The Longbirch Vanguard: Hardcore Roleplay with a side of Lag and Llamas!

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Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	MC.LVRPG.NET
Java Version	1.20.1

A unique Minecraft Survival/RPG experience

Embark on an epic journey in the realm of Longbirch! Forge alliances with diverse races, battle dark forces, and rebuild a shattered land. Explore fantastical towns and locales, hone your skills, and uncover ancient secrets. Will you be the hero to unite Longbirch or succumb to the shadows? Join us and shape the destiny of a kingdom!

11 Classes
9 Races
Tons of Quests
An ever-expanding selection of Pets
7 Dungeons
Deity System
Frequent Updates

Check out the newly added Necromancer class + the level cap was just increased to 30!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply enter the server IP address MC.LVRPG.NET in your Minecraft client.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, please check the server’s website or Discord for a list of rules and guidelines.
Can I choose my race and class?	Yes, you can choose from 9 different races and 11 unique classes when you start your adventure in Longbirch.
How often are updates released?	Updates are released frequently to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging for players.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Daddy’s Chocolate Kingdom

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers)! Join us for a wild ride filled with chocolate cream and daddy issues.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a talking pig who offered them a diamond sword in exchange for their firstborn child. Crazy, right? But that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll experience here.

Our server is like no other, with chocolate cream flowing like rivers and daddy long legs roaming the land. Build a castle made entirely of chocolate cream blocks or challenge daddy to a dance-off in the town square. The possibilities are endless!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let us fill your mouth with chocolate cream, daddy style. It’s a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ores Mined:	4395	Farms Harvested:	233
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Xing Xing’s Block Party

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Join us for the chance to ride unicorns through fields of diamonds, battle zombie chickens with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely of rainbows and marshmallows (yes, it’s possible in our world).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. Dance the night away with your fellow players and maybe even challenge a creeper to a dance-off.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the xing xing of a lifetime on our EPIC Minecraft server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Astral Projections Made:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Crafty Karen’s Crazy Cubes

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Welcome to our insanely hilarious Minecraft server where the mobs are not your typical enemies, but adorable creatures that will bewitch you into doing the most ridiculous things!

Imagine being chased by a pack of cute little bunnies that force you to build a giant carrot statue in their honor. Or getting hypnotized by a group of adorable kittens that make you dance the floss for hours on end.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary dancing llama that will challenge you to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the llama and earn its respect?

Join us now for a whimsical adventure like no other. Who knew Minecraft could be this absurdly fun?!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ores Mined:	9629
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Where’s Lookner? Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Legend has it that Steve once stumbled upon our server and instantly became the ruler of the land. His diamond armor was so shiny that even the Ender Dragon was jealous! But then, tragedy struck when Creeper decided to photobomb Steve’s victory screenshot. The explosion was so massive that it created a crater the size of a village!

Now, we need YOU to come and help us rebuild this once glorious land. Join us and together we will defeat the evil Herobrine and restore peace to the realm. Plus, we have unicorns that poop rainbows and llamas that tell hilarious jokes. What more could you ask for?

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us on this wild adventure! WE NEED HIM NOW MORE THAN EVER, BROS!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyCreeperz – Where Creepers are the Real MVPs

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the water breaks are so epic, they’ll make you question reality itself! Our AI Dynamic Storytellers will take you on a journey through limitless, open-ended, interactive fiction that will leave you ROFLing for days.

Imagine a world where the water breaks are actually secret portals to other dimensions, where you can battle evil mobs with nothing but a diamond pickaxe and a stack of pancakes. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

Join us on this server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and dancing llamas. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos, build your own floating castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and let the water breaks take you to places you never knew existed. See you on the other side, adventurer!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5972	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Crafty Craziness: Not Schizophrenic Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a realm of pure chaos and hilarity! Are you worried about being schizophrenic? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone is a little bit crazy! Join us and build your way to sanity through exploring our wacky world filled with colorful characters and mind-bending challenges. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Crafty Craziness: The Server Where the Fun Begins!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the creepers dance and the pigs fly! Join us for a wild ride through a world where anything is possible.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a HOUSE. They used it to build a castle so grand, it made the Ender Dragon jealous. And that player? They became the ruler of our server, with all the diamonds and emeralds their heart desired.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Creeper, who throws the wildest parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve danced with a creeper under a shower of glittering diamonds.

So come join us on our server, where the adventures are endless and the fun never stops. Who knows what treasures you’ll find or what friends you’ll make along the way. Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination.

Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Ores Mined:	5896	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Blockheads Anonymous: How smart is /b/?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with explosive surprises and mind-bending challenges? Then look no further, because this server is the place to be!

Join us and witness the legendary battles between players and a horde of zombie llamas that roam the land. But beware, these llamas are not your average creatures – they have a taste for diamond armor and will stop at nothing to claim it for themselves!

Not only that, but our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep that can grant you special powers if you can catch them. Rumor has it that these sheep can make you fly, turn invisible, or even summon a giant chicken to fight by your side!

So come on down and see for yourself just how smart /b/ really is on our server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ChadCraft: Where Even Shorties Can Feel Like Giants!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where being two inches taller could make you a certified chad! But don’t worry, even if you’re just an inch short, you can still join the fun!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and ridiculous shenanigans. Who needs height when you have a diamond sword and a creeper army at your disposal?

So come on, level up your gaming experience and show the world that being vertically challenged is no match for your Minecraft skills. Join us now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5970
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

ConfessCraft: Where Creepers spill their secrets!

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Welcome to our Confess Minecraft server, where you can let out all your deepest secrets while building epic structures and battling mobs!

Join us if you want to confess your undying love for Creepers or if you have a secret obsession with mining diamonds in your sleep.

Our server is filled with secret tunnels that lead to hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted items and rare blocks. But be careful, you might stumble upon a group of zombie villagers having a dance party!

If you’re feeling brave, take a dip in our lava pool and see if you can survive long enough to tell the tale. Or challenge other players to a build-off where the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for the rest of the day.

So come join us on Confess and let your inner Minecraft warrior shine! Just remember, what happens in our server stays in our server…unless you confess it all in the chat.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

RAT Plebs Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where only the elite players reign supreme! If you were in RAT back in the day, you’re a pleb. Simple as that. But fear not, for on our server, you can leave your pleb days behind and ascend to greatness!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, treasure hunts that lead to diamond-studded toilets, and building contests where the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows!

Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend on our server. Join now and show the world that you are no longer a pleb, but a Minecraft master!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	402	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Forever Alone Craft

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll find a girlfriend! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so magical that even the most socially awkward players will have a girlfriend in no time.

Join us and witness the revolution in the Minecraft dating world. Our server is like a virtual love potion, attracting potential partners from all corners of the blocky universe.

But beware, the political implications of finding a girlfriend on our server are huge. You might become a target for jealous players who will stop at nothing to steal your virtual love away. Will you be able to defend your relationship and build a fortress of love to protect it?

So come on, join us and see for yourself the wonders of our Minecraft server. Who knew that mining blocks and slaying zombies could lead to finding true love?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BlockyBaguette – Crafting Chaos & Memes Galore!

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server and embark on a journey filled with adventure, laughs, and absolute madness!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of creepers start breakdancing around you! Yes, that’s right, breakdancing creepers! Only on our server will you find such entertainment!

But wait, there’s more! How about riding a pig into battle against an army of skeletons? Or building a rollercoaster that takes you through a nether portal and into a land of unicorns and rainbows? The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and be prepared for a wild ride like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	340
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ChunkyCraft: Where Size Doesn’t Matter!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where only the most agile and nimble players are allowed! If you’re even slightly overweight, sorry but you can’t join because ROBOTS ONLY!

Picture this: a world where robots roam free, building incredible structures and battling it out in epic PvP matches. But beware, if you’re caught sneaking in with a few extra pounds, you’ll be swiftly kicked out by our robotic overlords.

Join us for a chance to prove your worth as a LEAN, MEAN, MINING MACHINE and show off your skills in our exclusive robot-only community. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD experience!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Minecraft Mayhem: Lycoris LOLz

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Get ready for Season 2 of our Minecraft server, where the pigs have learned how to fly and the creepers have started breakdancing! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds grow on trees and zombies have formed their own boy band.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with dancing llamas and a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that whoever finds this cave will be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s tallest water slide, where players can ride down on boats while dodging flaming arrows and dodging pesky skeletons. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Disco Enderman to a dance-off for a chance to win a stack of emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for Season 2 of our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.