Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 91/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
Mineshafts Explored: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 5
Mythical Quests Completed: 42 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Buildings Constructed: 17

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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