| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 1277 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
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| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 3900 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 3149 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 44 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!
So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 6775 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 146 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 |
| Crops Grown: | 7662 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 6484 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 15 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 185 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 11 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 9711 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca
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| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 3663 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 24 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
Experience the bizarre and hilarious mix of Western stereotypes and East Asian perceptions in a virtual world like no other.
Build your own blonde, blue-eyed empire and show the world that Russians are the real MVPs in this crazy Minecraft adventure.
Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge traditional ideas and have a laugh while doing it on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 2858 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 8396 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 9909 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Votes: | 423 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 20 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
Imagine swimming around and finding a dolphin hyped up on caffeine, doing backflips and somersaults like it’s in a circus! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a turtle who’s been hitting the pharmaceuticals a bit too hard and is seeing all sorts of crazy colors!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are getting in on the action. They’ve started a dance crew and are busting out moves that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the zombies – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats left and right!
So come on down to our insane Minecraft server and experience the wildest ride of your life! Just watch out for the pufferfish – they’ve been known to challenge players to underwater rap battles! It’s a party you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 8174 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
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| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 4957 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 195 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 21 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, we have an unofficial official thread anthem that will make you question reality. Plus, our wiki is DOWN, TBD – just like your sanity after joining our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have resources galore, FAQs that will leave you scratching your head, and VTuber XL Loras that will make you go, “What the heck am I looking at?”
And don’t even get me started on our LoRA Checklist – it’s so outrageous, it’s almost genius. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 9954 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 147 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 18 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
One day, the owner of the server got super drunk and decided to create a Minecraft world that was just as chaotic as their drunken state. And thus, our server was born! Expect to find random explosions, flying pigs, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party after a long day of trying to kill you. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to some sick beats.
So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond block that grants you wishes (or just explodes in your face, we can’t guarantee anything). Let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 8331 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 2627 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 67 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 86 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 9285 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
and get this, our server is all about inclusivity. we accept all types of players, no matter where u come from. whether u live in a big city or a tiny village, we got u covered. we even got special incentives for players from rural areas and non-teaching hospitals. we wanna make sure everyone gets a chance to experience our hospital-at-home program.
so, what u waitin for? come join our server and experience the most insane minecraft gameplay of ur life. who knew hospitals could be so much fun, right?
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 4279 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 4358 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 30 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious moments that will make you question reality itself.
Why join? Because this server is like the best story in all of gaming, but you get to be the main character!
Explore vast landscapes, build insane structures, and interact with a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.
Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 2423 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 13 |
But that’s not all – we’ve got legendary tales of players who have built entire empires out of nothing but dirt and determination. One guy turned a simple chicken coop into a booming poultry business that rivals KFC. Another player discovered a secret underground rave party hosted by creepers – and lived to tell the tale!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see where your foot fetish can take you. Just make sure to watch your step – you never know what kind of crazy adventures await around every corner!
