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Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Crops Grown:	2056
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

HolyCraftGoneRogue

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the main attraction? Look no further than our server, where even the pastor gets offended if you don’t say goodbye properly! Join us for a wild ride of passive-aggressive messages and nosy members keeping tabs on your every move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret worship leaders who may or may not be hired without your knowledge. Who needs transparency when you can have mystery and intrigue instead?

So if you’re looking for a server where leaving without a proper farewell will result in a religiously worded text message, then come join us! Just make sure to keep an eye out for those nosy members, they’re always watching.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

FoxCraft: ChipMex Facility

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build like Foxconn building Nvidia superchip facility in Mexico, but with blocks! we got execs saying it’s the most lit place to be, like seriously, they’re building superchips but we’re building super castles and stuff. join us for the craziest adventures and the most epic battles, you won’t regret it! plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might even get to mine diamonds with the man himself. what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7775	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Help Me Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your blocky shoulders? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to go it alone again! We’ve got a community of players who are ready to join forces and conquer the pixelated world together.

Join us and become part of a wacky and wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Need help building a giant statue of your pet llama? We’ve got you covered. Want to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness? We’re all in!

So come on, don’t be a lone wolf in a world of sheep. Join our server and let’s create some epic memories together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best blocky buddy along the way.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Alien Abductions:	2	Void Gems Collected:	20
Ores Mined:	8486	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

The Marriage Minecraft SMP – SAVE thread – gf/wife/trib etc

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you’ve ever saved another player’s girl from a virtual relationship gone wrong! Show off your conquests and let everyone know that you’ve got the hottest downloads in town.

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, epic Minecraft builds. Who knows, you might even run into someone you know and have to guess the first letter of their name based on their in-game girlfriend’s skin. It’s a virtual soap opera like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show off your saved damsels in distress. Pic relevant, just think of it as a really nice bottom that you’ve successfully rescued! #SAVED 😂🔥👑

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

RageCraft: Instant Trigger

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Join our Minecraft server and let our mischievous mobs constantly steal your diamonds, blow up your creations, and play pranks on you when you least expect it! We guarantee you’ll be raging in no time, but hey, isn’t that what makes the game more fun? Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a wicked sense of humor and loves trolling players by teleporting them into random places. So if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience and make you question your sanity, look no further! Join us now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	267	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Buildings Constructed:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Void Gems Collected:	33	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, you want a minecraft server that is like, totally off the wall crazy? well, look no further, cuz this server is like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your life! we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.

one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started singing show tunes. it was like, the most epic thing ever.

and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. players have to solve riddles, battle monsters, and navigate deadly traps to find the hidden loot. it’s like, the hunger games, but with more diamonds.

so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who could say no to that?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals

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Come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the fiery battle between Ukraine and Russia! Build your own strategic bases and set them on fire just like in real life! Watch as flames spread from Crimea to the Urals, creating chaos and destruction everywhere you go. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who burns it all down? Join now and find out! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual countries were harmed in the making of this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some explosive gameplay!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Emeralds Found:	6997
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	33

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic players? Look no further, because our server is home to the dorkiest characters you’ll ever meet! From nerdy zombies who quote Shakespeare to skeletons who wear glasses and debate the meaning of life, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic quests where you’ll team up with a group of quirky villagers to defeat a giant chicken boss who is terrorizing the land. Or participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds (and bragging rights, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who is rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted bacon hidden deep within his castle. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the bacon for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and meet the dorkiest characters in all of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Crops Grown:	7003
Dragon Scales Harvested:	283	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Country Minecraft SMP Happen

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy Canadians causing chaos at every turn! Join us for a wild ride as this couple from Canada takes over the server with their maple syrup-fueled shenanigans. From building igloos in the desert to riding moose into battle, you never know what to expect next on this wacky Minecraft SMP. So come join us and experience the true north strong and free…in Minecraft form!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ores Mined:	6326
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a babysitter bringing a surprise dog to your house!

Forget about boring old servers, on our server, you never know what unexpected surprises await you. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds? Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of llamas throwing a party in the desert biome.

Just like this babysitter, our server will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than a toddler on a sugar rush!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Villages Defended:	11
New Chunks Explored:	730277	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

NoApologiesMC

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Are you tired of high school drama following you around like a clingy ex? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any accusations of spreading rumors about someone’s sexuality.

We promise that no one will confront you at our virtual reunions demanding apologies for things you didn’t do. Plus, we have epic quests, insane challenges, and secret treasures waiting to be discovered. So why waste your time dealing with high school grudges when you can join our server and have a blast with fellow gamers who just want to have fun?

Don’t let the Ivans of the world bring you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might even find a hidden diamond mine that will make you richer than your high school nemesis ever dreamed of. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the drama behind!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Buildings Constructed:	26	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PixelPeenPalace

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Are you tired of receiving nudes from women who just don’t understand the true art of seduction? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive nudes from our pixelated princesses that will make your blocky heart skip a beat! Join us for a wild ride filled with steamy pixelated passion and scandalous blocky affairs. Who needs real-life nudes when you can have Minecraft nudes that will leave you questioning your reality? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

ParanoidPutin’sMCServer

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come join our minecraft server where putin has abandoned his black sea villa because he heard about our epic builds and crazy pvp battles! he was so paranoid about missing out on the fun that he just left it all behind and now it’s up for grabs! imagine looting putin’s secret stash of diamonds and gold while dodging his angry guards who are still patrolling the area! it’s a wild ride full of danger and excitement, so hop on and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MuskCraft: Resuming Fun in Brazil!

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so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, Elon Musk himself gave it his stamp of approval, dude. he, like, bent to the demands of the top court in Brazil just so this server could keep on rockin’, man.

like, can you imagine the power this server holds if it got Elon Musk to, like, bow down to it? it’s, like, the chosen one of all Minecraft servers, bro.

so, like, if you wanna be part of something epic and legendary, you gotta join this server, man. who knows what other crazy stuff will happen next, like maybe Jeff Bezos will start playing Minecraft and join too.

come on, man, don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly out of this world. join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2