, Mexican, mexico, Murdered, News, Politics, public service, TacoTownMassacre, Tragedy, violence

so, like, this server is so lit that even mexican mayors are joining and getting murdered for it. like, this mayor started his job and boom, gone. but don’t worry, on this server you can respawn as many times as you want. maybe the mayor just wanted to keep respawning and playing on this epic server. join now for a killer time (literally)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Straight Up Minecraft Server

arousal, attraction, Boundaries, Curiosity, desire, dyke, experimentation, Exploration, FANTASY, fetish, Forbidden, GIF, hot, Lesbian, Minecraft, Server, sexual orientation, Sexuality, Straight.., taboo, temptation, Thread

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the straightest players can’t resist the sapphic temptations of our virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated passion and lesbian love stories that will make you question your sexuality (in the best way possible). Who knew crafting and mining could lead to such steamy encounters? Don’t miss out on the chance to explore your hidden desires in a blocky paradise unlike any other. Join now and let the lesbian thread on /gif/ be just the beginning of your adventure!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	293
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BlockMania Minecraft SMP – WWE Edition

African American, black male wrestlers, blockmania, Diversity, Edition, equality, Featured, fightful, inclusion, Intentional, lack of representation, Minecraft, Minority, ppv, Racial equality, representation matters, sean ross sapp, single talent, smp, social justice, Sports Entertainment, wrestling, wrestling industry, wwe

Are you tired of the lack of representation for black male wrestlers in the WWE? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and be a part of a community where black male single talent gets featured like never before. WWE may be slow to catch on, but we’re ahead of the game. Plus, rumor has it that John Cena himself is a secret member of our SMP, so you never know who you might run into! Join now and be a part of the revolution in gaming representation. Let’s show WWE how it’s done!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Endless Night Skies:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PixelPickUpCraft

asking out, attraction, compatibility, Confidence, DATING, guys, intelligence, interests, Kindness, long term, looks, Personality, physical appearance, PixelPickUpCraft, Preferences, Qualities, reddit, relationships, romance, sense of humor, short-term

Are you tired of mining for love in all the wrong places? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate dating paradise!

Join us and find your perfect pixelated partner while exploring our vast world filled with romantic adventures. From building heart-shaped houses to going on virtual dates in our enchanting forests, love is just a block away on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who give out relationship advice in exchange for golden carrots. Trust us, you won’t find that kind of service anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the love (and laughter) begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Crops Grown:	7041
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

What are Minecraft servers like HarmonyCraft ?

Active players, Builds, Community, custom resource packs, Discord, Economy, Events, Frequent Updates, Friendly, Minigames, Plugins, Projects, ps4, PS5, Redstone, server reset, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, Whitelisted

Serenity SMP: Serenity SMP is a whitelisted Minecraft Survival server that offers a sense of community and long-term gameplay similar to HarmonyCraft. With custom plugins and a focus on player-driven content, Serenity SMP provides a unique and engaging experience for players looking for a server like HarmonyCraft.
UnityCraft: UnityCraft is a semi-vanilla Minecraft server that prioritizes collaboration and creativity among its players. With a strong emphasis on building and exploration, UnityCraft offers a similar immersive experience to HarmonyCraft, with the added bonus of a friendly and supportive community.
Peaceful Haven: Peaceful Haven is a family-friendly Minecraft server focused on creating a safe and enjoyable environment for players of all ages. With a variety of custom plugins and a dedicated staff team, Peaceful Haven offers a welcoming atmosphere that is reminiscent of the community-driven experience found on HarmonyCraft.
TranquilityCraft: TranquilityCraft is a whitelisted Minecraft server that prides itself on providing a peaceful and relaxing gameplay experience for its players. With a focus on building, exploration, and community interaction, TranquilityCraft offers a tranquil setting similar to HarmonyCraft, where players can unwind and enjoy the game at their own pace.
ZenithCraft: ZenithCraft is a custom Minecraft server that offers a unique and immersive gameplay experience for players seeking something different from the typical survival server. With custom quests, dungeons, and events, ZenithCraft provides a fresh and exciting twist on the traditional Minecraft experience, similar to the innovative elements found on HarmonyCraft.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4970	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Love Letters Sent:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

KendoCraft NEW ENCHANTS, NEW BOSSES Minecraft server

Enchantments, Extensive economy, KendoCraft, minecraft server, Minimum lags, new bosses, New Enchants, pvp system, Unique artifacts, unique items, weapons

KendoCraft – A unique project among others on version 1.1.5!

– Extensive economy

– Unique items, including unique artifacts and enchantments.

– Weapons

– PvP System

– Minimum number of lags.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Runes Activated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2