Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 98/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Dimension Hops: 2
Titanic Battles Fought: 15 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Astral Projections Made: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
Dragon Eggs Found: 2077 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 64

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY