| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 2742 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 19 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
TheDiamondSMP.mcserver.ws:25588
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 6375 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 38 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 2000 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 15 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 16 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 6389 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 18 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 2941 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 107061 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 24 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5620 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 4682 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.
So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 213 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 42 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 9925 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Magical Moments Shared: | 11 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Farms Harvested: | 316 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Animals Bred: | 175 |
gurmail.icu:19132
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 3758 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 27 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 5589 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 38 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!
But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.
Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.
So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 2026 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7994 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!
So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 4762 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 35 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 1691 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2875 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 2219 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 19 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 7 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca
almostanarchy.ca
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 6769 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 8 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 282 | Ores Mined: | 8318 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Experience the bizarre and hilarious mix of Western stereotypes and East Asian perceptions in a virtual world like no other.
Build your own blonde, blue-eyed empire and show the world that Russians are the real MVPs in this crazy Minecraft adventure.
Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge traditional ideas and have a laugh while doing it on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 547 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 642611 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 19 |
| Farms Harvested: | 480 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1028 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
