Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Farms Harvested: 560
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Chimeras Created: 3
Horror Stories Survived: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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